Mistakes

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We all make mistakes, but once in a while we need a little help. Common gaffes, flubs, and goofs make the world go 'round. Sometimes life proceeds so swimmingly that we find ourselves reduced to online searches for appropriate mistakes. No one's perfect, but some of us will suffer a winning streak now and then.

We present a compendium of mistake-related products guaranteed to make your life more interesting. Browse our choices for helpful suggestions centered on making mistakes as well as eliminating errors, mending miscalculations, and smoothing out shortcomings. We're here to help.

Even pencils have erasers, except those little golf pencils.

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So many mistakes have been made lately that a few really smart folks sat down to write a book about it. This enlightening tome delves deeply into the who/what/when/where/why of messing up.

We all make mistakes, but do you know how we justify our gaffes? Jump into this page-turner to learn the truth about what's going on inside your brain when you try to explain to the nice officer precisely why you were speeding in a school zone.

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For Big Mistakes Eraser

We learn to use pencils at an early age. Shortly thereafter we make our first writing error. No one wants to turn in a physics test or a Drivers License exam containing errors. Once identified, we need a technology for removing the offending handwriting. This humongous eraser will come to your rescue throughout elementary school, middle school, high school, and on through graduate school. Tuck it into your recyclable backpack where it's easily accessible.

This immense erasing device measures out at 6 inches by 2 inches. It's bigger than most pencils.

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L'Oreal Paris Voluminous Mistake-Proof Marker Eyeliner,

The second-to-last place you want to make a mistake is when you're drawing in your eyebrows. Should you be unfortunate enough to find yourself deficient in the eyebrow department, you may require extensive practice in order to become proficient at custom eyebrow art. Unfortunately, your friends and family probably won't let you work out your own personal drawing style on their on foreheads.

Stow a few of these magical pencil-like devices in your pocket or purse. You'll always be prepared for emergency eyebrow situations. No one will know if you were born with those black lines around your eyes, or if you manually drew them onto your face while looking into the bathroom mirror.

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Kenneth Cole REACTION Women's Know Mistake T-Strap Sandal

Make no mistake: Kenneth Cole makes fashionable shoes. Purchasing a pair or three of these beauties will never be an error. Stick your stylish feet into the Know Mistake T-Strap Sandal and turn heads at the Opera, at the Renaissance Festival, or both in the same day.

They're relatively cheap and they stay on your foot due to well-engineered placement of straps and buckles. Your foot will thank you and your bank account will not be depleted.

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Smith Corona 21000 Correctable Typewriter Ribbon (2-Pack)

Word processors and computers eclipsed the popular manual typewriter many years ago. Anyone still using a typewriter deserves grace for a few daily mistakes. A correctable typewriter ribbon comes to the rescue of typographical errors inadvertently pounded out during the composition of protest letters and resumes.

Warning: does not work with carbon paper.

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Admit it: sometimes you're not perfect.

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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

Yes, nicomp, you are perfekly correct - nobody is perfekt except thee and me. Although sometimes I wonder about thee.

BTW, isn't a manual typewriter a sexist description? Just wonderin'.


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breakfastpop 5 years ago

All I can say is I wish I had invented whiteout!


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Robwrite 5 years ago from Bay Ridge Brooklyn NY

Typewriters and pencils. Those were the days. Ah nostalgia.


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nicomp 5 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drbj : Manuel Typewriter would insensitive. ;)


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psychicdog.net 5 years ago

I dont make mistakes - I am a mistake - my mum and dad are to blame! Plus its a mistake to think that mistakes exist - they are just another way not to do things!


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

45 views... evidently, writing this was a mistake.

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