Buy Junk Online
Buy Junk Online
As the old saying goes, "One man's junk is another man's recyclable, and if the second man can find junk from about a million other men, then he buy a mocha grande latte, as long as he has a coupon."
To that end, we present a compendium of junk purchases available online. Peruse our junk and see what tickles your fancy. Junk rocks for weddings, birthdays, President's Day, and any day that Congress is in session.
Junk Food Galore Gift Basket Idea
Candy bars and salty snacks comprise this universally popular gift basket. You won't find it growing in the back yard, but flowers wilt all too quickly anyway. Give this cornucopia of carbohydrates to your favorite or mailman or longshoreman. Load up your long-lost second cousin who may or may not be borderline diabetic.
Axis 178 Junk Drawer Organizer, Natural Wood
Well, yes, it is junk, but it's not garbage. It accumulates in kitchen drawers like political promises: you want to ignore them but they may have a purpose in the near future. Segregate your junk with the Axis 178 Junk Drawer Organizer. Customize the cubicles with the amazing divide-a-space partition technology system. Never lose another rubber band, paper clip, twist-tie, or broken pencil again.
Staples MAILMATE Junk Mail Shredder
Shred your way to anonymity with this voracious electromechanical device. Destroy credit cards, credit card offers, credit card statements, and credit card collection notices. Some experts say that once shredded, documents no longer count. Eliminate your backlog of official paperwork and creates acres of recyclable curlicues in the process. It's fun and satisfying. Staples and paperclips also vanish into the crushing steel jaws, although those item really should end up in the junk drawer.
Kitchen Junk (Hardcover)
A book about junk? What book isn't? At least this tome represents itself honestly. Peruse 238 pages of junk-related home furnishing tips intertwined with helpful advice for diving into junk sales and flea markets. Mary Randolph Carter did not earn the title "Queen of Junk" by watching Oprah all day. Join her on her junky journies.
Scout Junque Trunk
Spelled differently, our junk becomes somehow more desirable and European. This adorable junque collector provides a tasteful place to stow all the stuff laying around the living room when the IRS stops by for a surprise visit. Use it to capture all the TV and DVD remotes typically hiding under the divan. Toss in the hamster ball (sans rodent) and the mouse Maserati. Junque trunks are available in several different styles and colors. There's a trunque to complement any decor, even messy decors or junky decors.
Hawaiian Tropic Sun Junk SPF#45 Stick "Island Jolt"
Adorn your lips with junk from Hawaiian Tropic. This luscious balm includes a non-load-bearing designer decorative carabiner to securely attach your sun block to your beach-going equipment. Nothing is worse than Hawaiian Tropic Sun Junk lost in a purse full of regular junk. Slather it onto both upper and lower lips for protection from UVB rays emanating from the Sun.
Enjoy your junk, regardless of how you spell it or how you accumulated it.
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