Make money just by sitting there and blankly staring
Sit There and Stare
Just buy my ebook and learn the unique secrets that allowed me to go from a normal Internet bumpkin to a marketing guru who makes $1000 just by sitting there and staring. I will equip you to make money just by sitting there like you are already doing.
A lot of people are tapping into the potential of "sit there and stare" marketing
How does sit there and stare work?
Sit There and Stare Marketing involves two parts.
- You sit there.
- People stare at their computers.
You have probably spent a good bit of time in group 2, staring at your computer. Well I am a marketing guru who is about to reveal a well-kept secret to you that will change everything forever. I am going to tell you how to move from group 2 to group 1.
Once you are in group 1, you will be making money. The trick is that rich people on the Internet will pay just to have people stare at their ads. Group 2's ability to stare blankly at those computer monitors can translate directly to your profit.
My ebook will teach you how to be a guru like me that matches rich people with ads to boring people who stare at their computers.
Realize your potential to sit there
Most people who are staring at their computers are already sitting there. But staring is for small fish. The big fish who make the big dollars are the ones who realize that they are sitting there.
Once you read my ebook and learn my guru secrets you will have the ability to make money using other people who just blankly stare at their computers.
Couch potatoes grow anywhere
Just like normal potatoes, couch potatoes grow everywhere. Just look around. People all over the world are sitting at their computers staring. With the special secrets in my one-of-a-kind ebook, you will be able to start making money off those people all around the world. You will be a Couch Potato Farmer.
Patton Oswald got his start blankly staring
Patton Oswald's Success Story
Patton Oswald parlayed his sit there and stare campaign into a film role. He got a job in a movie, something pundits said would be impossible after his daring cameo in Balls of Fury. But that is the magic of sit there and stare marketing. He has used sit there and stare to promote himself, and he is thusly unstoppable.
Mike Gravel's Failure
Some of you might remember Mike Gravel. It is most likely that nearly none of you remember Mike Gravel or the fact that he ran for the Presidential elections in 2008.
He has a youtube video (with nearly half a million views) in which he stares at the camera blankly for a few minutes before throwing a rock into a pond. But he didn't have enough support for the Presidency. Where did Mike go wrong?
First, he breaks his concentration and throws a rock into a pond. You don't have to work hard, but you do have to be dedicated. Sit there and stare means no rock-throwing.
Second, he does not sit there. He stands the whole time. You see, my program will teach you how to sit there while others do the heavy staring for you. Sorry, Mike. Better luck next time.
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