Worst 2016 Republican Presidential Campaign Slogans
The Republican Party is far from having settled on a likely nominee for the 2016 Presidential Election. But they have already come up with some catchy campaign slogans that can be ready to use as soon as they have chosen a nominee. Here are some of the ones they might want to NOT use...
1. "Doing What's Best For The Rich Since 1854"
2. "For a more Iran-like America"
3. "Abortions for no one (except our knocked-up daughters)"
4. "WAR! KILL! KILLING GOOD! GUNS! KILL!"
5. "We will shrink government (except for the parts we like)"
6. "God said to vote for us"
7. "Instead of taxes, let's fund the government with a Kickstarter"
8. "Put science funding into the hands of creationists!"
9. "I'm not gay, I don't care what those text message records say"
10. "When you vote for me, make sure to mark your ballot by shooting it"
11. "It's past time we got back to white rule"
12. "We know what Jesus really MEANT to say"
13. "Because it's time to bomb someone back to the Stone Age again"
14. "Get off my lawn!"
15. *candidate awkwardly dances to Gangnam Style while staring at the audience*
16. "We're coming apart at the seams and we're taking America down with us!"
17. "Vote for me and get two free NASCAR tickets"
18. "GOP: Gay, Out, Proud."
19. "America won't destroy itself, you know"
20. "You make less than $5 million a year? Get away from me, you monster."
21. "Who likes rasslin'?
22. "Hi, I'm Ted Cruz and I'm running for President."
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