Things I've Never Done

Most people have done a variety of things which I haven't done. That is not to say I'm an odd ball. I just haven't done some of the things the average person has done. On the other hand, I have done many things that the average person hasn't done. Therefore, I guess we are even.

I haven't done some of these things because I haven't had an interest in doing them, and some of them I just haven't gotten around to doing. Don't laugh when you read my list. I'm sure you could come up with a list of your own that would be just as funny.

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I have NEVER done the following things. How about you?

AROUND THE HOUSE

  1. Lost house keys
  2. Got locked out of house

CAR

  1. Run out of gas
  2. Got locked out of car
  3. Lost car keys
  4. Left keys in a car
  5. Missed a car inspection
  6. Had a car with sun roof
  7. Used cruise control
  8. Used a GPS
  9. Driven longer than three hours at a time
  10. Been in a car accident
  11. Changed a flat tire
  12. Picked up a hitchhiker
  13. Been a hitchhiker

JOBS AND CAREERS

  1. Been fired from a job
  2. Worked in a store
  3. Worked in a restaurant or fast food establishment
  4. Worked in telemarketing

FINANCES

  1. Lost purse
  2. Been audited

FASHIONS

  1. Never shopped on Black Friday
  2. Worn a wig, extensions or hairpiece of any kind
  3. Worn clip on earrings
  4. Worn a bikini
  5. Worn a halter top
  6. Worn a scrunchie
  7. Worn uggs
  8. Worn stockings with seams
  9. Worn thigh high stockings
  10. Worn lip gloss
  11. Used chap stick
  12. Worn a padded bra
  13. Worn a mini skirt
  14. Worn pants to church on Sunday
  15. Worn stilettos

MUSIC

  1. Played a musical instrument
  2. Sung in a choir
  3. Listen to a rap song all the way through
  4. Done karaoke

TECHNOLOGY

  1. Owned a Smart Phone
  2. Programmed a VCR
  3. Texted a message
  4. Owned an IPod
  5. Owned an iPad
  6. Owned a Kindle
  7. Owned a Wii

TRAVEL

  1. Been to the White House
  2. Been to Las Vegas
  3. Been to Hawaii
  4. Been to Busch Gardens
  5. Missed a bus, train, or plane
  6. Run in a marathon
  7. Spent all night in airport or bus depot
  8. Traveled in first class of airplane
  9. Stayed in room with a balcony on cruise ship

SICKNESS

  1. Had an operation
  2. Been in an ambulance
  3. Worn colored contact lenses
  4. Wore dentures
  5. Worn braces
  6. Broken any bones
  7. Had any bones replaced
  8. Had tonsils taken out
  9. Had to go to the emergency room
  10. Been asleep during child birth


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FOOD AND DRINKS

  1. Never eaten sushi
  2. Never eaten raw cookie dough
  3. Eaten grits
  4. Made deviled eggs
  5. Neve canned fruits and vegetables
  6. Never Made jams, jelly or preserves
  7. Never used chop sticks
  8. Never been to Starbucks
  9. Never had a martini

FUN AND ACTIVITIES

  1. Roller skating
  2. Ice skating
  3. Been hiking
  4. Made a snowman
  5. Played basketball
  6. Flown a kite
  7. Played chess
  8. Slept in a tent
  9. Ridden in a hot age balloon
  10. Gone on a roller coaster
  11. Played golf
  12. Gone on a romantic picnic

SCHOOL

  1. Failed a course in high school, college or seminary
  2. Learned shorthand
  3. Lost library book
  4. Learned geometry or trigonometry

ABOUT THE LAW

  1. Been in a police station
  2. Been in a police car
  3. Been handcuffed
  4. Held a gun

MISCELLANEOUS

  1. Gone a day without writing something
  2. Gone a day without reading something
  3. Gone without sleep for more one night


Are there things on this list that you haven't done?

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Now be honest. You haven't done some of these things either!

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revmjm profile image

revmjm 5 years ago from Richmond, VA Author

Feel free to post something the average person has done that you haven't done.


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Treasuresofheaven 5 years ago from Michigan

Revmjm this an interesting list. And I am surprised that you have not done many of the things on the list. But on the other hand, it good you have not had to undergo some of the things on the list, especially in the health wellness section.

A delightful read, and something to think about. Vote Up! Now get out and have some fun!


revmjm profile image

revmjm 5 years ago from Richmond, VA Author

Treasuresofheaven, I'm sure you are surprised that I have not done some of the things that the average person has done. On the other hand, I have done many things that the average person has not dared to do. So the two lists balance themselves out.

I am taking your advice and shutting down my computer this afternoon to have some fun!


PROGERS 5 years ago

I am surprised that you have not done some of the things like lost your house keys, this is more common than uncommon, at least I believe, but I have done many things on the list and some of the things I have not and most of them I enjoyed when I was doing it.


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revmjm 5 years ago from Richmond, VA Author

PROGERS, yes it is surprising that some of the things I haven't done, but that's okay because surely I have done some things that make me "average."

Thanks for reading and responding.


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Dave Mathews 5 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

revmjm: there are many things of your list that I have and have not done. I will trust God to lead me to the things that need doing, and hold me back from those that don't need doing.


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revmjm 5 years ago from Richmond, VA Author

Dave, that's exactly the way I feel about it. Thanks for saying it that way.


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Betty Johansen 5 years ago

Fascinating! Now I'm waiting for the list of things you HAVE done.


revmjm profile image

revmjm 5 years ago from Richmond, VA Author

Betty, you know my style, don't you? I am working on that list.


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Amanda Robinson 5 years ago from Grand Rapids, Michigan

No chap stick?! How do you keep your lips mositurized? :) I enjoyed reading this. Makes me think about some of my own. Here's a good one: Most people have skipped a college class. I never once skipped a class while in college :) Call me a nerd...but I wanted to get my money's worth :)


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revmjm 5 years ago from Richmond, VA Author

Amanda, I don't use chap stick because I use an expensive lipstick when I go out. I use Mac lipstick. I was afraid to skip college classes; so I didn't cut any classes either.

Thanks for responding.

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