The Little Yellow Bird Goes To Church. Part 22
The little yellow bird goes to confession. Part 22
Sunday, January 30, 2011
( Updated Friday, May 10, 2013 )
This is one marvelous church. I am going to talk to Father Franklin about things that bother me , and upset me because I want to go to Heaven someday, and I want my mama, and daddy, and my brothers and sisters, my husband, and I to all live in Heaven if there is enough room.
"Good morning little bird, what is on your mind ?" asked Father Franklin.
" My husband can not keep his hands off me. My body is like a beautiful temple of joy for him, and sometimes I like it when he becomes sexual, and I feel ashamed ," said the little yellow bird.
" Dear little bird, enjoy a wonderful life of affection with you're husband. I see no harm in you're sharing you're desires with him," said Father Franklin.
" Father Franklin, I watch too much violence on television, and now I want to be a detective , and desire to go out on the town, and arrest criminals ."
Little bird my dear, you're imagination runs wild. Remember you're only fantasizing, and you will not do these things, and actually doing such things would involve experience in dealing with crime, and actually facing danger , and pulling a trigger to take out even a criminal would have to involve serious controlled emotions ,and an understanding of rules, and regulations involving actions, and when to use them. I think you are the kind of little bird that would think before heading in that direction, and remember you're only fantasizing. Talk to our lord, and say three our fathers, and an act of contrition, and two hail marys, and then when you go home try not to think of so much violence, my lord's heavenly child," said father Franklin.
" Father Franklin, do you think I am being gross when I paint my toe nails red for my husband," asked the little bird.
" Child , remember what I said. You are now married, and have a good husband that provides for you , and other loved ones. In the eyes of our lord, you are bringing fun ,and joy into your marriage, and to the bird you married . Live you're life of love with your husband and be happy, but if it makes you feel better, then say another two our fathers, and another hail mary before you leave our lord's house, " said father Franklin.
I left church late because I had so many prayers to say. I also gave the church a dollar and twenty seven cents.
I flew home, and woke up my husband who should have went to church with me. I told him that father Franklin wanted him to come to church too. My husband did not say anything. He just put a pillow over his head ,and went back to sleep. I woke him up again , and repeated what Father Franklin wanted him to do.
My husband was sleepy when he told me that he would go to church with me next Sunday.
My husband , and my daddy caught some fish yesterday. They caught a bucket full of catfish. Mama fried the catfish for us all. The food was great. I drank a large soda pop. My husband ,and daddy drank some beer . My husband ,and my daddy love to relax on reclining chairs to drink beer , and to watch football. Sometimes my husband wears a tank shirt , and I can see his muscles. My husband is strong. He has some big muscles , and he can pick me up easy when we wrestle and play. I punch him in the arm as hard as I can, and he tells me it hurts.
Sometimes my daddy plays with mama, but mama always shoves him away ,and says something like," stop fooling around in front of these kids. What are they going to think ? "
My husband ,and I flew to the house trailer again yesterday. The elderly man over there was polishing his banjo ,and guitar, and playing some tunes, and then he played his harmonicas.
The Little Becky did not want her bangs trimmed, but her mother said they needed cutting because hair kept falling down in front of Becky's face. Her mother was shaving the Becky's legs too. Her mother washes her little cripple girl, and gives her sponge baths. When they put the cripple girl in the tub, they have to be careful when they take her out otherwise she might slip. They are very careful with her.
Maybe today the nice man might do a little light work. On Sundays they usually relax if they can.
My husband ,and I checked on our Folgers coffee can. I guess one of these days I will probably bring some chick eggs into the world.
God Bless .