A Liberal called me a TrollJacker.

Excellent pop culture reference to a long-forgotten comic.
Excellent pop culture reference to a long-forgotten comic.

I had to look it up

I'm still not sure what it means. It's not as creative as Alley Cat-Rat, as another online Liberal anointed me recently. I looked it up with Bing and there's nothing. Nowhere on the Internet is anyone using "TrollJacker", at least as far as Microsoft is concerned. Perhaps Microsoft has better things to do than calibrate slurs.Deploying Google resulted in one unused YouTube account called TrollJacker but nothing more.

I immediately switched on Twitter and registered the name. Now I am TrollJacker on Twitter for all the world to see. I can't wait to begin tweeting all things related to TrollJacker as soon as I find out what that means.

If you can read this, teach a Liberal to read

Nestled comfortably at one end of the American political spectrum resides the Liberal. These folks personify the classic definition of Republican v Democrat:

When someone tells a joke about a crippled child, a Republican says "You shouldn't say that. A Democrat says "You shouldn't be allowed to say that."

I'm dis·ap·point·ed in our public education system as it churns out self-important unmotivated sentient humans fervently believing in Central Planning. Few self-motivate any more. Unless there's a program or a grant or victimhood status glittering on the horizon, far too many folks kick back and get their news from The Daily Show.

I am TrollJacker!
I am TrollJacker!
In context I still don't get it. Evidently I've been turned into cheese.
In context I still don't get it. Evidently I've been turned into cheese.
So much confusion.Even a TrollJacker can't repair this damage.
So much confusion.Even a TrollJacker can't repair this damage.

But Wait! There's More!

This kind-of speaks for itself. I hope.
This kind-of speaks for itself. I hope.
Who can be upset now?
Who can be upset now? | Source
Fluffy Bunny. Just try to be upset after looking at this!
Fluffy Bunny. Just try to be upset after looking at this! | Source

I'm over it.

Not true: it never bothered me in the first place. HubPages is rife with ineffective personal attacks from Leftists.

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nicomp 10 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

tsadjatko : Please repost without links. Let me know if you want me to send you a copy of your post.


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tsadjatko 10 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

can you cut and paste in an email to me? I didn't save a copy of the whole comment as I usually do when commenting with liberals who lie and distort your comments, deleting them when they lose the argument.


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nicomp 10 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

@tsadjatko I just did. Thanks for helping me out.


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tsadjatko 10 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

Hijacking is a type of network security attack in which the attacker takes control of a communication between two entities and masquerades as one of them. So a Trolljacker must be a type of blog attack where the blogger takes control of an internet troll's comments and masquerades as him which begs the question: "Who is the troll?" in your situation.

Or a better explanation is probably that liberals just ignore the facts and always make things up, like the word Trolljacker. You do know LIBERAL is just an acronym for their playbook.

L ie

I nnuendo

B elittle

E vade the question

R aise a straw man

A ssert superiority

L ie some more (lie about lying if you have to, you used to be able to google "lying about lying" and get all kinds of hits on liberals lying about lying - google, Obama's buddies, stopped that)

S peak with dead people (optional Pelosi tactic just search youtube for "pelosi dead people")

Some say liberalism is a disease.

I say it is the symptom and the disease is immorality.


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Gordon Wright 10 months ago

A trolljacker is someone who insists on talking about what the accuser does not want to talk about. This can be either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on which direction it goes.

There is a Freudian concept known as displacement. People obsess Seinfeld style about what is unimportant to avoid talking about something important that they haven't the courage to face. Are you trolljacking towards displacement or away from it and toward what actually matters?


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nicomp 10 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Gordon Wright Thanks for the formal definition. I didn't know I was trolljacking so I can't tell you in what direction I trolljacked. Almost everything I talk about on this site is not important: that might be a clue.


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tsadjatko 10 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

So Gordon, where can that definition be found? Do you have a link to the definition? Or did you just make that up?


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drbj 10 months ago from south Florida

Back in the Dark Ages - so long ago that I can't remember what decade it was - I had a cute little Scandinavian troll on my desk. One day it went missing and I was almost inconsolable. Whoever appropriated it was a troll-jacker. Does that definition help? Happy to be of service, y'know.


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breakfastpop 10 months ago

I approve of whatever you want to call yourself.


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nicomp 10 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drbj, that could be me. I thought i might be a tire-changer for the LOTR pit crew but it felt like a stretch.


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tsadjatko 10 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

Nicomp! DId you steal that hubber's troll? Shame on you!


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nicomp 10 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

@tsadjatko : Everything is my fault.


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aviannovice 9 months ago from Stillwater, OK

I never heard about trolljacker until today. Honestly, I like the ring that it has to it.


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nicomp 9 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

aviannovice : I like it too! You can be TrollJacker if you want, then we will take turns.

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