Fun Facts about Free Stuff
Free Stuff Fun Facts
Sentient beings long for free stuff. No self-respecting human can resist the allure of cost-free big screen televisions, cars, computers, and designer watches. Oodles of tchotchke offerings keep us coming back for more. Everybody wants a bargain. We won't buy anything unless it's on sale, marked down, or 1/2 off.
The Internet provides a virtual repository of gratis merchandise. Join us on our quest for free stuff and fun facts.
The Freebie Forum
Look no further than The Freebie Forum (TheFreebieForum.com) for big ticket free stuff. At last check, a Samsung 48" 3D LED television, a Gucci handbag, a membership to Gold's Gym, and Southwest Airline Tickets were being flogged on the homepage. A veritable cornucopia of popular topics offering a literal cornucopia of goods and services are presented in a clickable menu at the left side of the page:
- Golf Clubs
Dive in with both of your typing fingers. Indulge yourself in the free stuff available at The Freebie Forum.
Turn left at Springfield, bypass Shelbyville, stop for gas in Capital City, and continue on to Sampleville (Sampleville.com) for more free stuff than you can shake a mouse at. Should your concept of fun embody free samples of name brand foodstuffs and personal care products... welcome home. Fill out a very brief questionnaire to unlock coupon nirvana. Give up your name and email address in exchange for discounts on stuff that you probably purchase anyway.
Sampleville is home to free:
- Meal Plans and Recipes,
- Coupons and Samples, and
- Health Products and Savings.
(You must be at least 18 and live in the United States, but don't we all?)
Free Deal of the Day
A sense of urgency makes a free offer even more tempting. Visit Free Deal of the Day (FreeDealofTheDay.com) for free offers with very short life spans. We can't tell you what might be free tomorrow, but a snapshot of recent free stuff included an Apple Mac Book Pro. Being awarded a free laptop, even an Apple, would be a good thing. FreeDealOfTheDay is a clearinghouse of products being offered online at little or no cost. Bookmark the site and check back daily.
Give us Free Stuff
Don't let life roll over you! Stand up for your human right to free stuff. Assert yourself by pointing your browser toward Give Us Free Stuff (GiveUsFreeStuff.com). Take advantage of all the Internet has to offer. Stop paying for your stuff; you deserve to get it all for free. This site provides innumerable links, blogs, hints, tips, videos, and daily affirmations all designed to plunk you squarely into the free stuff zone. You gotta love a web address that starts with a verb:
Give us Free Stuff! (.com)
Look for a voluminous vertical menu extending virtually hundreds of pixels down the left side of the home page. Choose between free stuff menu items such as:
- Free Samples
- Free Stuff
- Saving Money
- Almost Free
- Printable Coupons
- Free Trials
- Free Money
- Find a Job
- Free Debt Relief Help
Free Stuff HQ
As children we loved our tree houses. We draped sheets over card tables and hid inside. We played cowboys and indians in the back yard. Rarely did we dare to dream of a headquarters where we might find free stuff. As (18 years or older) adults we have the privilege of moving beyond childish gathering places and visiting the place where free stuff coalesces into rows and columns of glowing HTML goodness. We may frequent the nexus of free stuff; the Free Stuff Headquarters (FreeStuffHQ.net).
FreeStuffHQ (.net, not .com) includes a searchable database of gratis samples for everything from Kleenex to iPods. Reveal to them your email address to receive free samples updates directly from the HQ of items that would be free.
Look under the Free Video section for an opportunity to order an Ocean Avenger video. The Ocean Avenger, although seemingly named after a Greenpeace superhero, is a CNC machine used in a beam fabrication and beam drilling production facility. FreeStuffHQ (.net, not .com) has configured a special deal that allows you to own a copy of the marketing video for Ocean Avenger products. Long live free stuff.
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