A Comprehensive List of Hillary Clinton's Crimes Against America

Hillary Clinton's Criminal Past

The case against Hillary Clinton is vast. Her criminal history is long. She is one of the most hideous and vile criminal masterminds in the history of criminal masterminds. That she has risen up through the ranks of Democratic politics is a testament to the degradation of American culture. It's important that everyone who would even consider voting for this woman know what she has done. The evidence is all there. Here is but a brief history of her crimes.

Crime boss and chief
Crime boss and chief

Used a Private Email Server as Secretary of State

Not in the history of the United States has anyone so blatantly disregarded the security of our country. Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server during her time as Secretary of State and the subsequent cover-up to prevent those emails from being made public, should have landed her a long term in jail. She knowingly put thousands, perhaps millions, of lives at stake by sharing national secrets and classified information through open channels that our enemies could easily steal.

Benghazi

Hillary Clinton, as Secretary of State, failed to provide security for the U.S. embassy in Libya which resulted in the death of four United States personnel, including Ambassador Christopher Stevens. These deaths were the direct result of Hillary Clinton's lack of concern for their safety. She did nothing to help them. When Christopher Stevens called at 3am, Hillary Clinton didn't answer the phone. She ignored him. People died.

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Hillary laughing about Benghazi
Hillary laughing about Benghazi

Gassed Jews in Nazi Germany

Most people aren't aware, but Hillary Clinton ordered millions of Jews into gas chambers during World War II in Nazi Germany. She was a member of the Third Reich and was directly responsible for the smooth operation of the gas chambers. Her signature is on the contract with British Petroleum to supply the gas that took the lives of so many. And because she was so intent on having her fingerprints on every aspect of the executions at the concentration camps, she personally pulled the switch to initiate those executions, designing a remotely operated gas chamber operations mechanism.

Sexually Abused Jared Fogle

The career of Jared Fogle, former pitchman for Subway, was tragically derailed in 2015 when police arrested him for the distribution and receipt of child pornography. This wonderful man, who so obviously embodied the values of the Subway restaurant chain and was a symbol of healthy eating to all, started down the road of pornography addiction as the result of being inappropriately fondled by Hillary Rodham Clinton. She touched Jared's private parts when he was a boy and he never lost his fascination for pornography as a result. This is just another example of how Hillary Clinton's so-called advocacy for children is just a giant sham.

The size of Hillary's head in real life.
The size of Hillary's head in real life.

She Was the Sandy Hook Killer

On December 14, 2012, Hillary Rodham Clinton donned an Adam Lanza mask and shot 20 children at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut. Of course, the media and the corrupt justice system pinned the crime on some freaky-looking man-child, but you have to ask yourself: where was Hillary Clinton that day? Nobody has ever shown that Hillary wasn't in Newtown. There are no pictures of her that day. She was mysteriously absent. Several witnesses claim that Hillary Clinton ran from the scene that day. Emails between her and longtime friend, Sidney Blumenthal, mention Sandy Hook as a potential "bombshell" and that nobody can "ever find out."

Broke into Watergate

One of Hillary's first jobs as a lawyer, prior to getting that rapist off, was working for Richard Nixon. During her time, she orchestrated the break-in at the Watergate hotel that resulted in Nixon's resignation. This event proved that there is nothing Hillary Clinton will not do, regardless of her beliefs or political affiliation. Even though she has been a lifelong Democrat, she provided the legal advice for the break-in at the Watergate hotel, which was controlled by Democrats.

Started the Macarena

This may Hillary's most unforgivable crime - she started the Macarena. Though you may think the song is attributable to Los Del Rio, it was not. The group was a front for a liberal think tank out of Washington D.C. organized to develop ways to control the minds of conservatives. According to secret documents unearthed in the most recent Wikileaks email dump, listening to the Macarena more than three times would cause the listener to vote for Democratic candidates, buy foreign cars, read the New York Times, and stop resisting their homosexual urges.

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Hillary Clinton Killed All the Bees

You may be aware of the crisis in food production that has to do with the death of millions upon millions of pollinating honey bees. Essentially, something is killing off all the honey bees and that is likely to reduce food production worldwide. What you probably don't know is that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the cause. She hates bees. In fact, she hates insects of all kind. Apparently, she instituted a policy as Secretary of State that mandated that all State Department employees use chemicals to kill all the insects both inside and outside of any building in State Department control, including all embassies worldwide. The result? The death of millions of honey bees and increased food prices.

Started the Acronym LOL

Don't you just hate it when people end a text or email with LOL for "laugh out loud"? Well, blame Hillary Clinton, she started it, and if ever a thing required a person to spend the rest of her life in jail, that is it. You see, there's a correspondence between Hillary and a reporter in the 1970's when she's asked about being the defense attorney for a man who raped a 12-year-old and the reporter asks her about doing an interview and she responds: "I'd be happy to. I'm very proud of my record and of defending this man. LOL." The rest is history. Next thing you know, she's laughing on tape about this rape and we're left to wonder what kind of hatred this woman has in her heart. LOL

She Broke Up The Beatles

It is commonly thought that Yoko Ono broke up The Beatles. However, this is wrong. It was Hillary Clinton. Although Yoko married John Lennon and then began to exert a certain amount of influence over The Beatles and their decisions, it is not widely known that Hillary dated Ringo for a short time. Like many, she thought that Ringo was being underutilized and that giving him the occasional song like "Octopus's Garden" was a complete insult to his talent. She regarded both Lennon and Paul McCartney as song-writing amateurs and wanted Ringo to have a far more prominent role in writing the songs and naming the albums. According to legend, The Beatles broke up shortly after Hillary demanded that their album following "Let it Be" be called "Ringo Got it Going On!"

She's dressed in red because she's the devil.
She's dressed in red because she's the devil.

She Drove the White Bronco

Remember when O.J. Simpson killed (allegedly) Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman and was chased in a white Ford Bronco by the LAPD? The date was June 17, 1994. Now, I could assert that Hillary Rodham Clinton actually killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman and that it was her DNA they found near the scene and that those gloves fit her perfectly, but I know that isn't the case and I would never make such ridiculous assertions. However, few people realize that, while first lady, she actually piloted the Ford Bronco. Yes, it was Hillary, not Al Cowlings. So Hillary was certainly complicit in the murder. However, the media have spent years covering up this fact.

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crankalicious 7 weeks ago from Colorado Author

Thank you for your comments. Yes, her age is not widely known. It's possible she's a witch. Yet another thing she's lying about.


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gregas 7 weeks ago from Corona, California.

Now we know why she has all these health problems. I didn't know she was that old and that she was that active. But no, she has enough money and influence that she should be able to do what she wants.

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