I’m Not As Worried About The Illegal Immigrants As Much As I’m Worried About The White Trash Americans
You know who they are, they are the ones with the beat up cars with no license plate or probably insurance, smoking cigarettes in the face of their fourteen children of different ages (each fathered by a different father), leaving their Big Gulp in a parking space for you to run over, only to discover that it’s filled with cigarette butts from what would seem like a month but are really from three days in the back of their Ford Escort. They end their poor sentences (when they make complete ones) with prepositional phrases at the end, “I seen him yesterday at that place where you’re at.” Ugh, it sends a shudder down my spine. And in all their unkempt appearance and supposedly lack of funds they seem to manage to have their hair dyed and be on a cell phone. So when it comes to worrying about people who are sucking the system and my patience dry, I’ve found it’s much more about the white trash than it is the illegal immigrants. I’m not as worried about the illegal immigrants as much as I’m worried about the white trash Americans – Don’t Get Me Started!
I can feel you getting uncomfortable all ready. And guess what, I like it. That’s right, we need to realize that all these well to do white “Christian” people who want to get rid of anyone of color in this nation who have deluded themselves into believing that they built this country with their lily white hands need to start to turn the mirror onto their own race for a change. Between the lack of funding for schools and the popularity of American Idol becoming a “career choice,” all of us Americans are getting a little dumber each day and the really bad part is that we’re passing it down to our children. My parents wanted me to be a doctor or lawyer (come on, we’re Jews after all) but what aspirations do the white trash have for their kids? Sure some may put them in “beauty pageants” but that’ll only take them until twenty when I guess they expect them to marry or just have at least six kids by then. Can someone with no education and less drive and determination that a common garden slug really be a good parent? I think not.
So here we go, you knew I was going to get there. I saw a woman get out of her car (throwing litter about as she got out), the cigarette hanging from her mouth and a cell phone attached to her ear as she spewed obscenities to whoever was on the other end of the phone. Her six year old looking child got himself out of the passenger side of the car (right, the kid should have been in the back seat and in a proper seat) and closed the car with a “crunch” as the side of the car had been all plowed into at one point by the evidence of its appearance. As the kid went around the back of the car, almost into traffic, the mother started screaming obscenities to the child about being “f-ing stupid” for walking near traffic. And so I thought, “What kind of life does this child have or will he have as he grows?”
To all of the “Christians” out there who don’t think it’s a healthy environment for a child to be brought up in a home with parents of the same sex, I say get out more often and see what is really raising the next generation and you’ll be begging us gays to take the next generation and clean them up like we did your inner city neighborhoods. We cleaned up cities, creating jobs and increasing property values, what makes you think we’re not going to do that with our children?
Still, to some the real enemies are those Mexicans who come over the border and give birth thus giving birth to an American citizen. Most of these undocumented workers are at least working folks I can’t say the same for the white trash population. Sure, I think that if you work in America, live in America or buy in America you should pay taxes. But I can’t help but think that the politicians behind these immigration efforts are more about their own political gain and helping the white man feel as though there are still more of “us” than there are of “them.” Before we start trying to “clean the borders and their English up” I wish someone would spend a little more time cleaning up the white trash population that seems to be increasing daily. I get that condoms are expensive and another baby means more welfare. And why not have another Nathan Nascar Thompson Jr. to add to your collection of kids if it means more welfare? But at some point we’re going to have to take the education of these white trash kids more seriously and help them out of the scummy world their uneducated and toothless parents brought them into because if we don’t we’re doomed to have The Jerry Springer show become the Sixty Minutes of the next generation. Or has it all ready? I’m not as worried about the illegal immigrants as much as I’m worried about the white trash Americans – Don’t Get Me Started!
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