Only 5 is all that you wish?
Man o' man where do I begin.
I will tell you the one where I ran away from home at 17 years of age with the most beautiful woman I had ever known.
(Actually, I did not know her all that well, but she sure said all the right things)
Anyway, she was 21 and had the keys to her daddy's pick-up truck.
I promised her that if she were to promise her heart to me then I would give her the life only fit for a queen.
Well, she agreed.
We packed up two bags and all of $150 dollars and jumped on I-10 and headed West to Clovis New Mexico.
We made it as far as Junction Texas and blew a tire.
Spent the $150 on repairs and traded my Panasonic stereo with the Shell Manager to buy just enough gas to get the pick up truck back to San Antonio Texas.
We did however have enough money to get a Hunger Buster at the Dairy Queen on the way back.
Not the kind of Queen I had in mind but what are you going to do?
Needless to say, I lost the girl and learned a very valuable lesson, always plan ahead before a road trip...