How to be the 10th Caller

Someone that is not the 10th caller
Someone that is not the 10th caller
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Extremely Accurate Statistic | Source

Protester Angry About Not Being 10th Caller

Extremely Angry Protester
Extremely Angry Protester | Source

The Frustration

All people have experienced the horrific frustration of being the 7th, 9th, or 11th caller over and over.

Yes, it has often been the primary cause of divorce around the world, even in areas that do not have phones!

One country's ruling power was overthrown due to consistently not being the 10th caller! Oddly, it was state-run radio too.

Many people have spent 10s of thousands of dollars on psychiatric help in the sad hope of easing their fragile psyche. 

However, there is hope.

Chaos theory or something
Chaos theory or something | Source

Yes, Unbelievably You Can Now be the 10th Caller!

In fact, everyone can be the 10th caller!

By using our incredible Fecundity Undulating Ubiquitin Synapsis device, also known as the FUULS Device (pronounced Füls), you can now be the 10th caller every time.

Based upon the mathematical studies of chaos theory, fluid dynamics, and some other math that nobody understands, we have developed the FUULS Device.


FUULS Device

Fecundity Undulating Ubiquitin Synapsis, also known as the FUULS Device
Fecundity Undulating Ubiquitin Synapsis, also known as the FUULS Device | Source

Soon to be pocket-sized!!

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tritrain 5 years ago from United States Author

Thank you all! :D


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skellie 5 years ago from Adelaide

lol, i thought this was a great hub. Gave me a giggle :) I have managed to be 10th caller, once and got the question right!

So not worth the build up to it though, won a carton of beer lol.

Funny and up

Cheers skellie


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salt 5 years ago from australia

1st. Know the host or be a friend of the shows producer.

2nd. Who truly ever believes that they would be the 10th caller?

3rdly, If you are the 10th caller, you still have to get the right answer.


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fiksy02 5 years ago

hupes, this is nice, me too let me know when the tabel size is available. don't think i can wait for the pocket size


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LillyGrillzit 5 years ago from The River Valley, Arkansas

Hee-hee this is an enjoyable Hub. I think I know a girl with a purse...


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Christopher Price 5 years ago from Vermont, USA

Uh, don't call us, we'll call you. It will be the 11th call.


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CASE1WORKER 5 years ago from UNITED KINGDOM

i could probably fit it in my handbag if i had a low loader to carry it


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

Notify me instantly when the pocket-size device is available.

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