Papa And His Drizzle Drawers.
August 31, 2010 Tuesday
Sweet Mary had company. Friends came over special to see her, but In walks her daddy to check out the refrigerator. Unfortunately he was only wearing his droopy underwear. You could see everything . She felt so embarrassed. Her friends had come all the way from another land. They were sophisticated, and there was her old fashioned daddy with his droopy underwear.
"Mary what are we going to do with you're dad? He is so hapless , and his mind is not there anymore . Maybe you should talk to him, "said her particular boy friend Ralph.
Mary hesitated to listen to Ralph, but she went ahead, and talked to her dad .
"Papa, you know we love you," said Mary.
" Well if you love me Mary, then leave me, and my underwear the heck alone, and my old body alone because my physical body should be none of your affair,"said her dad.
" And furthermore you young ones all need to leave me be , and mind your own business. I never tell you who to sleep with, or who to monkey around with , when the refrigerator door is left open in the early hours of the night," said her dad .
" Papa it is time for you to go into a nursing home where nice folks can take good care of you ," said Mary.
" I am not going into no silly nursing home. I need a beautiful attractive lady, with a large round caboose that has sweet, deliciously fine love just like you're mama use to have, bless her soul, before she departed for Heaven. That's all I need Mary. Now go back in you're living room , and entertain your sophisticated friends, and leave me be,"said her dad.
It was not long after, when men from the nursing facility took her dad away, and he fought them desperately all the way to the ambulance before they secured his poor old hands so that he would not hurt himself, as they believed.
Her dad lived two weeks in a nursing home. He became very homesick, then passed on. Mary cried for her dad, but her so called sophisticated friends only had crocodile tears to offer her , especially Ralph ,as her dad's coffin was slowly lowered into his grave.
Ralph with all his good ideas was the first to be haunted by her dad's ghost. While Ralph was sleeping he saw a pair of underwear floating in the air that looked just like the old man's. The dreams haunted Ralph for a month until Ralph went totally nuts. Ralph ran into the woods where hungry wolves were waiting for him to chomp on him. They ate Ralph up rather fast, and then they even chewed up his bones leaving nothing behind.
As for Mary, in her deep sleep she was visited by her father's ghost. Her dad told Mary in a dream that he would forgive her, but she would have to give up her sophisticated friend, and become a music teacher for children.
Mary followed her daddy's advice, and was forgiven, and later in life she went to where her daddy, and mother were waiting for her among angels.
As for Ralph, he never quite made it from the dungeons of beasts below the earth from a place called hell .
God Bless Everyone.