Hillary Makes My Head Hurt

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Buzzy Needs an Aspirin

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Monday, September 5, 2016. Our busy friend, Buzzy, is at the breakfast table this morning. His little head is racked with pain. Hillary Clinton and her lies have put him over the edge. Please join Buzzy for breakfast this morning. He is serving scrambled eggs and bacon. I will be serving Irish coffees. If you have a few aspirin to spare, Buzzy would appreciate being the recipient of them. Hillary is making him sick. Please hurry over.

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A Document Dump

Thank you all for joining me this morning. Your company and your aspirin have done wonders for my mood. The beginning of the Labor Day week-end was an optimum time for the FBI to release dozens and dozens of pages from their probe into Hillary Clinton's use of personal e-mail. Clearly, the government has a very low opinion of the American people. They were counting on the fact that all Americans would be stuffing their faces with hotdogs for four days straight, having no time to even consider one page of their document dump. For those few people who were curious about the reports, I am quite sure they were put off by all the redacted pages. Once the dismay over the blanked out pages was digested, it was time to come to grips with the fact that the Secretary of State didn't have a clue about the classification system. Imagine that, the Secretary of State testified that she had no idea what the giant "C" meant before a paragraph in an email marked Confidential. She said she thought it had something to do with the alphabet. She went on to further insult our collective intelligence by saying that she didn't pay attention to the level of classified information that she was privy to. Her memory failed her when she was asked about any training she received with regard to the handling of federal records. The fact that FBI Director James Comey bought her naivete is just as appalling as Clinton's attempt to explain away her carelessness. Before we go on, could someone please pass me another aspirin?

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Where's the Laptop?

Just to add more fire to the Clinton pot, let's consider the fact that the Clinton team seems to have lost a laptop filled with her emails. Unbelievably, the laptop was lost in the mail! A thumb drive was also lost. Somewhere out there is a laptop and a thumb drive filled with sensitive information. It is either floating around in a post office somewhere or it is sitting in the hands of people who shouldn't be privy to state business. James Comey has admitted that her email system could have been remotely accessed by foreign hackers. Clinton's secretive and caress action put all of us at risk, and yet the FBI did not see fit to hold her responsible for her actions. Could someone please spare another aspirin, please?

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Sweeping it Under the Rug

Tons of emails were deleted from Clinton's private email server. Bleachbit is a special program designed to prevent recovery of documents. Clinton used that program to destroy evidence. Bill Clinton's aides smashed some of Hilary's devices to bits with a hammer. I guess all the details about Chelsea's wedding were too private for the public to see. I suppose the FBI just didn't feel the use of Bleachbit and hammers damning enough to recommend she be charged. After all, it's not like she burned down the State Department. I'll take another aspirin, please.

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She Can't Remember

When the FBI questioned Clinton about her emails, she just couldn't remember a thing. In fact, she repeated those words at least 40 times during her questioning. After playing down the state of her health, she decided to use her December 2012 fall as a handy excuse for her inability to recall anything. She was asked by the FBI to give an example of how a federal document is classified. Hillary didn't have a clue about the process. She also couldn't remember when she got her security clearance. Her concussion is responsible for her lapses of memory. Actually, "Lapses" is a fairly generous word to describe Hillary's inability to remember things like who had access to her Blackberry or why she didn't get a secure Blackberry. She just couldn't remember or recall a thing. Sorry FBI, blame it all on her "health Incident" which affected her then, but not now. I am just a fly on the wall, but all of this makes me sick. The lying is out of control and the FBI's reluctance to do anything about it is disgusting and dangerous. All I can say is the Clinton's must have pictures, tons of pictures. Can I have one last aspirin for the road?

Buzzy's Song

Fly Me to the Moon

And let me live where I am free

Life down here on earth

Is way to much for me!

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jackclee lm 3 months ago from Yorktown NY

Great hub as usual. As it is customary with the Clintons, in the 1990s, Bill Clinton did the same thing. It was called scandal fatique. There were just so many scandals that after a while, people just got tired of following them... It is not a shock any more. For whatever the reason, there seems to be plenty of Clinton defenders who will say and do anything to cover for their miss deeds. I am surprised by the actions of Comey and the FBI. It goes to show how power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Make no mistake about it. The Clinton's are all about power at any cost. They are a cancer on our political process.


Jennifer 3 months ago

Buzzy and Pop,

Hilary must think we are all morons. Well maybe we are because she is getting away with criminal behavior. The media is just sickening at this point.

I do hate to admit but many Americans are eating burgers this weekend and can care less. Unfortunately those same Americans will vote and that is horrifying.

I'm not sure if I need an aspirin or a drink, I think both.


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Good Morning jackclee,

I shouldn't be surprised by the number of people out there willing to defend Hillary at all costs I shouldn't be, but I am surprised. There is so much evidence proving how unfit she is to lead this nation, that not being aware of it or ignoring it is criminal. Hillary and her supporters all belong in prison! See you at the Inn.


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Good Morning Jennifer,

I listened to a Hillary supporter defend her criminal behavior on TV this morning. I came very close to blowing up the set. He referred to her emails as old news. There is no way to break into the mind of a Hillary supporter, because there is brain damage in abundance. See you at the Inn. A drink seems like a good idea.


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Tom Whitworth 3 months ago from Moundsville, WV

Pop and Buzzy,

Hillary once again shows her utter lack of respect for the American people with her magic memory loss. She is a FELON plain and simple.


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billybuc 3 months ago from Olympia, WA

You aren't alone. She makes the heads of us flaming liberals hurt like hell as well. The battle cry "wait for four years" is ringing in my head. :) Happy Monday my friend.


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Dont Taze Me Bro 3 months ago from Tazeland Islands

What flaming liberal doesn't love her? If she makes your head hurt I'd say you aren't a flaming liberal, unless of course you plan to vote for her anyway, that is the definition of a flaming liberal.

Pop, keep your chin up, when it comes to pulling the lever I have faith even many liberals will have a hard time casting their vote for a criminal like Hillary and people who have never voted because of their disdain for the politicians and politics of old will vote because there is an alternative to the corrupt politicians they are so familiar with. You know polls don't even reflect the sentiments of those who aren't likely voters. Those who don't vote may be voters this time around, you can count on that because I know some and that's what they say.


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fpherj48 3 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Buzzy & Pop....Easy on the aspirin Buzzy, you'll get heartburn. You say you already had heartburn? I know what you mean, me too. Unfortunately, headaches & heartburn are the least of our problems...now and in the future, "IF" (I can't even print the words)....

I had something really important I wanted to say, but I can't remember what it was. Sorry. I hope you understand that this isn't intentional.

Have a nice day......ah...er....um...Who are you again?


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Good Morning Tom,

She is a felon who doesn't have to serve time. Instead, our inept government allows her to be free to torture and lie to all of us. If she wins, she should be put under house arrest! See you at the Inn. Let's have a Hillary for prison party.


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Good Morning, billy,

She makes the heads of all thinking people hurt regardless of their political leanings. The key word here is "thinking" and that is lacking in much of the voting population. See you at the Inn. We are having a Hillary For Prison Party. Wear orange!


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Good Morning Taze,

The election may be painful, but it will be interesting. Many voters are not really telling the truth about their vote. See you at the Inn. We are having a Hillary For Prison Party. Wear orange or stripes!


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Good Morning fp ( or is it pf?)

The Clintons are idiots when it comes to excuses, but their faithful lackeys are even dumber which is exactly why they are still around. I would like to see both of them in prison. On that cheery note, see you at the Inn. I am hosting a Hillary For Prison Party. Wear orange or stripes. A ball and chain might make a nice addition, as well.Oh, I am serving bread and water!


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lambservant 3 months ago from Pacific Northwest

I know this completely out of the realm of possibility, but for argument's sake, let's say she's truthful in saying she didn't understand all these very important protocols while emailing, she can't remember anything due to memory problems due to her injury, I'd love to hear her explain to the American people why people should trust her ability to be president of the United States if she couldn't understand or remember anything as Secretary of state? Her answer is the American people are stupid and gullible. Oh my, I'm in need of aspirin too.


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Dont Taze Me Bro 3 months ago from Tazeland Islands

You just hit the nail on the head lambservant. That is THE reason liberals have to lie about everything they do, have done and especially the policies they advocate (like Obamacare, not a tax, you can keep your doctor, your rates will go down...).

If they told the truth it would be obvious they are unqualified and no sane person would vote for them or their policies, PERIOD!


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Dear lamb servant,

There is no excuse for her state of mind, whether it was real( I doubt it) or manufactured. She should have stepped down as Secretary of State if she cared about our country. The same is true now. The truth is that her lust for power overshadows everything. See you at the Inn. We are having a Hillary For Prison Party.


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lambservant 3 months ago from Pacific Northwest

That's funny Pop. And then again...


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fpherj48 3 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

pop......It's PFFFFFFFFTT! which is my final word on this entire fiasco!

Throw in some cheese and sauce for dipping and I'll attend your party!


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Dear lambservant and fp,

If it were just bread and water being served it wouldn't be fun. There will be cheese and crackers, as well.


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Stragw 2 months ago from Lake Orion, Michigan

Hello Breakfastpop

When you think about anyone else that has done something unethical or against the law you will find no one that can compare to Bill and Hillary. Case in point, Richard Nixon. After the Watergate scandal he resigned and was never involved in anything questionable since. In fact, he became the elder statesman that other politicians went to for advice. However, the Clintons are a rare breed. They will never be anything but corrupt. Heck, their bucket list will have unethical as the main theme. Their last dying breath, their last final wish will involve some kind of corruption. This is just who they are.


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breakfastpop 2 months ago Author

Good Morning Straw,

Your description of the Clintons is totally accurate. What I find disturbing is their ability to get away with it all. The fact that so many people accept their corruption as par for the course speaks volumes about our nation today. See you at the Inn.


teaches12345 2 months ago

I don't know if aspirin is enough to erase all the frustration and headaches this woman causes. She easily forgets or loses important items -- can we trust her to run the nation?


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breakfastpop 2 months ago Author

Good Morning teaches,

I wonder if Hillary is even capable of telling the truth. She has been lying for decades. See you at the Inn.

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