Fun Toilet Gadgets

Toilet Gadgets for your Derriere

With the knowledge that we have been given that, the average American spends over three years of his or her life on a toilet seat, it is not surprising that toilet technology is all the rage. New and innovative toilet designs are continually being created to deliver a cleaner, more comfortable bathroom experience.

Hi Tech Thrones

Roto Rooter has created an ultimate toilet with so many hi-tech gadgets so that you don't have to leave the throne.
Roto Rooter has created an ultimate toilet with so many hi-tech gadgets so that you don't have to leave the throne.
Brondell Breeza Odor Eliminating Toilet Seat
Brondell Breeza Odor Eliminating Toilet Seat

Brondell Breeza Toilet Seat

The Brondell Breeza Toilet seat will eliminate ordors from your toilet bowl with it's 4 stage deodorizing system. First, the system traps and neutralizes the ordor and then provides a pleasant natural fragrance that enhances your bathroom experience.

It has a body activated smart sensor with an ulta quiet fan. A replaceable fragrance vent freshens for up to one month at a time before replacement is needed. The gentle closing lid is an anti-microbial unit, with a comfortable design, taking the stink out of any stinky situation.

The Swash, or Bidet
The Swash, or Bidet

Brondell Swash, the Seat Bidet

Imagine yourself seated on your very own, comfortably contoured, heated toilet seat. When you are finished with your business, you simply press a button and you receive a warm posterior or feminine wash.

Two retractable water wands provide a fresh hygienic cleansing of both areas. Drying is available with either a warm air dryer or a pat-dry with a small amount of toilet paper. You leave your bathroom fresh as a "summers breeze" and the lid automatically gently closes behind you.

Atech iLounge Toilet Paper Dispenser
Atech iLounge Toilet Paper Dispenser

Atech iLounge Toilet Paper Dispenser with iPod Dock

Ever get bored with the quiet solitude you feel when you enter that certain place of rest, fondly known as the loo. Now you can enjoy the companionship of your iPod, and have the enjoyment of your favorite music or recorded reading material. Navigation buttons allow you to control your player with ease. A USB slot for your iPod is on top of the speakers that are housed within the arms that support the toilet paper holder. Sing along if you like, every thing is better when you have a song in your heart.

The Toilet Tunes
The Toilet Tunes

The Toilet Tunes System

"When ‘musical fruit' just isn't soothing enough in the bathroom, the Toilet Tunes Automatic Bathroom Entertainment System will step in. Your bathroom experience will never be the same."

This system works with two units, one placed where ever you choose, and the other placed on the back of the lid. This is so that when the lid is raised a sensor will let the other unit know it is time to start the music. You can choose from all kinds of musical tastes, ranging anywhere from jazz to even various nature sounds. A wonderful way to truly relax.

Self-Serve Toilet Seats, what will they think of next?
Self-Serve Toilet Seats, what will they think of next?

Self-Serve Toilet Seats

Have you ever had an argument with your "significant other" concerning the position of the toilet seat. The answer to bring that marital bliss back to the relationship is, the Self-Serve Toilet Seat.

This seat takes care of the problem itself, approach the toilet and the lid automatically opens. Stand there and the seat rises, too. When you leave the seat automatically closes and the toilet automatically flushes. No more unwanted gifts will await you in the "executive reading room" with this beauty. A must have for any happily married couple.

News Toilet Paper - RSStroom Reader

Ready for some crappy news? Yi Tien Electronics has made a computer/printer that has a very specific purpose - it prints the latest RSS headlines directly onto your toilet paper!
Ready for some crappy news? Yi Tien Electronics has made a computer/printer that has a very specific purpose - it prints the latest RSS headlines directly onto your toilet paper!

Just when you thought..what will they think of next? Comes the RSStroom Reader.

According to TrendHunter magazine, "The RSStroom Reader makes a lot of sense - most news is crap, anyway."

Yi Tien Electronics has just made a computer printer that prints the latest RSS headlines directly onto your toilet paper as you visit the throne! It is even news customized especially for you as it reads you weight when you sit on the toilet seat and then personalizes the RSS source for you.

How about something for the Potty training parents?

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quotations 8 years ago from Canada

I had to laugh at the ipod holder/toilet paper dispenser combination.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Too funny isn't it. What will they think up next?


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crazycat 8 years ago from Philippines

What an innovation! I know techies would like to have it.


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Rob Jundt 8 years ago from Midwest USA

Now I know why bathrooms are the new kitchens when it comes to building and selling a new home. Funny!


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Crazycat

I would have to agree! When in Germany once, I saw a magnificent "potty" with a self cleaning revolving seat in a gas station. I just chalked it up to German engineering, like BMW. It looks like the rest of the world is getting up to speed now.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Hi Rob,

Nice to hear from you again. Yep, this was a funny one to even research. Don't forget, bathrooms are one of the most "necessary rooms" in the house. It isn't surprising that they are giving the modern kitchen a run for its money. Have a great day!


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MarloByDesign 8 years ago from United States

Funny hub! I guess it works for people who love being in the bathroom, lol.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Marlo

Thanks for your comments. I believe you are right, you must desire to spend a fair amount of time on the throne to appreciate these.


calrigby 8 years ago

super funny!


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

calrigby

I am glad you liked it! Thanks.


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Peter M. Lopez 8 years ago from Sweetwater, TX

Ha! I used some of these gadgets (or the photos) in one of my very first hubs (I'm a Recovering Gadget Junkie). I love 'em. They are too cool. I think my wife might object, though, to putting them in my toilet. Good work, Doghouse.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Peter,

Thanks for visiting again, I knew we could agree on this issue even if our differences lie in musical groups. lol  Toilet gadgets are just so amazing!  lol


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Blogger Mom 8 years ago from Northeast, US

I'll bet most of these gadgets were thought of by the inventor while sitting on the throne themselves! Very funny hub - oh, and I wonder if people actually buy this stuff?? =)


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mrs know it all 8 years ago from The Windy City Suburbs

Excellent hub and unique subject matter Doghouse...


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Sally's Trove 8 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

About 20 years ago in LA I stayed in a hotel with a telephone in the bathroom which was mounted right above the toilet tissue dispenser.  I had never seen such a thing.  That sure is ancient history.  Look at us now!  Nice hub.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Hi Blogger Mom,

I bet you are right about that, what better place to sit and think? lol Thanks for the comment.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Mrs. Know

Thank you for your kind comments. I guess I chose it knowing that everyone could relate to this subject matter in some way or another. Thanks for the visit.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Sally

Isn't it the truth! I remember when we thought the telephone in the bathroom was such a trivial thing. My how we have evolved right?


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Whitney05 8 years ago from Georgia

Loved the picture at the top! I dont think I'll be purchasing the seat that gives you a wash. That's just gross. Ha.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

vb2010,

Thanks for the additional link...


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Added updated information regarding the RSStroom Reader...June 1, 2008...you gotta have this one!


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ripplemaker 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Imagine that! :) It's crazy, cute and well, it amazes me what people can actually come up with. LOL Cool hub Diana. I admire your research skills.


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California Author

Michelle,

This was a crazy Hub wasn't it. I just can't believe how many weird ideas are out there for the bathroom!


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In The Doghouse 7 years ago from California Author

I simply couldn't resist, I had to add the new Toilet Gadget at the end! Hope you enjoy!


Willis Whitlock 7 years ago

The RSS news printer actually looks useful to me. Interesting way to get more than one use out of paper.


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In The Doghouse 7 years ago from California Author

Willis,

Perhaps this method of recycling is the answer to the green quest?


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funride 7 years ago from Portugal

LOL, great addition! But I still prefer the first one though (those pedals are a great way to keep in shape :D ).


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Uninvited Writer 7 years ago from Kitchener, Ontario

Don't think I want a hand attached to my toilet :)  This was a fun hub.


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In The Doghouse 7 years ago from California Author

funride- The first one pretty much does have it going on, doesn't it! lol

Uninvited- Yeah, a hand on the seat might be a little frightening!


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werebear 7 years ago from UK

Talk about taking your work home with you.


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PaperNotes 6 years ago

Wow!awesome toilets. Before I read this hub, I am content with using any toilet as long as it is functional to help me answer to the call of nature. Now I think my life won't somehow be complete without using any of those toilets.


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KenWu 6 years ago from Malaysia

Those stuffs are cool. Never thought that so many things could be invented just for the toilet use.


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whitton 6 years ago

This Hub is great!! It amazes me what people come up with. These are too funny!


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PaperNotes 5 years ago

Hmm, if my toilet is filled with all these gadgets, I wonder if I could still proceed to answering nature's call efficiently...

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