Get Rich With eBay
Leverage Your Core Values to Synergize with eBay
It's true: since I began accepting eBay ads on my articles, eBay has raked in millions of dollars. Experts speculate that the eBay business model will continue to benefit long after I have retired to a beach in Tennessee. The eBay and me relationship continues to grow.
Read onward to learn a few ways to get rich with eBay. These ways are not secrets but the money spends just as well. Launch yourself into the stratosphere of richness by following a few simple steps and several moderately complex steps. You don't need any special money or special education or book-learning to get started.
Don't be scared of success. Your future lies ahead of you: will it be penurious or profligate? Only your thesaurus knows for sure.
Get Rich with eBay
It's eerie and needlessly complex, but you can use eBay to learn how to get rich on eBay. It's akin to holding up a mirror in front of another mirror, then looking into the first mirror to see yourself looking into a mirror...
Anyway, the tips and tricks of eBay marketing experts can be yours, for modest charges. Find out what products sell best on odd-numbered Sundays when a team from the NFC wins the Super Bowl. Learn how to write copy that cannot be copied. Study at the feet of the eBay millionaire masters, who always wear clean socks and designer Birkenstocks. Wake up and smell the bargains: these resources are making someone rich and you may as well help them with it.
Sell your junk on eBay
Someone wants your stuff. You could slap a price tag on your stuff and park it in the front yard, but it will take a long time for the world to drive by and see it. On the other hand, you could advertise your junky stuff on eBay.
Somewhere in the world reside several serious bidders who plan to compete against each other for the right to put money in your PayPal account. All you have to do is pack, ship, and kick back. Lounge around while faceless strangers argue digitally over items that you haven't even dusted in 5 years. Take this opportunity to clean out your crawl space for the good of the free market.
Invest in eBay
The stock markets wait for you to join them. Unless you've spent your entire adult life studying equities, options, tranches, Bollinger Bands, spreads, puts, calls, and reverse credit default swaps, you can plan on losing all your money within a few short seconds.
Save yourself the trouble of going broke via Wall Street by spending that money on investment kits and advice and DVDs and books on tape purchased through my eBay store. Expert investing experts stand by, waiting to ship their voluminous kits to you at your expense. Pick a program and start studying.
Buy Money on eBay
Should you find yourself coming up short at the end of the month, order up more money on eBay. Spend your money on more money. eBay offers great deals on money.
Paper money spends very well. It's in demand. Use your eBay account to accumulate great heaping piles of money, ordered from other compliant eBay sellers with nothing but good intentions.
International banks spend millions of dollars to acquire more money. You can bypass their security guards and titanium bank vaults and secret codes - order your new money directly from my eBay store.
Buy Metal Detectors on eBay
Somewhere beneath your feet rests untold riches. If you're indoors, it's copper plumbing and you should leave it alone. Out of doors, however, there's cool stuff buried in the ground and waiting to be dug up by enterprising entrepreneurs with expensive metal detectors.
You could wander blindly with a shovel, but investing in a high tech gizmo that literally sees into the dirt and beeps at you can only be a good thing. Imagine how impressed your friends and neighbors will be when you unearth a rusty hunk of re-bar and a long-lost wedding ring from the Cretaceous period. Put your kids through college one quarter at a time. It's great exercise and there's the fresh air thing and all that as well.
Buy Real Estate with eBay
Fortunately, obscenely wealthy real estate mavens have taken time out from assembling million dollar deals to write down their policies and practices in eBooks which they will sell to you for little or no money down. Join the ranks of the richest rich people as they lounge in their lounge slippers and sip fruity drinks delivered by people who obviously didn't read those books.
The amount of real estate will never change. They probably won't make more. Demand continues to grow as more people insist on having a place to live. Get in on the ground floor, unless the building has a reliable elevator and a doorman.
Googling "get rich ebay" returns over 20 million hits. Were you to study every possibility for one year, you would need 20 million years to look at them all. This article is not like that.
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