Earn Money from Home - Peanut Butter Marketing
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Simple Marketing Genius
It's so simple, I can't believe it has never been thought of before. Peanut Butter goes with everything. And everything is being marketed online. So everything+everything = Peanut Butter Marketing.
If you glimpse over at the video, you'll see a man basking in the comfort and luxury of a bath of peanut butter and earning thousands of dollars. After reading this article, you will have the knowledge and skills required to earn money covering yourself in gluttonous amounts of peanut butter from home with NO starting investment.
Everybody Likes Peanut Butter
Peanut butter marketing draws people to your site because everybody loves peanut butter. Peanut butter makes things likeable and publicly acceptable.
Take the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. I would like to point out that Jelly Sandwich is not a very popular lunchtime staple. As a matter of fact, there is no Jelly Sandwich. That is just called two pieces of bread with jelly on them stuck together. This is an unwieldy phrase, but nobody bothered shortening it because you never ever just eat jelly sandwiches. Once you add peanut butter though, it's lunchtime.
You are rubber; I am glue (made of peanut butter)
Peanut butter marketing brings people to your site. Then, they get to your webpage and they will be stuck there since nothing is stickier than peanut butter. The key to most successful online marketing strategies is inflating your Page Rank, and the easiest way to increase Page Rank is to have heavy site traffic.
Peanut butter is incredibly sticky and this is key to using it to market a product or website. When visitors come to your site, they will be stuck there like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. As long as none of your links are about cold glasses of milk, people will have no way to escape and visitors become live-ins. Peanut butter marketing will inflate your Page Rank by getting visitors stuck in your website forever.
The only thing better than a returning visitor is a visitor that can never leave. Peanut Butter marketing delivers this. All site visitors will be stuck, their only option to refresh and enjoy delicious peanut butter while you cash in on the AdSense impressions.
How to attract people allergic to peanuts
Don't worry. People who are allergic spend a lot of time looking for labels that say "Contains peanuts" and similar warnings. They spend so much time looking for peanuts that they are actually more likely to find your site than normal people.
What's more, they will be so alarmed by the prominence of this new trend, they'll want to investigate. Then they'll be stuck just like everybody else. That is how peanut butter marketing works. Even people allergic to peanuts can't resist getting stuck in peanut butter marketing.
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