Funny Goat with Silly Pictures

Funny goat on motorbike
Funny goat on motorbike


It's fun and funny riding a motorcycle with a goat

For nature lovers and those who enjoy motorbiking, take your goat along for the ride. Except for the occasional goat fart,you won't have to listen to the annoying chatter of a back seat passenger while you enjoy the picturesque countryside.


Funny goats make great pets

Goats are funny and the kids will love their funny antics.

Nigerian dwarf goat breeds are the best for pets. Fully grown,most of them are smaller than a Labrador retriever, making them easier to house,feed and handle. They love people and adore children.Best of all they have "goat manners".


Goats are not only a source of fun and laughter, they also provide a fresh supply of milk

Be spared the hassle of going to the grocery for milk since a single goat can provide the daily requirement of an average family with plenty to spare to make your own goat-milk bath soap. Goat milk is also more superior to cow's.

Cleopatra loved to bathe in goat's milk

Goat Milk is rich in protein, vitamins and minerals plus it is as close to your own skin's pH as you can get.For centuries,goat milk has been used as a skin cleanser to soften,moisturize and soothe.

Goat milk casein and goat milk fat are more easily digested than from cow milk.

Goat milk is valued for the elderly, sick, babies, children with cow milk allergies, patients with ulcers, and even preferred for raising orphan foals or puppies. Fat globules in goat milk are smaller than in cow milk and remain dispersed longer. Goat milk is higher in vitamin A, niacin, choline and inositol than cow milk, but it is lower in vitamin B6, B12, C and carotenoids.

Not so funny goat to guests
Not so funny goat to guests


Funny Goats are also efficient and hard working

No need to mow the lawn or weed the garden

Save on expense and maintenance of power lawn mower. Replace lawn mower (your glum face husband who would rather be at the golf course) with a cheerful,uncomplaining worker.

Be freed from doing the dish washing and spend more time being a couch potato

The goat is also a very economical food disposal unit.No more smelly,jamming and clogging problems.



PROPER CARE OF GOATS

Although goats can take care of themselves when left alone on the farm or open range.We must consider the urban habitat that they would be relocating to.

Give them plenty of sunshine and all the opportunity to exercise out in the open...The swimming pool area would be ideal. Watch their funny faces light up with delight.


To maintain your goat's funny demeanor,

With all the junk food that they would be eating especially if you have teenagers. Please don't forget to take your goats to the dentist at least once a year. You may even have to fit your goat with braces.

Goat still has funny smile
Goat still has funny smile

OTHER POSSIBLE INCOME THAT MAY BE DERIVE FROM GOAT RAISING.

Use your imagination and be creative.

Tourist attraction

They are great for tree ornaments. Collect fees from picture taking tourist.

Just don't overdo it or your tree might end up like this.....

Provide the entertainment at weddings and parties

Rent-a-Goat ...

Goats  cheaper than Gas-powered weed-wackers....

Leaders of the Los Angeles Community Redevelopment Agency hired 100 goats to nibble away thick weeds on a steep slope
Agency officials said the goats were cheaper and more environmentally friendly than two-legged brush-clearers armed with gasoline-powered weed-whackers.

Technology is supposed to make life easier and convenient but not all are practical. Wouldn't you find it annoying when you try to buy a goat and it gets stuck in the vending machine?

The farting goat band

One funny "goat" fart deserves another

Raise and train goats to fart to music.Then form a farting goat band. Start by entering the band in country fairs and circuses .And as their fame grow.You might be invited to perform in the opening of football games, the Oscars and Grammy. Perhaps even at Carnegie Hall.The only problem I foresee is finding a conductor who won't mind facing the backsides of a dozen or more goats farting at the same time.

GOATS A POSSIBLE SOLUTION TO WORLD OVERPOPULATION ?

There are very serious predictions that the Earth will soon have too many people to feed from too little land.The concept of high rise vegetable gardening is being offered as one possible solution to the dwindling land available to farming.

Let us take the concept one step further.If we decide to raise livestock in high rise buildings,which farm animal would be the more practical ? The pig provide meat but can be very noisy when hungry and your neighbors will surely complain.The chicken provide egg and meat but we should be wary of bird flu.A cow provide meat and milk but requires much grazing land.

So we are left with the goat.They are gentle creatures and are easy to maintain.As they are often found in high altitude places,the wind tunnel created by the close proximity of nearby buildings won't be a problem.

Try grazing a cow......

Rooftop design for goat grazing
Rooftop design for goat grazing

NEWS FLASH...

After receiving much criticism on the way the war in Irag and Afghanishtan was and is being conducted.The Army have decided to create a corp of goat soldiers specifically for desert warfare.These pictures where taken from a secret training facility located in a desert somewhere in the United States.

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jwood00 profile image

jwood00 5 years ago from the other side of morning

This post is silly. I like it a lot. :-)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

jwood00 ~ Thanks for your comment.I didn't know what got into me when I decided to join Stan's contest.


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Robwrite 5 years ago from Bay Ridge Brooklyn NY

Good luck with the contest.


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Stan Fletcher 5 years ago from Nashville, TN

Holy cow, uh, goat I mean. This was really incredible. You really did your homework. When I came up with this title, I never dreamed that I would actually be convinced that I needed to go out and buy a goat when someone wrote a hub about it. Now I feel that I must get one, and the sooner the better. Great blending of humor and facts. Very fun and entertaining. So glad you decided to join in the fun!


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Ashantina 5 years ago

Shikes!! I just gotta have me a goat now!! :)))


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sligobay 5 years ago from east of the equator

Brilliant!!! I want my own goat, too. I'll run right down to the vending machine.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Stan Fletcher ~ Thank you. I'm glad that I decided to join your silly :) contest. I had fun doing it and will be looking at the other titles to see if they might nudge my brain to come up with another article....just as soon as I stop grinning like a goat :))


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Robwrite ~ Thank you.Join in...it's fun :)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Ashantina ~ Better hurry before they run out :) They do make lovely pets.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Please provide the Amazon link to go buy some goats. My ranch is full of poison ivy and I've heard that goats will eat all that. I need about 200 zillion please. Thank you, and I wish you luck in the crazy hub contest!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

sligobay ~They still hadn't unjammed the last goat. and I think the SPCA have a restraining order against the moron who came up with the idea. :)) They're also thinking about putting him in one of his vending machine :))))


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Austinstar ~Thank you.I think it'll get crazier as more join ;).Sorry but I still don't have an Amazon account ...do they really sell anything and everything at Amazon ?


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Sembj 5 years ago

Great article and images - the humor adds a great deal too.


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Lady Guinevere 5 years ago from West Virginia

I love goats! I had a Mother and son yeas ago. They were French Alpines and their milk is alot less wild flavored than any other goats milk. I loved all your pictures.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Sembj ~Thank you.Glad you like it.Most of my hubs border on the serious and dark side of human emotions.The humorous side is still testing the waters and timidly coming out :)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Lady Guinevere ~ Goat milk is healthy and I wonder if AVON have any Goat-milk bath soap?Somebody once mention to me that she was producing home made soap with goat milk as one of the ingredient and I thought she was pulling my leg.


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Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

A great hub with hilarious images.

Thank you so much for sharing and giving everyone a laugh. I haven't stopped yet.

Take care Silent Reed.


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Genna East 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

What a wonderful hub! Thanks for the smiles and laughter. By the way, goat cheese is one of my favorites.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Eiddwen ~ thanks and glad to be able to share a laugh or two with you.Drop by Merlin Fraser's hub for another hilarious goat story :)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Genna East ~ Hi,thanks for dropping by.Each time I open this hub I can't help but smile at the pictures.


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Love it! Goats in the trees? Goats with braces? Looks like you had lots of fun. Our livestock show and rodeo is coming to town soon. I'll never be able to look at a goat the same way!


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suziecat7 5 years ago from Asheville, NC

Fun Hub. I love goats - their faces almost look human sometimes.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Truckstop Sally ~ Thanks and yes I had a blast doing this hub...added another fun idea "A goat farting band".Maybe one day we'll be seeing each other in your town's livestock and rodeo show.:))


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

suziecat7 ~ Yes,they are adorable to look at but not when they are making a dinner out of your flower bed or worst that of your neighbor's. :)


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

This is so funny, can't stop LOL. Thank you. I didn't know goat milk was good for the skin.

Cheers


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nicomp 5 years ago from Ohio, USA

Hilarious. You are too good for Stan.


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Nellieanna 5 years ago from TEXAS

What a rollicking good story, SR! I know Angora Goats best. But there is something amusing about goats, even those with long luxurious mohair. You've definitely upped the popularity of the group, I am sure!


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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain

That was so funny! I really want to own a goat now!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

always exploring ~ We know how smitten Richard Burton..er..I mean Mark Anthony was the moment he saw Cleopatra. So it is safe to assume all that goat milk bathing didn't go to waste.:)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

nicomp ~ Thank you for the kind thought.Glad you like it.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Nellieanna ~ After this hub I believe you when you said you'll never take me 100% seriously again...I'm also having some doubts about myself :))...I wonder if I could still write sensitive soulful and heart-wrenching poetry without breaking into guffaws.:)))


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Elefanza ~ If you ever decide to own a goat, I'm sure you will find them very satisfactory.They come in many models and sizes to fit your needs.There is the local as well as the foreign variety which is obviously more expensive due to the taxes,shipping and handling costs.Just be sure to read the instruction (you'll find it taped on the backside) carefully on how to operate the food disposal unit properly. Since no electricity is required, there is no danger of electrocution. :)


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JayeWisdom 5 years ago from Deep South, USA

While I think I'll pass on owning a goat, I enjoyed the hub and the slideshow. The picture of a goat riding behind the motorbike driver is hilarious! JAYE


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

JayeWisdom ~ Hello and thanks for commenting. So long as the goat remains a quiet passenger and not a back seat driver there won't be any problem :))


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Erin LeFey 5 years ago from Maryland

I love this article! I'm looking to move to an apt and they are not on the dangerous breeds list, do you think I can have one in the complex?


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granniesharon 5 years ago

need a goat!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Erin LeFey ~ Better read the fine print of your lease first rather than be sorry later.You may find YOURSELF in the endanger species list when you are "butted out" of the apt. complex by angry neighbors.:)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

granniesharon ~ I think that's a goat idea. :)


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Nellieanna 5 years ago from TEXAS

haha - Silent Reed, I know what you mean! But let's not underestimate our versatility - or dual personalities! We can be silly AND soulful - can't we? :-)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Nellieanna ~ I am 100% in agreement with you.Looking at some of my poetry,I blush but I have to agree that they are overly melodramatic if not downright silly.:) But I have a greater worry....since writing this article I notice subtle changes in my personality. As indicated in my profile,I have trouble getting to sleep.Lately,instead of counting sheep I find myself counting goats..and am now also sporting a goatee. :))


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Christopher Price 5 years ago from Vermont, USA

I've got to keep this away from my wife. She's mentioned getting a goat, mainly for keeping her quarter horse company, but I have firmly resisted. Goats are interesting but they creep me out a bit...neither bovine nor canine not feline they'll perch on a shed roof, eat your hat if you leave it lying around and try to jump into your arms if they are feeling affectionate.

That photo of the goat with the braces is enough to convince me we need to remain goatless.

This was a funny and creative hub.

CP


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W. K. Hayes 5 years ago from Bryson City, North Carolina

Goats are awesome although they will eat, ANYTHING! Still, they can be very affectionate and surprisingly loving. I once had a friend that came across a goat that was tangled up where it was tied by the owner. He untangled the goat that was so grateful, it jumped up on him and licked him in the face just like a dog would. Ever since then, whenever he would take a walk, he would take the goat something to eat and it would always come to life with happiness just seeing my friend.


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amybradley77 5 years ago

Absolutely so funny and cute. I just adore your pictures here, not sure if you know this or not but the area of Oregon in which I live is well known for it's vast population of goats and goat ranching even. In the Northeast corner, near the Mountains well I have seen were they would make great pets . Thanks so much for sharing this LOL!!! A.B.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Christopher Price ~ Thanks for the read. Glad you enjoyed it. Show your wife the picture of the goat with braces. Maybe that would convince HER about not getting a goat :) a trip to the orthodontist can be very expensive :))


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

W.K.Hayes ~ Thank you for your comments and the affectionate story about your friend and the goat. What an added joy in going out for a walk and expecting to meet a friend on the way.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

amybradley ~ Our writings usually show and reflect part of the writer's personality.Reading an article you get an inkling what kind of a person the writer is. Is he/she a serious intellectual deep thinker? Does he have a dark and moody side in his character ? A happy and genial human being exuding warmth and friendliness or is he the kind that can't stand others and his words both spoken and written drips with sarcasm? Thank you for your comment...and like this hub I too am absolutely funny and CUTE :)))


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neeleshkulkarni 5 years ago from new delhi

goats often look silly and hence make their owners feel they are smart.

short goats make owners feel they are tall.

goat shit can be smeared at your entry door to ensure you dont get unwanted guests(those you want can be asked to call in advance so that you can get the neighbours pig to eat it)

goats make great conversation starters "hey hows the goating going on?" is a very popular pick up line in southern parts of eastern malawi particularly amongst the blondes recently migrated from eastern parts.

if your goat is cute you get picked up

easily in singles bars since the women feel they want to go baabaa over you.

however a word of warning a goat in love should not be introduced to anyone but a she goat since the goat has a tendency to let distinctions of cast creed and breed go take a flying leap and kid doats(dog goats), coats(cat goats) etc are difficult to bring up since no kindergarten will ever admit them if it says fathers name Billy goat and mothers name stella the cat or dela the bitch.(same goes for all names of bitches and cats)

yes and another word of warning- if you need to reap the benefits of the milk you always without exception need to get yourself a she goat.


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nicomp 5 years ago from Ohio, USA

goat prices on eBay have skyrocketed since the publication of this hub.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

neeleshkulkarni ~ Thank you for your informative comment. I particularly like the sexual euphemisms and double entendre. They had me backtracking and doing a double take to see if I got the meaning right. So you could understand if I do not agree with you completely on the part about we looking smarter as I stand side by side with a goat. A T-shirt with the words " I'm with STUPID" would look better on the goat :))


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

nicomp ~ Hello again and thank you for dropping by.It was fun doing this hub and I appreciate the comments from fellow hubbers. Hmm...live goats on eBay. I think that's a better alternative than a vending machine :)


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MartieCoetser 5 years ago from South Africa

Oh, this was a great read – I’m going to laugh the rest of the day... I loved the pictures! And yes, the comedian in you is brilliant and adorable.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

MartieCoetser ~ Thank you for the complement.It made me smile. Have a happy and beautiful day ;)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

This was really cool, SilentReed. The narrative was excellent and the photos, other-worldly. You have more than risen to the cloven-hoof challenge. :)


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

drbj ~ Thank you for the appreciation and complement but I cannot take sole credit for it.Most of the ideas came from my alter-ego,Dr.Dolittle. :)


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ltfawkes 5 years ago from NE Ohio

I gotta get some goats to hang as ornaments on my Sycamore!

Hilarious hub, SilentReed. Nice job.

L. T.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Itfawkes ~ Thank you for your comment. I'm sure the goats would be amenable to the arrangement. :))


Baileybear 5 years ago

like your pics too


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Baileybear ~ Thanks. Without them this hub would probably fall flat on it's face.They provide the "oh I see,ha-ha":)


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RunAbstract 5 years ago from USA

ROTFLMBO!! Loved the humor and the pics! I think I need a goat!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

RunAbstract ~ Glad to be able to provide some laughter.Thanks for the comment Although I'm unfamiliar with ROTFLMBO %-)...:)


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RunAbstract 5 years ago from USA

ROTFLMBO = rolling on the floor laughing my butt off. Sorry! I just had so much fun with this article and the photos! It was great!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

RunAbstract ~ "OH I see"...:))Thanks for ROTFLMBOing :)


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

Our servants had some when I was a little boy and now I want one... then you said that they need sunshine, and I live in the UK. Sunshine and the UK don't usually go together except in the summer (usually the last week in July). Any sugegstions?


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

If you live in the UK, I suggest a bowl of goldfish ;). Consider Artificial sunlight if expense is no problem. After all you wouldn't want your goats to have depressive symptoms connected to lack of sunlight would you?...oh and buy them some shades. Polarized Ray-bans will do. ;)


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mannyrolando 5 years ago

Great hub, I'm still laughing! I really enjoyed the pictures too!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

mannyrolando ~ Thank you for the read.Hope this hub provide you with a happy and sunny day ;)


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epigramman 5 years ago

..well personally speaking I would love to own the rights to any one of your hubs - they're all so hubawesome!!!!! Again because your wit, good humor, unique style and charming personality always shines through - big time! And that ain't no goat cheese!!!!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

epigramman ~ I always wondered why they tell us to "say cheese" when taking our picture.This hub has convince me that "say goat" would have produced a wider grin :))Thank you for your kind thoughts.I appreciate it.


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thebluestar 5 years ago from Northern Ireland

Wow at last another person who describes the benefits of goats. I love them and once had one for a pet, but my mare was so scared of her that I gave her away to the local vicar.

I can voice an opinion to the great benefits of goats milk cosmetics, I use them all the time. Just turned 54 now I am still aged at 45 by many. Everyone should try the soap.

Another great use for goats milk: I used to feed 2 litres a day to my stallion to help maintain his condition for the show ring. Non-heating and gave him a beautiful coat and topline.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

thebluestar ~ Your opinion about the benefit of goat milk cosmetic certainly carries more weigh since you have actually been using it and can attest to it's efficacy. Except for that one time when a friend mention it(and I didn't believe her:) I only came across that info during my research for this hub. Thank you for the additional input


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Darin Walker 5 years ago from primordial Chaos

You know, I hate mowing the lawn deeply. I have to admit buying a goat never occurred to me as a solution. The farting goat band is the best thing I have ever heard, though I hesitate to let them practice indoors. Brilliant work!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Darin Walker ~ Thanks for the read and your comment. I can understand why you would hesitate to let them practice indoors... Acoustic problems ? :)


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nighthag 5 years ago from Australia

A wonderful funny read, with some great information, totally enjoyed it!


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

nighthag ~ Thank you. Always glad to be able to provide some laughs,some grins and a chuckle or two :) have a beautiful day.


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Lady_E 5 years ago from London, UK

Ooooh this is so funny. I wouldn't mind one as long as it doesn't make funny noises to disturb the neighbours. lol


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Lady_E ~ This was a fun hub that was a delight to do. Thank you for your appreciation.Don't worry if your goat makes funny noises.Be concern if it is quiet because it might be in your neighbor's garden having lunch.:)


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Knightheart 5 years ago from MIssouri, USA

Well, I have to admit this was pretty funny! I really got a charge out of the goat riding on the back of the motorcycle! ROFLOL. And how the heck did they get all those goats in the trees and keep them there. Wouldn't want to be under that tree if one fell off!

I have heard that goat milk is a lot better for you than cow milk...never have tried it though. Maybe I will go out and find one of those goat vending machines! LOL


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Knightheart ~ Thank you for the read and your comments. It's not the goats falling off the tree that a person beneath it should worry about but what they would be dropping after a hearty meal and a good fart. :))


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Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

Ah, this is great the way you wrote good info on goats along with great humor SR. The pics are wicked good too. Goats milk is fine n healthy- but expensive. Ha-ha, cool about the tree droppings Silent.


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SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines Author

Alastar Packer ~ I think this article is timely :)

We,the people

strewn across the bleak battlefield,

mounting casualties of political scrimmages

While the Elephant and Donkey

take time out for a Tea Party

In days of uncertainty,

dire predictions and indecision

A Goat to provide nourishment,

for body and soul.... think about it :)


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Elsie Hagley 14 months ago from New Zealand

This was an unusual hub, it made me smile and the photos were unbelievable, where do you get pictures like these?

I hope a few other reader check this one out and have a good laugh it is good for the health.

Happy Days.

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