Home Buyer's Recession Survival Guide - The Self-Employed Mortgage Maze

Even wealthy self-employed people such as lawyers and doctors have a staggering number of flaming hoops to jump through when it comes to securing a Mortgage. It seems that a Mortgage lender is more comfortable lending a quarter million dollars to an assembly line worker than to a prominent surgeon. When it comes time to make a lending decision, they would much prefer gazing at a tall stack of company paycheck stubs even if they are mere a fraction of the legitimate income of a self-employed professional.

The reason is that lenders love to see stable income. They have a pretty good assurance that the paycheck for $400 a week that has been coming in every Friday since the '80s is going to continue coming in, but they have no assurance whatsoever that the professional who earned half a million last year is going to earn half a dollar this year.

The simplest and most popular manner for the self-employed to qualify for a loan is through the "No Income Verification" or "Stated Income" Mortgage. Most of these types of loans are acquired through a Mortgage broker as the banks tend to not want to associate themselves with this market. Under one of these Mortgages, you have no need to prove any income whatsoever. But of course, there is always a catch. You require good credit. A sub-600 is not going to go far around here. Plus the down payment and/or equity has to sit at a bare minimum of 10% of the value of the property, and 20% is much better still.

If you can satisfy those requirements you may find that the rates on these loans is actually lower than on conventional Mortgages! And all this without having to go from bank to bank dragging a suitcase full of W-2s, 1099s, stubs, tax returns and audited financial statements just to still have them say NO!

Another form of self-employed loan is the "No Documentation Required" Mortgage. These loans usually carry a bit higher rate than the No Income Verification Mortgages and require a very high credit rating and a significant down payment in the property, usually 15% or higher. Why would anyone choose this over the No Income Verification loan? Simple. It's for people who want to finance their homes while maintaining a NOYDB policy. That stands for None Of Your Damn Business! No Documentation Required is just what it states on the title. You do not have to reveal anything at all about your financial situation. As long as your credit score is high enough and you can come up with equity or down payment to satisfy the requirements no one needs to know if you have $50 million in the bank of $50.

If you can come up with a minimum of 35% of equity or down payment, there is the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Mortgage option. The qualifications for this mortgage are... 35%! No credit score, no income verification, no nothing. They don't even care if you're an American citizen or resident. You come up with the cash, you get the loan. Simple and straightforward. For those who can afford it, anyway!

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ocbill 7 years ago from hopefully somewhere peaceful and nice

very true nowadays on no doc mortgages of 35% down or more. even the no income verification loans are 25% down too. It is a tough market overall.

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