Now That Bin Laden Is Taking Responsibility For The Underwear Bomber...
I guess none of us (the world over) were surprised that Bin Laden has claimed responsibility for the failed underwear bomber on Christmas day. I do find it a little odd that he wanted to take responsibility for something that wasn’t even successful but I guess like any celebrity, it’s good to keep your name out there in the Press. Mission accomplished. But I started to think about all of the other stuff in the world that has been less than great and I was just sort of hoping Mr. Bin Laden, that you might take responsibility for all that “yuck” too. Now that Bin Laden is taking responsibility for the underwear bomber, here are some other things I’d like him to accept responsibility for – Don’t Get Me Started!
First and foremost, since he all ready is taking responsibility for one moron, I’d like him to accept responsibility for some other morons besides underwear boy. I’d like him to take responsibility for Pat Robertson who told the world (and his many followers who continue to send him enormous amounts of money) that the people of Haiti made a pact with the devil and now they were getting their due as it were. I’d like Bin Laden to take responsibility for this and actually all of the religious zealots in our country who are just as whack (in my humble opinion) as any terrorists (hello, Mormons are you all listening?). Also appearing on the list of morons would be the entire Fox news team which now includes Sarah Palin. We all know it would make these right wingers break out in a rash if they were even uttered in the same breath with Bin Laden so I’d like Laden to put them on his list as well and take responsibility for them attacking human decency. All of the above are always so good about waving the American flag and discriminating against their fellow Americans like us gays and anyone who isn’t white that I think Bin Laden should take them as his responsibility cause God knows, most of us sane Americans don’t want to accept responsibility for these hate mongers with their televised moronic rants.
The skinny jean (and everyone who is wearing them when they know they shouldn’t oughta be). I’m convinced that we’ll find out that the skinny jean is giving everyone cancer because it’s compressing their lower body and pushing their abdomens over their waistbands causing not so much a gastric band procedure as much as it’s causing an eye sore. No doubt Bin Laden is behind these to make us look like Dr. Seuss characters and hinder our ability to run away from him and other terrorists quickly. And while we’re on the subject, he can take responsibility for cancer too.
The more I think about this the more I like it. I want Bin Laden to start making daily speeches about everything he’s responsible for and maybe that way someone somewhere can wise up enough to find and kill the son of a bitch! If Sarah Palin shot him from a helicopter I think I’d even vote for her as President (just a little incentive there, Mrs. Palin). There are far too many things for me to add to this list but feel free to do your own adding and then we’ll send the letter to the North Pole and hope he answers it or at the very least maybe Santa will forward it to him for after all, Santa knows where everyone is and if they’ve been naughty or nice. And think of it, has there ever been a better good vs. evil pairing than Bin Laden and Santa? I’ve got my money on Santa. But now that Bin Laden is taking responsibility for the underwear bomber, here are some other things I’d like him to accept responsibility for – Don’t Get Me Started!
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