Probably not what you are looking for but I once had a tenant that had not paid on time. After multiple phone calls with no answer from him the next day I drove to the house. His car was in the driveway so I got out and knocked. After waiting for about five minutes I called him. I could hear the phone ringing inside and heard someone talking. After a final knock I unlocked the door anounced myself and went in. The guy had been tied to the bed since the morning before. He was actually dehydrated and needed medical attention. Apparently he had cheated on his girlfriend so she seduced him then left him tied there. Best excuse I have ever had for being late on rent!