Top 10 Signs You Are Dating A Blonde

 

Top 10 Signs You're Dating A Blonde

  1. You come home from work to find the entire LA Lakers team showering in your bathroom.

  2. When you ask her if she prefers Chinese or Japanese restaurants she insists she wouldn't know, as she's never been to either of those countries.

  3. On your first date you ask her if she'd ever like to go abroad, she confesses she already has but was just experimenting in college.

  4. You figure she'd love to hear your latest knock knock joke and it's one she should be able to understand easily.

    You: "Knock Knock"

    Her: "Ooooh I love knock knock jokes, but hang on I better go answer the door."

  5. The first time you have sex together she warns you she is a little nervous, as she's not used to performing without an audience.

6. You ask her if she'd like to come to your parents house for a roast. She says she loves a good roast but would feel a bit awkward if the other guy is your dad.

7. You've had to explain the plots of movies to other girlfriends before, but this is the first time you've ever had to go into detail about the storyline intricacies of Finding Nemo.

8. While you are in bed with the newspaper on Sunday morning you find your girlfriend with the colouring book and box of crayons you bought for your niece. And while she didn't manage to stay inside all the lines, she did give it a darn good go.

9. When she comes over to your house for the very first time she compliments you on your floral arrangements in the dining room and asks how often you need to water them. You don't have the heart to tell her they are plastic.

10. No matter where you go together, you cop death stares from every single brunette.

More by this Author

  • Top 10 Conversation Starters
    17

    We've all been in this situation before. It's a Saturday night and you're out partying with friends at your favourite bar. The drinks are flowing, the music is pumping and everybody's having an awesome time. When out of...


Comments 10 comments

wandererh profile image

wandererh 8 years ago from Singapore

You know what, I'd probably never date a blond. I'm Chinese and all Chinese girls have black hair....sigh.


desert blondie profile image

desert blondie 8 years ago from Palm trees, swimming pools, lots of sand, lots of sunscreen

Good selection....soooo many blonde jokes, so few real blondes!


Trojan 8 years ago from Australia Author

hey wandereh, most blonde girls have black hair as well...at the roots. I'll ship you over a case of peroxide and you can see if blondes really do have more fun :-)


Trojan 8 years ago from Australia Author

Yeah you are right desert blondie, there are so many jokes out there...probably the last thing the world needed was for me to come up with ten more! I guess I'll have to come up with ten brunette jokes to attone for my actions.


wandererh profile image

wandererh 8 years ago from Singapore

Brunette jokes? All right! That's something I can identify with. ;)

And do you think you can come up with intelligent brunette jokes instead? Seems that most brunettes I know are not that dumb. And there's one brunette that I'm having rather regular tea with that is a member of Mensa! I sure know how to choose them, huh?


epifanny profile image

epifanny 8 years ago from AU

omg this was just too funny.. and i thought i was tired of all the blonde jokes !! great hub Trojan well done !! :)


Trojan 8 years ago from Australia Author

yep, no matter how tired you think you are there is always room for one more...that's what a blonde told me anyway.

cheers.


LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

SOmetimes I feel sympathy for those of us who are natual blondes, rather than suicide blondes, and have a brain cell or two to spare!


Trojan 7 years ago from Australia Author

So which is it LondonGirl, do you have a brain cell or do you have two? ;-)


LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

I have two, one in active use, one to spare.

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.


    Click to Rate This Article
    working