Free Keyword Information

Keyword Information: Free!

Aside from American Idol and the United States Congress, few Internet topics generate greater buzz without actually producing tangible results than the hunt for Free Keyword Information. Internet entrepreneurs continuously mine terabytes of real-time data generated by billions of search engine submissions. Somewhere in all that information is the holy grail of keywords. Buried underneath all those requests for Hannah Montana's home address are nuggets of useful keyword information that will turn struggling blog sites into huge moneymakers. The quest for a simple yet elegant keyword phrase continues unabated; we know it's out there somewhere. All we have to to is keep parsing and keep experimenting. Our yearnings for Google Love can only be sated by uncovering keywords that will attract mass traffic to our forlorn treatises.

Good news looms on the horizon. Fear not, ye who crave free keyword information.Plentiful bounties of keyword manna await. A few simple clicks will yield not just the words you lust for, but also videos, step-by-step instructions, training events, blogs, counseling sessions, and probably several Made for TV Movies if you're willing to search long enough. Herein are the free keyword information secrets revealed. We peel back the curtain to expose the soft moldy underbelly of the keyword beast. We wallow in free information until it's time to go in for supper. We turn our back on friends and family, house and home, food and water, time and space. We plunge headlong without reading the depth warnings on the side of the keyword pool. Never give up; your golden keywords are out there somewhere.

The Secret to Our Free Keyword Information Success

Our success lies in a basic understanding of Internet domains and human greed. No self-respecting keyword expert dares to name her site PomegranateSuperFood.com. No one plans to hide their site under a bushel. Rather, we expect web pages pertinent to free keyword info to include the word keyword somewhere in the title. Upon this thesis we base our research. We posit that by starting with the word keyword and appending various semi-related verbiage, we will identify a cornucopia of free keyword information.

Free Keyword Information from Keyword Country

Our first stop in the Keyword Information for Free caravan drops us off in Keyword Country. Nestled comfortably at http://www.keywordcountry.com/, this little gem proffers a "web site marketing tool for more traffic and online sales." The good folks inhabiting Keyword Country have built a system to "supercharge web site traffic in 5 easy steps." They tempt us with a free keyword information video promising to provide a "Practical guide to rank high on keywords." Their software can be downloaded at no charge on a trial basis.In exchange for your name and email address, you receive an executable program. We complied, but clicking on the download link had no effect; we never received the program.

From Keyword Country we expanded our thinking. Do we indeed live in a keywordy dimension? We next visited Keyword Universe. This site, http://www.keyworduniverse.com, proved to be a squatter site. It offered several links to other sites specializing in SEO (Search Engine Optimization) services, but it provided no organic Free Keyword Information. Scientists observe that the physical universe is shrinking, but keyworduniverse.com is fixed and rigid.

Keyword Academy Kan't be Beat

For pure unadulterated volumes of keyword information that's sometimes free, The Keyword Academy kicks keyword butt. This site abrogates our research guidelines by appending the word The to their domain name, but excluding them would be like watching The View and taping a picture of Rush Limbaugh over the place where Barbara Walters sits.

Anyway, The Keyword Academy offers page after page of Free Keyword Information intermingled with testimonials from former students, blog entries, and earnings statements from Google. TKA (The Keyword Academy, in case you weren't paying attention) can be joined for as little as $1 for the first month. That's almost free. Subsequent months may run as high as $67.


Keyword Spy Shines the Light of Truth on The Dark Shadows of Keyword Chicanery

In an obvious attempt to shatter the Internet record for most uses of the word Keyword in a web page title bar, the folks at www.KeyWordSpy.com settled on the phrase

#1 Keyword software and Keyword tool for Keyword research and tracking.

That about sums it up. Any attempt to improve on the keyword word density would surely result in the spontaneous formation of a black hole or a gravity well or at least a Windows GPF. Any sentient reader comes away with a through grasp of the keyword info concept vis-à-vis services offered by KeyWordSpy.com.

We find oodles of free keyword information at KeywordSpy.com. Their #1 keyword software and keyword tool is free to try. Their phone number is toll free. Their Live Chat is free. They were born free, as free as the wind blows, as free as the grass grows. But we digress.

The Bid Keyword

Oddly enough, visiting the site BidKeyword.com (Bid Keyword?) redirects to David Proett Photography. The bid keyword process hardly seems related to graduation and wedding pictures, but the Internet is a crazy way to make a dollar. Mr. Proett's site was created by Loving Consulting at http://www.lovingconsulting.com. We can only speculate as to the origin of the bid Keyword phrase.

Not a squatter, but the next worst thing?

Visit KeywordFree.com for a gratis redirection to GoDaddy.com. Revel in revealing photos and videos of second-tier NASCAR drivers who can't make a living on the racetrack. Register your own domain and provide custom free keyword info to your loyal following.

Keyword Information Potentialities

Not all phrases beginning with the word Keyword are fonts of Free Keyword Information. Scientists at the Institute for the Painfully Obvious researched numerous potential information sources:

  • KeywordCarnival.com : domain does not exist
  • KeywordFestival.com: domain does not exist
  • KeywordInformation.com: another squatter site
  • KeywordCornucopia.com: domain does not exist
  • KeywordData.com: another squatter site
  • KeywordSpectacular.com: domain does not exist
  • Keywordy.com: YASS (Yet Another Squatter Site)

Conclusion

Look no further than the Internet for Free Keyword Information. Your digital scribblings will not rise to the Google Top 10 by happenstance; keywords make it happen. Do the research, study the blogs, execute the free programs, experiment on your friends and family. Someday you too may be hosting a poolside late night TV infomercial. Picture yourself surrounded by Mercedes automobiles and adoring fans. It could happen.

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lmmartin 6 years ago from Alberta and Florida

Perhaps keywords are the new holy grail. Always sought and never found.


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@lmmartin: indeed. Never give up!


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drbj 6 years ago from south Florida

What do you think about this headline for my next free keyword hub? Free Keyword Information, Free Keyword Research, and Free Keyword Tracking from Keyword Kollege.


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drbj: It Kannot miss!


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EllenGraeger 6 years ago from Madrid

Keywords ??? What do you mean by keywords ? I will look it up in Google. A really keywordy hub, nicomp.


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@EllenGraeger: Keywordy has been added to the page tags and expertly melded into the hub text. Consider yourself in line for a 20% cut of the profits. ;)


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psychicdog.net 6 years ago

great hub, thanks for the read Nicomp


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author


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cjv123 6 years ago from Michigan

Oh my gosh - the banter between you (Nicomp) and drbj is SO corny - it's funny!! Great Hub too!


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@cjv123: drbj is much more than I deserve.

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