Shorty's - 16 - 18

Shorty's - 16 -18 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Phil,
who could not swallow his pills.
he choked on one, it shot out like a gun,
and a fly on the wall, it did kill!

There once was a boy called Lowell,
who liked to dig very large holes.
One day with a grin, he jumped right on in,
and landed on a family of angry moles!

There once was a boy called Bill,
who tried to make moonshine in a still.
It wasn't long, something went wrong,
now a lawyer is reading his will!

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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Eiddwen - Thanks for stopping by again. I am always glad that I can make someone smile. You have a wonderful weekend also.


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Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

Ha ha haa!!Wonderful and here's to many more.

Take care and have a wonderful weekend.

Eddy.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Shaisty-Chase-Tea No, I don't know that person. Sounds like I should though.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Ha, Ha, Good one. I love the rhymes. Thanks for stopping by Shaisty-Chase-Tea.


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Shaisty-Chase-Tea 5 years ago from The Outskirts

Paddy Boy didnt know what to say,

Why he touched my heart, i felt gay,

sike, just sound bites,

that's so Wanda Sikes,

write a better one about how to pay...

Ode to Phil, Bill, and Lowell

(because i read a sign to say something, was at the top)

Do yu know Maddie Kane, I used to participate in her Limerick off Mondays, ask her if she knows me, Matthew the Kind of Limericks, she's know somehow who acts like that on her facebook,,,


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Shaisty-Chase-Tea 5 years ago from The Outskirts

There once was a boy named Bob,

For thirty hours, dressed like a slob,

till he took of his pance,

dream land he did dance,

Somehow just fairy shirts and sweats on Matt Knaub!

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