The Divided States of America

The United States Capitol is the seat of government for Congress.
The United States Capitol is the seat of government for Congress. | Source

Here's Bills Presidential Campaign Annoucement back in Oct 2012, published on Hubpages

Presidential Election 2012:  Announcing My Candidacy For President of the United States
Presidential Election 2012: Announcing My Candidacy For President of the United States | Source
Diagram of Federal Government and American Union, 1862
Diagram of Federal Government and American Union, 1862 | Source

How it all begun!

Recently on the public agenda of the hubpages never never land government that truly doesn't exist in all reality, there was a presidential candidacy announcement of the mega popular and very well known hubpages author known as Bill Holland aka Billybuc.

This dude really knew his stuff, and by the year 2013 he had swept all of his competition off of their digital tail skins, and they all fell flat on their faces, in awe at the fact that his non-funded campaign that began here in never never land, also known as The Divided States of America. Had been Victorious!!!!!!


Rosanne Barr had come close to beating Bill Holland, by 3 votes

Jeannieinabottle's Announcement!

Jeannieinabottle for President 2012
Jeannieinabottle for President 2012 | Source

The Uproah & heated debates prior to his election

Bill was very determined to beat his running mate and right hand virtual side kick, Jeannieinabottle. These two were all set to go at it, at the up and coming elections primary's that was conducted way back in 2012 sometime. They were very anxious to go at it head to head in an out out dual debate, and mostly due to the fact that one Jeannie (her Nick Name I think), was in opposition to much of his full scale assault against current governmental U.S. policy that the true American government he was brought up in, back in the early 1900's or so, had secretly stood for due to them crooked scheme loving politicians. (What a day dream right!)

They threw curse words fourth and back, she caught him in a earlier hubpages scandal when he condemned some official government agencies for not living up to their expectations, during the writing of his controversial hub titled "Human Rights: A Social Contract"

Where Bill states, "This cannot continue! As the Dalai Lama states".

Or was it the other hub of his, man oh man I do forget these things, I read 1 to many hubs I think, oh well. Back to the story, Yeah where was I, oh there. She and Bill had some pretty intense words, but at the end of the intensely pie throwing at one another, and anti-political rhetoric the battle had ended, and they some how shook each others slimy hands.


The Obama Cabinet (2012)
The Obama Cabinet (2012) | Source
This was the Cabinet That Bill Built! with that Dude
This was the Cabinet That Bill Built! with that Dude | Source

Billybuc needed a Cabinet

Oh Bill was ready to put his non-political cabinet together, he ran home and got his trusty handsaw, and Chisel so to engrave his nameplate onto it. He needed the help from some truly kind and gentle super hubber friends, such as Lord De Cross, Curiad (Head of FAA) and Rolly A Chabot, and myself the one and only Cloud Explorer.

Then like a bat from out of hell, he shoved his super cool friends to the side with his once upon a time ex-drinkers elbow, because he saw this cool looking chick magnet dude strolling on by the side of his virtual drive way, and who appeared to be begging for some Facebook change, and he said to the he-she "Hey you over there, yeah You" The silly looking girly-man replied with a turtle looking facial expression, and said "Can you spare me a DOLLAR, I'm Broke like a joke", then Bill had thought to himself before responding, (oh man I got this sucker right where I want him-her.)

Check out much more from the toy story below:


Bill: (says) Dude are you willing to earn some cash, do you want to earn loads of it!

Dude: (says) Yeah man, that would be totally Narly (what ever Narly means) I need me a fix on some cyber sex slaves and all, haven't been able to watch no cyber porn lately.

Bill: (says) Ok well then all you need to do is come help me as my cabinet chief, you will support all of my efforts all the way till the very end, are you in.

Dude: (says) Hells yeah bro! when do I start

Bill: (says) Today, you need to grab that hammer over there, and some nails and lets get to banging these wooden pieces together, once the Cabinet is ready, my campaign shall be set to start in my living room with my wife Bev, and with our trusty Camcorder.


This was one of Bill's top competitors, boy was he good (So foul is his mouth, where's the soap when you need it folks) LMFAO

The grueling 8 years

Bill never thought he would of been re-elected in the year of 2016, but yup he was once again victorious, by using Google+ this time, where his campaign had skyrocketed simply by him and his new Cabinet, as well as Wife Bev who supported him the entire way, as well as the Dude!

They used the new latest Google Hangout upgrades at the time, and Bill established himself as the very first Divided States of America President to be able to craft up his very own government policies from scratch, where he also established a whole new Nintendo D.S. Constitution system (I'm not sure where Nintendo came from Hah!), where all men and women were to be created equal, literally in new Facebook hospital factories so that their births could be seen on it as they also were genetically re-engineered to look identical, to rid his new world of potential social injustice, and unfair unequal treatment, with 100's of pictures of each persons birth shared all across the web via mass repeated FB postings.



Imagine if the incredible Hulk was actually NEO from the matrix

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Facebook Matrix Hospitals

Them god forsaken hospitals were fully equipped with auto feeding Bill Holland paraphernalia attached to the bottom of their images as well, as a brand of faith and that of allegiance to his newly hatched kingdom (like them FB ads). He had also done away with that good ole 'Verichip' the US Justice Department had enforced back in late 2012 (Human verification microchips inserted beneath the skin) to keep track of each and every persons moves (An ancient old Anti-terrorist technique I think).


It wasn't easy though, because everyone had quit working their day jobs by that time, there was absolutely no physical laboring what so ever, and the age of automation, holograms, and virtual slaves had fully take over the globe.

The old United States of America had slowly faded away into the long distant back ground, and Robotech was the new labor force, and long after the Terminator I, II, and III had been destroyed by Bill's digital army of virtual soldiers. This lead him to be the first president to lead us all to victory over them darn cyborgs, in which the Machine world was born, and preparation for the development of the True and living Matrix, before us humans had managed to Knock the moon out of orbit, and dim out the light from the sun!

If Bill only knew that there was an underworld being constructed right beneath his house, and it was known as Zion................

The end. (Right back! at ya Bill LOL)



Zion is real, and we are awaiting Neo's return is he Bill Holland

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oh My God, that was funny....no, it was narly!!!!!!!

What an imagination you have, buddy! We beat out some tough competition on the way to the virtual Oval Office....that one kid looked mean as a snake, but thankfully we kicked his virtual butt to the curb.

You crack me up; this had me laughing the whole way, buddy! Great job for a hurry up hub that you threw together this morning.

Ain't being a writer a blast, Mike? I love every minute of it, and love having you as a brother in arms.

Great job buddy!


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

Hey there Bill you know I got your back bro, I am always willing and on the ready to fire out these pretty intense hubs. You are an inspiration to all of us Bill, and it is my duty to stand by your virtual doorsteps, and make the world known to your intensity you have.

I love you as a person, as a friend and as a writing machine like myself, I just wish we had a real habitat to share words with, like a true life forum arena, it would be so much fun Bill. Thanks for having a great sense of humor, you political hub today was marvelous too.

You still got my vote Bill, I will throw in your Hub now, to seal the deal, Chat with you soon on Facebook.


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Melovy 4 years ago from UK

Mike, I with Bill: this is astonishing given that you wrote it so fast! You certainly have a great imagination!


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Out-freakin'-rageous. This should be "hub of the year'. And besides all that fluff and circumstance, I'd vote for Bill, jeannie, and Cloud in a minute.

A-w-e-s-o-m-e !


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@Melovy, thanks I really jammed it it there today & Billubuc is the best at motivating to crowd, and so I had no other alternative, but to help out his campaign as I had promised him, so that he could win with a land slide victory.

Now if it wasn't for that cool time machine I been using the good ole Delorean from Back To The Future, well I wouldn't of seen it coming from Bill LOL.


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@lrc7815, no way Jose would I be running for anything, LOL.

I have trouble getting off of this darn computer today, and my eyes are always hurting because of to much screen staring I guess, hah!

Thanks though for the kind words you left me here, Bill however has stated he's running for president, and he already won in my E-book.


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Surely you will be part of his "cabinet".


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

Haha! if Bill pulls this one off, he's sure to make many of his hubpages super friends here on hubpages part of his new Legion of Doom, LOL. Nah just joking!


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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

LOL and I whipped the FAA into shape and forever eliminated those dratted use aviation fees!


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@Curiad, Yeah man Bill got me going again off into randomized tangents like usual, but its quite ok, because he's running for president now, and I guess we are going for the long haul with him LOL.

What ever we can do to help support his Cause today, right!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

Hilarious to say the least! This was a quick piece of Mighty Mike's creativity. Thanks for the mentioning CloudExplorer. Hope Billy gets to that real White House one day! Great read pal!


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cclitgirl 4 years ago from Western NC

Narly, dude! Bill Holland for president and you, Cloud Explorer may sit ON TOP of his beautifully built cabinet. hahaha. This is so funny! It's also witty and clever and a great breath of fresh air. Nice!


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@Lord De Cross, thanks bro,

Me, you, Bill, Curiad, and Chabot will definitely sweep the fake candidates from off their feet for sure in the up and coming elections LOL (:


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@cclitgirl, Thanks for your super smooth comment there, That cabinet better be strong, because it needs to house all four of us Old fogies......Hehe!


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rfmoran 4 years ago from Long Island, New York

Very funny. I see that Bill enjoyed it too. I think your suggestion for a cabinet is excellent.


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@rfmoran yeah man I tried my best to make that cabinet thingy appear as strong as ever, LOL, Thanks bro for stopping by & sharing.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Made me LOL..Very clever, you dream BIG...


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Awesome Dude! Ultra Narly! And freakin' funny, too! This could be a screenplay for a black comedy that would be a riot! the hubpages pres. and cabinet running conjointly with whichever asshole 'wins' this asshole election! (please forgive my lack of 'political' correctness..(and the pun..))..

On the other hand, CE - i do believe i'd be a wonderful cabinet member, no?

lol...voting and twitting and sharing..


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City Author

@ImKarn23, You know how I do, I try to liven things up a bit on the web, and thanks to our good friend Bill who's running for president today, it made it much easier to come up with such a hub LOL

I love your sarcasm, it is smooth, and very funny as well, thanks for sharing your awesome comment, and for paying my hub here some hublove.

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