Best Toilet Seats For Your Toilet

Toilets Seats

Toilet seats are the best ever invention, you can sit on them even when you don't need the toilet, you can go in there and pretend you are on the potty for half an hour and just write or read a book like I do, it's the perfect excuse to deal with a nagging wife, just disappear whilst they nag to themselves.

The seats of a toilet nowadays are multicoloured designed seats for sitting on with allsorts of designs such as seashells, patterned prints and wooden varnished shiny seats that look smooth and modern. We are practically spoilt for choice with toilet seats.

There is just something about sitting on a toilet seat that just makes me want to whip it out and write whilst in the potty room.

Also leaving the toilet seat up could be a problem for the women in your life, so there is the option of an automatic toilet seat which you can buy from Amazon, this would cut out the frustration of your Mrs and there would be no bad tempered toilet seat tantrums about who last left the seat up or down.

The revolution of the toilet seat can only get better as technology advances in the age of toilet manufacturing....GO TOILET SEATS!!!!!

Automatic Toilet Seat - Revolution In Toilet Wonders! is the place to buy them!!

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Toilet seats have come a long way from the boring ones your Aunty Mable had with a fluffly pink seat cover on that attracted more pubic hair than any other type of hair. There are toilet seats that come customized with any design imaginable and if you can't find the one you are looking for you can buy toilet seat stickers which instantly jazz up your potty chair and make then stylish and hip with current fashion trends and will have your toilet walking it's own cat walk modelling it's new seat.

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Talk About Toilet...Yes Lets!! 8 comments

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werebear 7 years ago from UK

I think a bespoke service so you can put any image on the seat would do well especially for the pranlsters at home or work.

Maybe a nice photo of the boss or mother inlaw on the toilet seat..

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waynet 7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom Author

AEvans - Ha! I remember when I did indeed leave the toilet seat down thinking I was reall hip and with it thinking of my mrs, only to discover I had dribbled on the seat and I got a telling off for her wet arse!!

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waynet 7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom Author

Sweetie I remember when Our house as a kid the toilet broke and we were unable to use it for a full month and then when it got fixed we all had a good sit down on the toilet, not all at the same time you understand!!.

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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Toilet Seats I am glad that you like them as I could kill my husband when it forgets to put the thing down, it is always funny to see what happens when he doesn't. Nothing like a wet bum before you even tinkle. lololo :) Thumbs up!

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SweetiePie 7 years ago from Southern California, USA

Just imagine living in a place where you do not have toilet sits and must use a somewhat primitive bathroom. Even in my mom's day they lived in a remote part of Kansas and had an outhouse until she was about six I believe, so it definitely makes me appreciate little things like toilet seats. This is a fun hub.

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glassvisage 7 years ago from Northern California

They should have competitions for toilet seats... softest, most durable, self-cleaning, etc. :) Interesting topic for a Hub

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waynet 7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom Author

yep it was "a" on purpose thing, sitting is for cacking and thinking is for sitting and all that stuff...toilet seats are great!

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quicksand 7 years ago

Guess you forgot to put an "h" somewhere!

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