BLOWING YOURSELF UP IN A BURKA . . . .while having beautiful skin

Magazine Cover
Magazine Cover
In a huddle over a new issue?
In a huddle over a new issue?
Editor?
Editor?
Ready for blowing herself up in a jihad scarf.
Ready for blowing herself up in a jihad scarf.

Al-Qaeda has a new women’s magazine. We will all want to get a copy I’m sure.

It’s called Al-Shamikha meaning The Majestic Woman.

The cover is nice. It has a picture of a machine gun and a silhouette of a woman in a burka.

The magazine is chocked full of pertinent beauty tips like keeping your face covered to preserve your skin and the benefit of honey face masks and the next issue they promise will have many more tips on skin care. Lookin forward to that!

There are more substantive subjects covered too that set out the responsibilities of Muslim women. One of those duties is to raise their children to be mujahideen. That just means be jihad ready, ready to kill and blow stuff up including yourself. Of course it also recommends that ladies get in on the fun. They too can blow themselves up kill a few infidels or Jews because, “From martyrdom, the believer will gain security, safety and happiness.”

There are interviews in the magazine you will enjoy reading also. One woman Umm Muhanad shares the glory in having her husband blow himself up in Afghanistan. She basking in the glow of that I guess.

The editorial section is killer. Here’s sound advice that truly inspires:

“Because women constitute half of the population - and one might even say that they are the population since they give birth to the next generation - the enemies of Islam are bent on preventing the Muslim woman from knowing the truth about her religion and her role, since they know all too well what would happen if women entered the field of jihad. The nation of Islam needs women who know the truth about their religion and about the battle and its dimensions and know what is expected.”

It is speculated that Samir Khan is the brains behind this new exciting publication He is a young man that formerly lived in North Carolina and was the editor behind the magazine Al-Qaeda. This was a publication in English that had articles on how to build in bomb in your mom’s kitchen and articles encouraging jihad. He ran a terror inspired website from his parent’s home and often cited “freedom of speech” rights when questioned. It is believed he has moved to Yemen to study Arabic.

I know your women will have trouble keeping your husbands from reading this issue so hide it. This is strictly women’s stuff.

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breakfastpop 5 years ago

Perhaps if they all wanted to blow themselves up our terrorist problem would be solved! We will never win this battle because these people will never, ever stop the killing.


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

Well, unless we get really, really mad and bomb the shit out of them. Reagan bombed Ghadaffi and he was quiet for a long, long time.

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