Could this be a Question to Die for ?...

The DREADED question that has made men shudder for centuries.....

 " Do these pants make me look fat ?"
" Do these pants make me look fat ?" | Source

Always Choose Your Words Carefully....

He must have deserved it the neighbors said....

To end up like that ,with a bullet in his head...

I never really saw or heard a mean side of him said another...

And his wife appeared to be such a great mother...

So why is she sitting in the back of that police car ?

Surely they don't think that she shot him dead....

Oh, my what possibly could he have said ?

Perhaps we'll never know said the cop..but mark my words..

If you are a man always think twice, before answering the dreaded question...

." Do these pants make me look fat ? "

Stop, think and savor..

And do yourself a favor..

Tell her how much you love her..

And be sure to tell her those pants are a great color !!

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Comments 28 comments

lovedoctor926 3 years ago

This is very good advice K.J. Happy Valentine's Day and hope that you're feeling better


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

lovedoctor926...thank you I'm glad you liked it..and yes as you probably figured, I'm on my way to being back to old self...bad humor and all.....


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GusTheRedneck 3 years ago from USA

"KJ" (kj force) -

Now we know where it was that the farewell message, "May the Force be with you" came from. :-)

Buon San Valentino.

Gus :-)))


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Bumpsysmum 3 years ago from Cambridgeshire

Found this while hub hopping. Made me laugh. Well done.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Bumpsysmum..Glad you chose to " hub hop " hope you will hop on my other write also..glad you enjoyed and thanks for the compliment....


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

GusTheRedneck...Thank you for the visit..and yes I am a " force to be reckoned with "..


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOl, great advice and really love that photo!

Voted up +++ and sharing

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Faith Reaper..glad you enjoyed the hub..and the photo...have a great Valentine Day..


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Good descriptions and expressions, awesome and interesting!


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

DDE...thank you for stopping by and visitng..glad you enjoyed the hub..also thanks for the compliments....


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unknown spy 3 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

Wahahaha this is fantastix!! You rockz Valentines Days KJF!


Vickiw 3 years ago

Loved this! Very humorous! Lovely slant for Valentines Day


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

unknown spy...so glad you enjoyed and got a laugh..happy day backacha...


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

vickiw...thanks for stopping by and commenting...by lovely " slant " are you referring to the pattern in the pants ? haha..hope you had a great " V " day...


Vickiw 3 years ago

Yep! Great picture, real live wire!


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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Great one! And true! Thank you for lightening up the day with a touch of humour! up+


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

btrbell....glad I could brighten your day..the outfit alone brings new meaning to " light my fire ".... great for doing Tai Chi.." bad".. .karma won't touch it..hehe

thanks for the up+


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tirelesstraveler 3 years ago from California

Oh what a great outfit. My son says,"Don't hesitate say 'No' and find another reason why you don't like it. Women know if they are fat you don't need to tell them. 'Why are you asking me this you can get killed over a question like that'". lol


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

tirelesstraveler....Your son is a wise man " grasshopper "..he will go far with the ladies in the garden of life....thanks for the brilliant comment...


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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Wow! I had no idea that was such a loaded question. LOL.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

PHILLYDREAMER....haven't you ever heard that famous quote by kjforce ? " You can always tell a woman's mood by the way she holds the gun "......thanks for the visit and the comment....


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CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Oh well, I missed this one but then again we could always keep it handy. You'll never know...lol! Good photo, by the way and great advice.

Chuckle all along!


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

CrisSp.....So glad you found your way to this one....and thanks for the comment...trust me I chuckle as you put it ...through life each day.......and write 'em as I see 'em....


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manatita44 2 years ago from london

I get the message. Clever. Great lesson, kj force. Peace.


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kj force 2 years ago from Florida Author

manatita... glad you enjoyed it..and thank you for the comment...

note the " London eye make-up with the Dame Edna glasses ?" I thought the pic was a bit cheeky !


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manatita44 2 years ago from london

You're so right, KJForce.

Please forgive me for not spotting it.


Rawan 21 months ago

Yes and no. My oldest doesn't event thugoh I wish she would! My 12 year old plays football and my 4 year old takes 2 different dance classes. My 2 year old will start dance in January.


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kj force 21 months ago from Florida Author

Rawan....not sure I understand your comment ?????

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