Buy The Snuggie Blanket

The Snuggie Blanket

 

Have you ever found yourself sitting on the couch and cold?  Perhaps there is a draft or it is just a little chilly in the house.  What has started out as a nice cozy evening at home turns into a significant amount of discomfort.  Watching the movie you have in the DVD player is becoming of little consequence for you and your loved one.

The Snuggie Blanket

Wow I am so glad I bought the Snuggie.  Picture courtesy of Flikr
Wow I am so glad I bought the Snuggie. Picture courtesy of Flikr

Here It Is

 

Brace yourself…there is hope for you now that the Snuggie has splashed across the scene.  Why would anyone just put on a sweatshirt now?  You can put on this blanket and look just as goofy as everyone on TV.  Don’t worry ladies and gentlemen, you will feel just as ridiculous as you look.  The Snuggie is just like a robe, except it doesn’t open in the front so God help you if you have to pee while wearing this thing.

Here’s the good news though, instead of dragging out your usual huge blanket to cuddle with, you get to snuggle with the Snuggie.  No more worrying about the impossible task of folding a huge blanket.  I mean really who wants to spend the extra one minute to fold a nice comfortable blanket?  Plus when you get up from the couch your Snuggie goes with you.  You can even take the Snuggie to a sporting event, if you can work up the courage to actually use it in public.  Never mind the couple a few rows down that are laughing at your expense.  They are lame and just brought a cool looking team blanket, so ha on them.

More good news, the Snuggie even comes in an assortment of cool designs and even animal prints.  I would warn you not to wear the animal print one in the wild though.  You may end up getting attacked by some wild animals.  I am pretty sure they can’t tell the difference.

Do you know what I love the most about the Snuggie?  For a mere twenty seven dollars you can purchase the Snuggie and get it in about two weeks.  Yea!!!

I don’t think I can get my wallet out fast enough so I can partake in a silly wave at a sporting event with my equally retarded friends.

If you still find yourself wanting to buy this thing then go to the website, purchase it, and let us all know how much you love your Snuggie.  While you are struggling with putting it on I will be nice and cozy with my fleece blanket carefully wrapped around my shoulders.  I might even be in a sweatshirt at the time. 

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Comments 23 comments

\Brenda Scully 7 years ago

i would love to have one of those especially now the cold weather is on it's way nice hub


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Bail Up ! 7 years ago

LOL. That was great ! I bet though, if it was freezing outside and that was the only thing around - you and I would fight for it. Funny stuff.


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Well, thank you Brenda, I appreciate that. I still prefer a blanket though.


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dohn121 7 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

Dude, I rather freeze and if I know you like I think I do, you'd do the same!


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rebekahELLE 7 years ago from Tampa Bay

you took the words right out of my mouth~~ hilarious!!!!

I'm going to stick with my blankie....


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Dohn: You are completely right in that assessment, I would rather wear a sweater or a blanket, better yet I'd pay the extra five dollars per month for heat.

Rebekah: Blankets are cool er should I say warm.

Thanks everyone for the comments


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TamCor 7 years ago from Ohio

So I guess "The family that Snuggies together"...also "gets laughed at together"??? Darn, there goes my plans for getting a couple of them for Tom and I to wear at auctions, haha. :)

Hilarious hub--I cracked up all the way through it!


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Well TamCor if you want to get them for you and your family that is fine with me, I won't laugh at you out loud. I'll just snicker. Thanks for the comments


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

a blanket for me thank you...:O) Hugs


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Your welcome G-Ma Johnson.


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ethel smith 7 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

That's so funny. It reminds me of something on a Billy Connolly video we have. Must keep this away from Hubby or else he will want one. No kidding.


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ThePartyAnimal 7 years ago

Can't I just wear my robe backwards?


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maggs224 7 years ago from Sunny Spain

Your hub is a great way to light up a dull Monday lol


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Organic Thoughts 7 years ago from North Carolina

Your hub got a smile on my face on a boring day full of chores:))

As of now I am sticking with my blankies... my sweatshirt... my cap... my gloves .. and anything else needed to keep me alive in winter's.


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Ethel: if your hubby wants to buy one then by all means go ahead, just nevermind the snickers.

Larry: I have never seen anyone wearing it either, just one of those mysteries.

The PartyAnimal: Yes, just wear the robe backwards

Maggs: Thank you.

Organic Thoughts: Glad I could make you smile, please do stick with the blankies, they'll keep you warm and comfortable on a cold winter night. Plus it only takes a couple of seconds to fold it.


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pddm67 7 years ago from Queens, New York

Cute hub! Bought the snuggie for my mom & dad. They love it and it's better than seeing them sitting on the couch wearing their coats. So what if they look like a bunch of monks (especially dad - he's bald)- it keeps them cozy warm. Kudos :-)


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

I am glad that your parents are now warm and cozy. Thanks for reading my hub and I hope it got a smile from you.


cosette 7 years ago

haha... the snuggle is amazingly popular! but like you, i prefer a good old-fashioned blanket also, although i might be persuaded to get a pink one for campfires and such :)


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Thanks for visiting cosette. Um pink at a campfire? I dunno but as long as you're comfortable thats all that matters right.


Snug Master 2000 7 years ago

Wearing a snuggie right now, and I am naked!

My snuggie snuggles my sack!


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

SnugMaster: Glad to hear you're comfortable. Enjoy that snuggie bud.


TToni9 6 years ago

Love the hub. I wrote," Snuggy Rips America Off."

The ironic thing about your hub is that there are actually Snuggis ads on it(or did you post them?).

Laughed out loud. Good job.


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wesleycox 6 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012 Author

Nothing is better than seeing how many people buy a product that is being made fun of. It works sometimes. Thanks for reading.

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