Poems That Tickle My Feet III- Sir William
Sir William - By Pat Gillem
The king ordered William Tell, to shoot the apple off my head,
I said,`Sir William please be careful, i'd rather not be dead'.
He replied `I have a hang over,' and shot me in the foot instead.
The king got real angry and yelled`off with his head, off with his head!'
Sir William ran away and changed his name, and now we call him Fred.