Bugged, Bothered and Bewildered Am I

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The BBB

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And The Winner Is....

Good Morning Breakfastpoppers. Today is Wednesday, February 12, 2014. It is time for the second annual Bugged, Bothered and Bewildered Awards. Our friend Buzzy, the Proverbial Fly on the Wall, will be presenting the coveted awards. Please come to the theater this morning. Wear your Sunday best and Buzzy and I will greet you at the door with Mimosas and a smile.

Welcome, my dear human family. We have a fine slate of "winners" this morning awaiting the spotlight. Let's begin the show by presenting Democratic Rep. Gwen Moore of Wisconsin with a BBB Award for her strange explanation of how the troubling CBO report is really good news. The CBO reported that millions of jobs will be lost because of Obamacare. Rep. Moore declared that Americans really don't want promotions for hard work because promotions translate into higher taxes. In her mind, she foresees a brave new world where people work less and relax more. Can life get any better than being unemployed or stuck in a dead end job? By the way. Rep. Moore gives President Obama an 'A" in his second term for not being Mitt Romney! Forgive me Rep. Moore if I ask you to remind me how exactly you got elected.

The next BBB is presented to Congressman Keith Elllison, the distinguished Democrat from Minnesota. Rep. Ellison joins our prior winner in believing that loss of work hours due to Obamacare is a blessing in a very good disguise. After all, Americans work too much anyway when compared to other industrialized nations. He may be right. Standing on unemployment lines all day is very hard work.

A New Way to Govern

Our third award is presented to Rep. Sheila Jackson Le, the distinguished democrat from Texas. Rep. Jackson told her fellow Democrats that they shouldn't stress over getting together to create meaningful legislation. Instead, she told them they should be helping President Obama to create executive orders by giving the POTUS orders that he can enact into law! The sheer audacity of such a proposal has taken our collective breaths away. Please accept this BBB and a pocket addition of the Constitution.

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Fertility Control

Our next BBB is present to former Vice President Al Gore for suggesting that "fertility management" was key to fighting global warming and fostering economic development in poor countries. May I respectfully suggest that you get a hobby other than global warming. You might consider fashioning a canoe out of wood found languishing in the forest so that you can sail blissfully away into the sunset.

This next presentation is truly mind-boggling. Authorities at GITMO have allowed inmates to operate a "Business School Behind Bars". The dean of studies is an accused Al Qaeda financier! I can only suppose that the Obama Administration wants these terrorists to get up to speed before their release when it comes to financing the war on terror. The "student terrorists" already possess the tools to complete their homework. A few years ago they were given laptops and computer lessons!



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Only in Chicagoland!

Students at the University of Chicago are going to be "enjoying" activities during Sex Week. One of the workshops is called "A Taste of Kink". Participants will be experiencing and exploring sensations that are generated by being flogged and electrocuted! There will be plenty of opportunity to learn how to perform better oral sex. Let's not leave out learning how to tie up a sexual partner. There will be courses that teach students how to talk dirty, which is extremely important when going on a job interview. It sounds like a blast, doesn't it?


Sane or Insane?

Are the inmates ruling the asylum?

  • No, I believe these "winners" deserved better than they were given.
  • Yes, the inmates have taken over the schools and the government.
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Time To Say Good-bye...

It's time to call it a day. The "winners" have exhausted my patience and I need to stretch my wings.

Fly me to the moon

And let me live where I am free

Things are so strange on earth right now

That the moon sounds good to me!


Buzzy.....


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Comments 28 comments

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Old Poolman 2 years ago from Rural Arizona

Buzzy - It would seem you are expecting the actions and decisions made by our elected representatives to make sense. I must warn you that if you continue with this thinking you will drive yourself "Buggy."


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Tom Whitworth 2 years ago from Moundsville, WV

Pop and Buzzy,

Great observations and comments. All married couples should hang several pictures of Gore the Bore in their bedroom for foolproof fertility control.


Pino Krisio 2 years ago

POP: I think we have a theme here with the awards: All Democrats!

I am a positive thinker, but such a twist on being unemployed doesn't make any sense. I wonder what the unemployed Dems think of this new "opportunity"! I'm off to the bar. Must get there early, so Buzzy has a place to land (on my wine glass)! ...


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning Mike,

I am already Bugged and now I am extremely Bothered. Meet me at the Inn. My I perch on the rim of your glass and indulge?


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning Tom,

I think a picture of all of the "winners" hung in the dining room could really cut down on ever eating! See you at the Inn. I'll be waiting for you perched on Old Poolman's glass! Pop will be seated.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning Pino,

There was a time when you could be a Dem and not be insane and devoid of common sense. That time has passed. Pino, I will begin the evening perched on Old Poolman's glass and then I will fly ( no pun intended) over to yours!


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carol7777 2 years ago from Arizona

OMG what is happening???? Sometimes I think most of us have our heads in the sand. I really don't know what to say this morning....Maybe by the time I reach the Inn I will have collected my thoughts. For me tonight it is a Margarita from Mexico


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning carol,

It really is impossible to believe that all of this insanity is really happening. Maybe it's just like the fall of the Roman Empire. Before we collapse let's head to the Inn. I think I'll join you in a Margarita!


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billybuc 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

I can say without hesitation that if they had had that kink course in college when I went, I would have been enrolled. LOL Instead we had to learn in the dorm rooms and the privacy issue was a problem.

Great fun; much truth; well done!


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fpherj48 2 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Pop......Your hubs never, EVER fail to slap me smack dab across the STUNNED look on my face as I read the outrageous, incredible news you share with us. Just the type of necessary action for a good old wake up call.

The disease of sheer stupidity is completely out of control. We need Poison Control yesterday.

"Insanity" barely covers it...........UP ++++ and pinned.


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WillStarr 2 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

The absurdity of the Democrats on the 'good news' that Americans are going to opt out of working and live off those of us who do work warrants further examination.

Great Hub, Pop...er...Buzzy!


taxlarry 2 years ago

Buzzy, go put some maggots on these democrap winners!


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The Frog Prince 2 years ago from Arlington, TX

I'm speechless!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear billybuc,

Not only are you resourceful and talented, you like to walk on the wild side! Love it! See you at the Inn.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear fp,

If you are in the mood for a wake-up call, you don't have to go any further than the Dems in Congress. The Repubs are better, but not by all that much! See you at the Inn. It may be the last safe place on earth.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear WillStarr,

I think the stupidity warrants incarceration! See you at the Inn where common sense is thriving.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear taxlarry,

They are maggots! See you at the Inn....


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Frog Prince,

I know, the garbage that these fools spout takes my breath away! See you at the Inn.


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FitnezzJim 2 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

The BBB for Al Gore is particularly appropriate. It is great that he seeks to teach fertility management, for any reason at all. Will this be taught at University of Chicago during sex week? Will it become a future change in fundamental Democratic philosophy? How does he propose we overcome the economic factor where we pay more support to mothers based on how many children they raise?


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear FitnezzJim,

You are expecting way too much from our former V.P. He started this whole climate change extravaganza in the hope of making a great deal of money. This cold weather is a great inconvenience as is all the babies being born who will suck up the oxygen and expel carbon dioxide. I think he lost his mind when he left office. See you at the Inn.


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FitnezzJim 2 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

"I think he lost his mind when he left office."

What a tolerant person you are. His statements and work with respect to the climate change hoopla is indicative of straight ear to mouth type processing, no mind required. Any science or fact involved is coming from elsewhere.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning FitnezzJim,

His science is coming from his love of money and power.


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savvydating 2 years ago

I shudder to think of what Gore's version of "fertility management" means. No doubt, it will be a money maker for him, so what does he care. Disgusting!

I'll buy an extra mimosa for you, Buzzy. You can perch on the rim. We'll talk. See you soon!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear savvydating,

I have to say tat it makes my insect head spin to realize that a man such as Gore rose to the second most powerful spot in the land. Perhaps you humans should be more particular when it comes to choosing candidates to lead your country. Your present situation illustrates my point, don't you think?


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savvydating 2 years ago

I do think so, Buzzy--it makes sense that Clinton chose him, but the rest of America? Not so much. Then came "An Inconvenient Truth" which no serious scientist believes, and they've said so... though their voices are suppressed, by Gore himself (and the UN). So it figures that we would choose yet another "leader" whose lofty ideals are nothing more than the meanderings of the intelligentsia, who apparently know nothing about real life and the fine working class people in it. Karl Marx is an excellent example of what I mean by the "intellectual elite." As I said to someone else recently and here on Hubpages, these elitist live in a world of ideas. Unfortunately, those ideas do not translate into anything practical or useful. Furthermore, they are usually quite destructive to economies and to man, as an individual soul. Thanks for listening, Buzzy.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear savydating,

You are the essence of what it means to be savvy. Obama is a perfect example of an uniformed person who gets captivated by ideas that do not translate into success. I still can't believe that this man rose overnight to become POTUS. People (not me) elected him despite the fact that they knew precious little about him. Then to add insult to injury they did it again!!! We are all suffering now and the worst is yet to come. He is behaving like a dictator and getting away with it. Where is Congress? Where are we? Meet me at the Inn. I will be arriving by dogsled. The snow is unbelievable...


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savvydating 2 years ago

Thanks, my friend. Well, we still have love! Happy Valentines Day to you breakfastpop, and to all of our fine "bugged" friends, who just want what is right and good for America. Amen.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear savvydating,

Wishing you all the best life has to offer....

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