Famous Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.

Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
  2. Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
  3. Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
  4. Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
  5. Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
  6. Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
  7. Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
  8. Yo mama is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
  9. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
  10. Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
  11. Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
  12. Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7

Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.

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manish_kapoor 8 years ago from India

Hey, you have got really good collection of yo mama jokes. Very enjoyable and funny. Keep up the good work of making people laugh.


ashley 8 years ago

Yo Mama is so UGLY that to play with the dog she has to tie a steak around her neak!!


INeedMarble 8 years ago

yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her


myles kendall 8 years ago

yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing we are family


myles kendall 8 years ago

yo mama so poor when i rung the door bell she had to lean out the window and say "ding dong"!!!


rhys morgan 8 years ago

yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!


nobody 8 years ago

yo mamas so fat god said let there be light! step aside


LiLSiLENCE 8 years ago

YOUR MAMA IS LIKE WAL-MART, ALWAYS LOW PRICES,,,,,,,always,


mark 8 years ago

dude great yomama jokes but your mama so stupid she got hit by aparked car yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job applacation alright i soundnt make you cry lol just joking


austin  8 years ago

I got one. Yo mama stinks so bad that she made a skunk say ''DAMN."


julio 8 years ago

your momma so poor she stole free samples from the store


Dimitri 7 years ago

Yo mama so ugly she made sir mix alot not like big butts anymore


thatguyiscool 7 years ago

your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook


marcus jones 7 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she weare's high heels she causes oil spills


marcus jones 7 years ago

yo mama so fat when she takes showers her feet don't get wet


T.C Jarman 7 years ago

yo mamma is like a harware store ...........10 cents a screw!!!!!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!


sky 7 years ago

yo mamas so fat that kids think shes a trampalene


sky herrera 7 years ago

yo mamas so fat every time she puts on tights on they bust


sky herrera 7 years ago

you're mamas so stupid she thought the toiletpaper was her scarf


kyle grooms 7 years ago

your mama is lick a door nob everybody gets a turn


kyle grooms 7 years ago

yo mama is lick a hen house chocks flien in and out


kyle grooms 7 years ago

yo mamma is so fat there,s not even a yo mamma jock for it


alysa alook 7 years ago

yo mama so nice she offered me the hair off her back


boom 7 years ago

Yo mamma is a call girl and works in a telephone booth


sexxyy 7 years ago

yo momma so fat when she jumped into an ocean a whale started singing '' we r family even know ur fatter than me .''


matthew 7 years ago

yo mama is so fat she started a solar eclipse


itc123 7 years ago

yo mama so ugly when she was born her mum said what a treasure and her dad said yea...lets bury it!!!


carlos 7 years ago

yo mama so stupid she got locked in the matrees store and slept on the floor


Ace Xcaliber 7 years ago

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it read her phone number


Ace Xcaliber 7 years ago

yo mama so dumb she took a remote to the movies

yo dad so dumb he asked her to CHANGE the channel


Ace Xcaliber 7 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"


kyle grooms 7 years ago

yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time


Richy Barrel 7 years ago

yo mama's so fat the last time she saw the sacle it was 900,000,000 LB.


q ball 7 years ago

yo mama so fat she had to turn sideways to fit in double doors..


Brittani  7 years ago

Yo Mama So Rude She Dont Even Say Excuse Me.


freaky 7 years ago

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "wide load"


lyndsey 7 years ago

yo mama so hairy she looks like 1 of them choubacas


lyndsey 7 years ago

yo mama so ugly when she enterd an ugly contest the judges said "sorry no profecionals"lol


aj 7 years ago

Yo mama is so fat that she had to walk through the car was to take a shower


jj 7 years ago

yo mama is so stupid that she thought her fluffy dog was a pillow


aj  7 years ago

yo momma is so stupid that she put BBQ on BBQ chips


jj 7 years ago

YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES ONE STEP THERES AN EARTHQUAKE.....


lollipop 7 years ago

yo mama stinks so bad in class, when she raise her hand everyone fainted.


fudgehead 7 years ago

yo mama so mean when someone ask to use the bathroom she whoops them with a bat.


SHANE LAURENT 7 years ago

YO MAMAS BUTT IS SO BIG THAT WHEN SHE WAS FIGHTING THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST SUMMO WRESTLER SHE USED HER BUTT TO MAKE HIM FLY ALL THE WAY TO BEYOND PLUTO.


lyndsey 7 years ago

yo mama so fat that when she farts rosie o'donald acuses her of global warming


Ashley Simpson 7 years ago

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money


cracker jerry 7 years ago

yo moma so fat--she thought gravey was a soft drink

yo moma so fat--she got to get omar the tent maker to make her dresses

yo moma so fat-- she sat on a quarter and squezzed a bugger out of washington's nose


ashley simpson 7 years ago

some of you are so FUNNY


chance w 7 years ago

yo mommas like a lollipop everybody gets a lick "be careful who you say this to some kids get mad"


smiley 7 years ago

your mommas so fat she went to the store to buy a water bed they gave here a blanket and said go lay it over the ocean.


irsan 7 years ago

yo mama so poor she cant aford freedom


kk 7 years ago

yo mama so hairy you came out as the caveman


irsan 7 years ago

yo mama so poor tat wen i walked in d front i was in d back yard


kk 7 years ago

yo mama is so dumb that when she put two double a battery she said i got the power!!!


cc 7 years ago

man this is the mess it is so funny and stupid


Alberto 7 years ago

Yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten


Candy 7 years ago

yo mamma is so nasty she poured water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!! (get it)


dakota 6 years ago

yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she means around the haouse


dakota 6 years ago

you mama is so poor that i steped in her house and a beetle triped me a cockroch stool my wolet


dakota 6 years ago

you mama sooooo stupid she got the mail and said its crap (monkey crap)


raven 6 years ago

your mama so fat she uses mattresses for tampon


doug 6 years ago

your mom is like a hardware store.. 10 cents per screw...hahaha


lyndsey 6 years ago

yo mama so dumb she thought 2 packs of ciggerets is a jewish holiday


jacori 6 years ago

yo mama so old: i hit her on the back and her titys fell off


jacori 6 years ago

yo mamas house is so small:i odered a large pizza and we had to eat it out side


austen 6 years ago

yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m in alphabetical order


qiyar v. 6 years ago

yo mama is so fat that she had to go to sea world to get baptized


qiyar v 6 years ago

yo mama so fat that u have 2 greese the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through LOL


qiyar 6 years ago

yo mama is so fat that da only picture u have of her is a satalite picture


Jsun 6 years ago

Yo momma so ugly that when she signed up for the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo momma so ugly, that when I throw the ugly stick, she chases it every time.

Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma threw her off the roof and got charged for littering

Yo momma so stupid, that when I said "Drinks are on the house", she wnt and got a ladder


malique 6 years ago

yo moma so dumb she tried to throw a rock a rock at the ground and she missed


awesome 6 years ago

yo mamma is so fat she cause 2012.


cody 6 years ago

yo mama so fat and stupid she saw a school bus and said stop that twinkie

yo mama so fat she jusmped in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she got stuck

yo mama so stupid she takes 2 hours to watch a 1 hour movie


KIMBERLEE 6 years ago

YO MAMA SO STUPID WEN HER DADA SAID IT WAS CHILI OUT SIDE SHE RAN OUT WIT A SPOON


jjkick1000 6 years ago

yo mama so ugly every time her kids look at her kids need 2 to go 2 the drs.


Jefer Medina 6 years ago

some of the yo mama jokes suck like some don,t make sense

yo mama so poor thatwhen you asked for a playstation she took you to the bus station. yo mama so fat that when an earthquake it asked"is this place taken?"


canbo 6 years ago

ur mama's so fat i could slap her leg and ride the wave

keep up the good work

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tish 6 years ago

yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the tv and said look were watching paper vue


jahlecia 6 years ago

yo mamas so fat she walked infront of the tv and i missed

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QIYAR VASQ> 6 years ago

yo mama so fat! the polo on her shirt is a real man and a real horse


QIYAR VASQ> 6 years ago

Yo mama so fat she goes to the desert and sells shade......


QIYAR VASQ>  6 years ago

Yo mama so stupid she tried waking up a sleeping bag.


QIYAR VASQ> 6 years ago

yo mama so fat the only thing she lost at jennie craig is 29.95


Destiny n Miranda 6 years ago

yo mamas so poor i saw her kickn cans down da street i said wut u doin she said movin.


Laetitia 6 years ago

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck


andrewkilla2 6 years ago

yo momma so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy


yo wat up 6 years ago

yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek all cuz i found her behind mt everest


yo wat up 6 years ago

yo mama so stupid she tried 2 get aids by drinking kool aid


hotdiva 6 years ago

yo mama so stupid she went to Chile and said hey why there no chilli i came here to get some chilli


Ellie  6 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she walked down the stairs everyone thought eastenders was on bum bum bum bummmdum


VMDVM 6 years ago

Here are some yo momma jokes that I have heard of. I hope that you like them!

(1) Yo momma's so fat that when she hung out her thong to dry on the clothes line, her neighbors asked where she bought her new hammock.

(2) Yo momma's so fat that she has pot-holes instead of ripples for cellulite.

(3) Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the town bakery.

(4) Yo momma's hairs are so long that when she uses the restroom, they get stuck under the toilet seat.


leonte 6 years ago

yo mamma so stupid that when they told her to go get a camera she got a printer


bro 6 years ago

yo mama so hairy her neighbor called animal control and said"theres a gorilla on the loose."


Dan 6 years ago

Yo mamas so fat they put a limit on all you can eat


Silver 6 years ago

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued".


trackbby16 6 years ago

yo mama soo fat..she uses a refrigerator as a lunch box!!


t and g 6 years ago

YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY HER FRIEND CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL AND SAID I FOUND BIGFOOT


That Guy 6 years ago

Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and made a new planet


justowedeu 6 years ago

ur mom so old evrey time she farts dust come out


chang 6 years ago

yo mamas so stupid that she closed one eye to save electricity while watching the TV


Drak 6 years ago

yo mama so stupid she went 100km to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she went home.


purplefixedchic 6 years ago

yo mama is so stupid,she thought a hoe down was a hooker who slipped and fell!


tiger 6 years ago

omg that last one is hilarious!!! keep up the good yo mama jokes!! lol!!! here's one! yo mama so old that wen she breast feeds powder comes out!!


dianne 1002 6 years ago

here's one... yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus filed with white kids and said RUNAWAY TWINKIE!!


jmann 6 years ago

yo mama so fat when she pass in front of the tv you miss 3 comercilas


zach 6 years ago

your mama so old shes got jesus on speed dial


Victor Navarro  6 years ago

yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age she died


Victor Navarro 6 years ago

yo mamas so poor that people rob her house 4 practice


sarah 6 years ago

yo mama lips so ashy look lyk she b kissn powderd donuts


Ali 6 years ago

yo mama so hairy she said welcome to bush gardens


andrew 6 years ago

yo mama is so white she makes michael jackson look black


mimi 6 years ago

yo mama teeth so yellow she put the sun outta bisness


justin 6 years ago

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT HER PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN WHEN THERE WAS LIGHTNING OUTSIDE!!!


dude 6 years ago

yo mama so stupid she sttole a free sample


hazan 6 years ago

you mama so fat when god said let there be liht she moved15 feat away


Goodlooking 6 years ago

Yo mama is so poor she said I'm bringing out the good china we had to eat on paper plates


cj 6 years ago

yo mamma so poor that when she was walking down the street kicking a can i guy asked what are you doing she said moving


eric 6 years ago

ur momma so fat she saw a school bus coming down the street and she said stp tht twinkie


6 years ago

Yo mammas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her face broke


kjsdn 6 years ago

Yo mama so fat she walked into the ocean and said oops I'm in the kiddy pool.


ncxfrjkhfusie 6 years ago

Yo mama is so fat she was getting chased by cops and they found 700 missing people.


alex 6 years ago

yo momma is so short she commited suicide of a corb

yo momma is so fat that all the restaurant in town has a

sign that say: maximium occupancy:240 patrons or yo momma

yo momma is so stupid she tried to commit sucide of a sideway

yo momma is so old she was discovered in a hitory book

that joke is so old that last time I heard it I fell off my pet dinosaur


WordSmith 5 years ago

Your Mama is like a lightbulb, even a four year old can turn her on!


ceaser 5 years ago

yo momma is so fat that people jog around her and lose 30 pounds in one lap!


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scsiv 5 years ago from Delaware

I didn't see one of my favorites as a kid. Your momma is so fat she sells shade at the beach!


scivs 5 years ago

Yo mamma is so fat, god said "Let there be Light" and asked her to move over!


scvis 5 years ago

Yo mamma is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, shes already wordwide!


ca 5 years ago

(1) yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie (2)yo mama so getto when she breastfeeds kool aid comes out


maika 5 years ago

funnyyyyyyyy


ca 5 years ago

thank you thank you very much peoples


ca 5 years ago

anybody got any yo mama jokes well I have one yo mama so fat she is bigger than a snowbank did you think that was funny?


amberpelt 5 years ago

yo mamma so dumb she thought the toilet was a water fountain and the water fountain was a toilet


ca 5 years ago

that one is ok or great cant decide i guess im gonna go with great


hi 5 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she standed on the scale it read to be continued


Robtheblob 5 years ago

yo mam so stupid, she tried to comit suicide by jumping out the basement window!


amanda 5 years ago

yo mama so stupid he ran around her bed to catch some sleep.


jo mama 5 years ago

yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean it makes a tsunami that lasts for 2,000,000,000,000 miles


Ashley Graves 5 years ago

Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow Dat When God Said Let There Be Light! She started smiling.


Keani 5 years ago

Yo mamma so fat the scientist thought they discovered a new planet


cool dude 4 years ago

your mama is so stupid she got shot in a shoot out

your mama is so stupid she failed a servay


hey hey 4 years ago

Yo mama is so fat that when she picked up her baby boy, he sinked into her chest


wassup 4 years ago

Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared


kewl blew 4 years ago

yo mama so fat, jesus couldent lift her spirit


kewl blew 4 years ago

yo mama so dumb, she fell up the stairs


Cheeseman2000 4 years ago

Your mamma is so hairy she looked like she had bob marley in a headlock! :)


tyler hopkins 4 years ago

your mamas so fat when she went out side in a red drees every one said hey its the coolaid man


leslie weatherly 4 years ago

im only 8 but those are so funny i could proubly rember

it tell chistmas.oh and yo mama is so funny a person can

lagh till they die.


Jboog454 4 years ago

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor...

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and straved...

Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle...

xD


Imme123 4 years ago

Yo Momma So Stupid She Thought A Quarter Back Was A Refund !


anonymous 4 years ago

yo mama so dumb she threw a rock on the ground and missed.


felipe 4 years ago

yo mama is so dumb that she sat on a rainbow and she made skittles :)

hahahahahahahhahahaah


jayson bergstrom 4 years ago

Yo mama is like a strobe light turn her on and she flashs u


Kassy 4 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out flyin


the mid night beast 4 years ago

Yo mama is so fat she lay'd on the beach and every one started yelling free willy!


bob the bulider 4 years ago

You mom is so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people YO TAXI!


Mohamed ali 3 years ago

yo momma so stupid she went fishing on lake street


shae 3 years ago

Yo momma so stupid she studied for an AIDS test


Devon 3 years ago

Yo mama so ugly she entered the

Miss universe contest and the judges asked what planet she was from


Alex 3 years ago

Yo mama is so hairy bigfoot tries to take pictures of her


Alex 3 years ago

Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock to the ground and she missed


ALEX 3 years ago

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS FALLING DOWN A BUILDING WITH A BLUE DRESS THEY SAID THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


alex 3 years ago

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN YOU TOLD HER ITS GOING TO BE CHILLY OUTSIDE SHE RAN OUT WITH A SPOON

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