No Defense but a Good Offense
Uhhhhhh Hello Pop; this is your Premier, I mean Uhhhhhh President
Glad you enjoyed my Labor Day weekend radio address; you did didn’t you? Anyway, of course I blamed Bush; you didn’t expect me to tout my own economic failures did you? By now even the most hard core stupid among you have got to be waking up and realizing I don’t have a clue. Like that first great American Cowboy; no not George Herbert Walker Bush, John Wayne said, “life’s tough but it’s even tougher when you’re stupid!” Well on November 2, 2008 there were enough American Stupidoes to elect me.
I uhhhhhhh will continue to blame former President Bush as long as my Regime’s Propaganda Ministers at ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and MSNBC keep supporting the message. They will preface each and every bit of bad economic news with “now for more on President Obama’s inherited the recession.” Uhhhhh is the blame game kinda like that 60’s song the Name Game? You remember the Name Game; Shirley, Shirley Shirley Bo Birley Banana Fanna Fo Furley Fe Fi Mo Murley Shirley. You say surely, at least one of my advisors has suggested I stop pinning all my problems and my lack of success on President Bush; all I got to say about that is Don’t call me Shirley! Boy I kill me; Barrack you still got it!
Hey, Poppy Baby, regarding that that middle class families feeling the "sting" of stagnant incomes and declining economic security for ten years line; remember I just read the lines, someone else writes them. I have no idea what that means. As far as demonizing companies for receiving tax breaks; anyone receiving tax breaks should be demonized. If they are receiving tax breaks it means there is less money for my Regime to Redistribute which is definitely a bad thing. Wall Street, Shmall Street, that’s just a place where the Fat Cats hang out, they need to go out and get real jobs; Union Jobs. I may not know much but I do know this, the middle class must go; there’s no place for it in my Old European style Bourgeois Society which I am striving to create here in this country. That racist entity, the middle class, has robbed the poor people of this country for far too long and I intend to do something about it.
Finally something we can agree on, every American deserves to own a home? As for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac they are just extensions of Barney Mae and Maxine Mac; their two greatest defenders. Also I have no problem recommitting myself to my values; From Each According to Their Ability to Each According to Their Need; that my dear Pop is the new American Dream. As you stated investments in roads and bridges and high speed railroads would lead to thousands of jobs in the private sector, that’s why there will be no such investment. The deliberate self inflicted paralysis leveled against this country’s economy is not yet completed; as such the money that should be directed towards such projects will continue to be held in abeyance for use in tough districts where our Democrat Candidates are in tight races,
Pop, those pesky small businesses will come around; they either create jobs and pay their fair share of the health care bill or; well I’ll send out Rham to make them a deal they Can’t Refuse! Taxes have dropped for most Americans; the Americans I care most about; the ones that don’t pay any taxes to start with!
Thanks Pop; I needed a good belly laugh; not much to find humor in these days. Anyway, compensate homeowners who pay their mortgages on time and who saw the value of their home decrease; you mean rewarding the suckers that play by the rules; Pop you are kidding right; that’s hilarious! As for those retired people who paid off their mortgages; my health care plan has no place for these people in it; they simply must vanish; die off. How better to accomplish that than to have them thrown in the street so they will freeze or starve to death. Now how can that happen if they paid off their mortgages? Yes, those smarty pants created quite a dilemma for me!
Anyway, Uhhhhhhh gotta go for now; thanks for that beautiful Somewhere in Kenya a Village is Missing its’ Idiot tee shirt; I’m wearing it right now. I have no idea what it means but I love the Green and Gold colors.