Madonna’s Coming Home To New York?
I'm not someone who goes in for every detail of every celebrity's life. Let's face it, more than half of the crap is most likely made up and most of the time it's by the celebrity's own camp so really is there any point to reading any of the trash magazines or going to tmz.com every six minutes for a page six type update? For some I know they love and thrill at every moment of it but me, not so much. However, the news that Madonna and Guy Richie are divorcing and now sources stating that most likely Madonna will want to raise the kids in New York has me thinking. Madonna coming home to New York? - Don't Get Me Started!
I've always liked Madonna and while I do applaud her for constantly updating herself and striking out to create new ways to reinvent herself (although I have to say that from my perspective some were more successful than some others) but God love, Madonna. I mean, who else is Madonna? No one, that's who. She has managed to dazzle us for more years than even I care to remember.
I like that she'll be back in the states for a number of reasons but I think mainly I'm excited because perhaps she'll be able to shake off that British-ish accent she decided to adopt when going over there. You see, I can't use a Madonna that's prim, proper and British. I have no time for her children's books about tea parties. The only tea parties I want Madonna at are the gay ones, thank you very much. And with her possibly coming home to the states I dare say us gays just might get a chance to see her at one sooner than we ever expected.
So much is written about Madonna (including that supposedly nasty book by her brother, "Madonna Dearest" or whatever the hell it was called. Should have been called "Desperately Seeking Fame As A Celebrity Sibling" but that's a lot of "S" sounds even for a straight man of which Madonna's brother is not) and whether or not you believe what you read is up to you but it'll just be good to have her closer to home where we can get the made-up news faster.
The one thing that I really hope Madonna doesn't try to do once she's back on her native soil is to act. I don't know about you but I think that she has time and time again shown that while she has a great act, acting is not part of it nor should it be. My mother always says, "Do what you know." And in this case I would say the same to Madonna. And for all you gays and lovers of Madonna out there please don't go on and on about Evita because in my opinion she was just fair in that effort, the score had to be lowered for her so it doesn't sound as dynamic and that additional song she had added was just stupid (in my humble opinion). True when you compare it to her other legendary flops that one looks mighty good but come on kids, let's be realistic here, shall we?
Still, all in all I'm pretty excited about having Madonna possibly home. Well, well, Hello Madonna. Well Hello Madonna, it's so nice to have you back where you belong. Madonna coming home to New York? - Don't Get Me Started!
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