Learn About Internet Marketing - No Reading Allowed

See how much time you could be saving with "no reading allowed"?
See how much time you could be saving with "no reading allowed"?

What is "No Reading Allowed"?

Learning used to take so much time. But now, there's a new strategy. Research has proven that the No Reading Allowed strategy can save you a potential 24 hours EVERY DAY. That's more time to spend MAKING MONEY.

The problem with traditional methods of learning things online is simple. The Internet is full of bad articles, misleading opportunities and false claims. I bet you've spent hours in front of your computer reading articles that told you little or nothing at all. Well, prepare to never lose those hours again.

All you need to do is follow the No Reading Allowed strategy! Buy my ebook and you'll see it at work. You'll spend a long time reading the first few pages, but as you pick it up, No Reading Allowed becomes second nature. You'll be flipping through the pages, barely skimming the bold words and SAVING TIME. You should be flipping through the book without reading anything at all thanks to the educational secrets contained in the first few sentences alone!

Better than speed reading

A lot of people will tell you that you can increase the rate at which you learn by increasing how quickly you read and process information. This was a popular strategy for learning in a pre-Internet world where books were full of valuable peer-reviewed information.

But we live in the future. In today's world, things are being written faster than they can be read and nobody is checking sources. Scientists predict that, by the year 2012, the majority of reading material on Earth will actually make you dumber.

If an article is useless, reading quickly only increases the rate at which you learn nothing. And when it comes to virtual books, almost all of them are virtually useless.

No Reading Allowed is an educational strategy that saves you the time you would spend reading bad material and channel that into time you can spend figuring out how things work on your own.

Useless reading material will only be marginally more useless if you stop reading it.
Useless reading material will only be marginally more useless if you stop reading it.

What about real books?

Unfortunately, real books are becoming worthless too.

The first printing run of Ann Coulter's book "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans" published 600,000 copies of a book that is just a compilation of things Ann Coulter has already said in newspaper columns, each of which prints tens of thousands of copies daily.

The Union of Concerned Scientists' report on how the current administration has abused executive power to create confusion in the scientific community does not get published. It is distributed online (but good luck running into anything this useful on the Internet).

Those 600,000 copies of Coulter's book were published because the publisher knows they will be featured on store shelves and this will encourage sales. A prominent display guarantees sales even though the book is relatively worthless and costs over $20. The $20 covers the cost of several copies of the book and this works in synergy with publisher and book distributor's policy to refund bookstores that destroy unsold copies.

That's right, even book stores know that books are worthless. They tear off the cover, send the cover back to the publisher for a refund and they throw the words part of the book into the dumpster. If that isn't an advocacy for No Reading Allowed, what is? You are paying for the cover, or at least that is how book stores and publishers act.

Don't read this

Whatever you do, don't read this article. It's about 600 words up til now so you've probably spent 2-4 minutes reading. If you looked at the graphs at all, that was another minute. You might have spent time trying to figure out what the graphs really meant. Or maybe you perused the ads. You are wasting your time.

Just buy the ebook. If you are still reading, I have to stress that you should stop. Buying the ebook is the only way to really save you. A lot of people can figure out the gist of the ebook by now. But you are still reading, so you clearly haven't figured out what "No Reading Allowed" is about. Let me say this, it's what it sounds like. I guess you really need the ebook.

Now you're still reading, so I'm confused. I'm just gonna start typing words that don't make sense. This wine is varicated and vane. I enjoy it's odor of malintent as it wafts across my palmy grazing cow herd cannot wine sock exercizing days clock radio will televise curtains of the sun light too mousey to truly vis a vis the chilean soil engineers that truck blinding filaments of nine six cursive quills highlighting the pencil pencil sky.

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JPPI-Stuart 8 years ago

I'd say this was a great Hub, but I haven't read it. ;)


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mroconnell 8 years ago from France Author

Then I've done my job!


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Sally's Trove 8 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

I don't know which part of your hub I like best...probably the last paragraph. "...pencil pencil sky..." is just too poetic. (I started reading your hub from the bottom up, so don't fault me for not following instructions.)

Nice job!


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mroconnell 8 years ago from France Author

haha, thanks!


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donnaleemason 8 years ago from North Dakota, USA

actually I liked the bit at the bottom saying that you could become a pirate and get pieces of eight, didn't read the rest, just skimmed it.

Donna WF


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Storytellersrus 8 years ago from Stepping past clutter

Amazing how creative you are! Why not write a book?

http://www.storytellersrus.com

lol


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About-The-Home 8 years ago

The last sentence was pure poetry - and very much a waste of time.

I wasted my time reading this hub and now I'm wasting more time writing about it.

Guess you have made a good point.

(...but I enjoyed it!)


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robie2 8 years ago from Central New Jersey

...but procrastination is my life--of course I must keep reading and clicking online. I read your whole hub and laughed myself silly--but I absolutely refuse to buy the eboo. How much is it, anyway???? Another thubs up for Mr O'C


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mroconnell 8 years ago from France Author

Thanks, everybody. I'm glad I can add some laughter to this already quirky community. The ebook is priceless, Robie. It's really long, but you'll go through it faster and faster as you learn the technique. :)


Automated Ebook 8 years ago

hahhaa.

Real good stuff!

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