Crazy US Laws Still On The Books

Strange Laws

Did you know that on the books of many US cities are funny laws that are just downright crazy.  Many of these silly laws are never enforced.  However, these crazy laws are still on the books.  Here is a list of "Crazy US Laws" that make no sense.  Some are just silly laws, others are crazy laws, and all of them are funny laws

Strange Laws

Crazy US Laws That Are Strange

  • Crazy US Law from Maryland - You're breaking the law if you take a lion to the movies with you
  • Crazy US Law from Tennessee - You're breaking the law if you eat ice cream on the sidewalk
  • Crazy US Law from Massachusetts - You're breaking the law if you use bullets as currency
  • Crazy US Law from Minnesota - You're breaking the law if you cross the broader with a chicken on your head

Crazy US Laws

Strange US Laws

  • Crazy US Law from Idaho - You're breaking the law if your horse eats a fire hydrant
  • Crazy US Law from Florida - You're breaking the law if you sing in a public place while wearing a swim suit
  • Crazy US Law from Denver - You're breaking the law if you allow dandelions to grow within the city limits
  • Crazy US Law from Indiana - You're breaking the law if you threaten to cut a child's ear off while giving them a hair cut 

Funny US Laws

Silly US Laws

  • Crazy US Law from Alaska - You're breaking the law if you push a moose out of a helicopter
  • Crazy US Law from North Dakota - You're breaking the law if you dance with a hat on
  • Crazy US Law from Colorado - You're breaking the law if you throw a missile at a car
  • Crazy US Law from Kansas - You're breaking the law if you hunt rabbits from a motorboat
     

Silly US Laws

Funny US Laws

  • Crazy US Law - You're breaking the law if you carry an animal bigger than you
  • Crazy US Law from Kentucky - You're breaking the law if you give another man a wedgie
  • Crazy US Law from Montana - You're breaking the law if you have more than one alarm clock ringing at the same time
  • Crazy US Law from Florida - You're breaking the law if you keep a hippo on the roof of a building 

The craziest thing is that none of these "Funny Laws", "Silly Laws", "Strange Laws", "Crazy Laws" would be on the books if someone hadn't done the offense in the first place.

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Comments 6 comments

Rachel 6 years ago

Yeah, like someone would actually take a lion to the movies with them. LOL :)


Patricia 6 years ago

I take my lion to the drive in. :)


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Lady_E 6 years ago from London, UK

Interesting and funny Hub - I am writing on a similar topic and was searching for a Hub to link to it. This seems perfect as you are based in US. Hope you don't mind. Thanks.


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ysdata 6 years ago from Dover, Delaware Author

I don't mind at all. Thanks for the link.


Josep 4 years ago

I take my lion to the movies with me every other wednesday.... How is that wrong???


Jay_x 4 years ago

LOL , why would you do most of these crimes anyway ? :P

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