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Liar! Liar! Globe on Fire!

Updated on May 8, 2014
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Baby, It's Hot Outside!

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Thursday, May 8, 2014. Our delightful French friend, Ant Antoine, is with me at the breakfast table. He has spent a considerable amount of time reviewing the "hot" topic of climate change, and he would like to shed some light on the subject. Please join us for breakfast this morning. Antoine has baked fresh chocolate croissants that he will be serving with piping hot Irish coffees. See you soon.

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Be Afraid!

Bonjour mes amis. Il est moi, Antoine. President Obama's White House increased the hysteria about global warming this week, by releasing the National Climate Assessment report. This dramatically inaccurate report is filled with untruths designed to get things going once more when it comes global warming. Recently, the climate alarmists were exposed for making assertions and predictions that simply weren't true. Not to be deterred by scientific evidence they are making another end run in the hope that they can "light a fire" under the naysayers. They are facing an uphill battle, because recent polls show that most Americans are "just not into it."


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So Much Ice!

The report released by the Obama Administration states that " In Arctic Alaska, the summer sea ice that once protected the coasts has receded." In point of fact, global sea ice is above average and for this time of year it is at its highest level in 30 years. Why let a fact like this stop the push for a global initiative to fine developed nations like us into oblivion because of our hefty carbon foot-print. If only we would pick one day a week to stop breathing, the world would be a better place.

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Floods, Droughts!

The NCA report stated that "the frequency and intensity of some extreme weather events are increasing." Not so fast, global alarmists! A recent report from The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change concluded that there isn't a case for extreme weather increases. They saw no trends in the occurrences of flood, droughts, hurricanes or tornadoes. The fun part of this report is that the panel's analysis was predicated on information provided by the administration's own National Climatic Data Center. Oops!

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Run! Sea Levels are Rising!

The NSA report declared that sea levels are rising. Before you head for higher ground, keep in mind that sea levels have been rising since the last ice age. The actual data shows a slowing of late, so let's cool our collective jets and remain calm. The administration and the United Nations won't appreciate our composure, but do it anyway.

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Follow the Money!

Let's cut to the chase here. All this hysteria is not about global warming, cooling, floods, droughts and too much breathing. It is about money and power and a re-distribution of wealth. This is about squashing the reports that don't prop up the global alarmist fanatics. In 2013, more than 70 scientific studies were published showing that it is the activity of the Sun and not man-made CO-2 that controls climate. What a bummer, if you happen to be President Obama, Al Gore or the United Nations. Scientists believe that global cooling is already occurring. That may be the most "inconvenient truth" of all.


Antoine's Song

Let's go children of the homeland

The day of reckoning has arrived

Against you tyranny's ugly flag is raised!



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