An Arizona Analogy
Our Apologist and Chief was on T.V. again apologizing for America; this time to the highly regarded guardian of Freedom and Liberty, Felipe de Jesús Calderón, the El Presidente’ of Mexico. We uuuuuhhhhh apologize to the good people of Mexico for this racist, unconstitutional, racial profiling law which by the way I haven’t read nor has my Attorney General or my Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Incompatano. But we don’t have to actually read this or any bill because we know the racism that is harbored by those bitter gun toting racist in Arizona who cling to their guns and religion with an antipathy towards those not like them!
He went on to describe the law in this fashion. Suppose I break into your house, and let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, “No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working And honest (except for when I broke into your house).” But nooooooooooooo, you insist I leave your house because you are selfish. Everyone knows this house is big enough for the both of us but because of your greed you insist that I leave.
Well, Obama continued, according to me and my supporters, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO: Let me stay in your house; feed me; add me to your family's insurance plan; educate my kids; provide other benefits to me & to my family. It’s time we greedy Americans share what we have with our poorer neighbors to the south. And for the record, I’m not going to allow a bunch of Racist in Arizona to stop me from redistributing this country’s wealth which it has horded for far too long. Of course Michelle and I are exempt as are the Pelosi’s, the Kerry’s, Kennedy’s and all of Hollywood because we provide the direction and entertainment the world so sorely needs!
And by the way, don’t try screaming unconstitutional; I’ve already seized upon that defense for my side and If you try to call the police or force my illegal friends out I will call in the Justice Brothers, Reverends Al and Jesse who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. We will also go to your respective places of employment and find out your salary which will also be exposed and used against you.
All this is only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I’m after all hard-working; when I choose to be. I’m also and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house and what a deal it is for me!!!
So Arizona, the sooner you accept; Obama stated, that I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior, the better it will be for the both of us. And by the way, you should learn MY LANGUAGE, so YOU can communicate with ME and better meet my needs!