Obama's Bloopers and Blunders

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April 20, 2011

If you ask the media or a liberal, President Bush was one stupid kinda guy. He was just one big stupid head according to the liberal consensus.

Right.

If you ask the same lot, their, guy, their President (or any Democrat for that matter) is a genius. Yes, the ever-eloquent Barrack Hussein Obama is a prodigy of unparalleled merit.


Right.

In fairness, he’s probably the best politician since Bill Clinton, but that’s not the point. Being a good politician does not a smarty-pants make...

The next time a liberal says how brilliant and clever Mr. Obama is, point them right back here to this Hub if you would please.

How do we love your blunders Mr. Obama? Let me count the ways…

There are countless examples of the consummate Flip Flopper or dare we say The“Liar, liar pants are on fire” POTUS. Someone has made a neat concise listing of the top 100 Obama flip and flops and other cagey actions.

http://www.humblelibertarian.com/2009/04/first-100-days-list-of-100-of-obamas.html

For your viewing enjoyment

He’s sure a slickster alright! I think Slick Willie has a bit of competition with this smooth operator.

How many times have we seen the Bush video where Mr. Bush tried to go out a locked door? 100, 200 or more times? Funny how the media ignored this Obama blunder practically within hours of him taking the oath. This video shows him is trying to walk into a window (no door here) along with other colossally goofy and inept things this man says and does…

Are you a “typical white person?” Imagine if George Bush uttered, a “typical black person?” Pretty bone-headed thing to say but this racist who attended a racist radical anti-American church for over 20 years became our President! I still ask myself, how did that happen?

Off his teleprompter he’s an aggregate brainiac to be sure.

Corps or Corpses? Mr. Obama attended the funeral of an American hero, the dazzling orator, our brilliant President didn’t bother to take the time to find out the difference between a “corpseman” and a corpsman. His teleprompter apparently had a glitch with the phonetically correct pronunciation that day…Perhaps flash cards would have helped...

[Wagging my finger here] Shame on people who didn’t bother to look into the company he kept and the preacher he called his mentor but still ignorantly voted for him:

I keep hammering this issue for two reasons. Liberals keep bringing it up. Liberals keep blaming Mr. Bush for Mr. Obama’s sins. They comment here and I read and watch their comments about how dumb Mr. Bush no less any Republican, Conservative or in particular, Christian Conservative are. This nonsense is repeated all over the place. I must speak out about it. Call it a compulsive obsessive need. When people lie, I tend to call them out.

The second reason is the media continues to perpetuate the myth that George W. Bush is an idiot. I have a revelation for those lost in the utter darkness: he's not.


When will people of a liberal/progressive bent wake the heck up and ignore that thrill running up their leg?

I don’t know about you, but when I heard those words from Chris Matthews, I believe I threw up in my mouth (just a little). I'm not certain I felt a thrill running anywhere, I do know I was repulsed all over my body when Matthews said that…[shuddering as I write this just thinking about it]

Let’s be real folks. Even if you don’t watch any of these videos, or pay attention to how inept a President Mr. Obama is, just how smart can a guy be when he picks Joe Biden for his VP? That alone should be clue number uno—this Dude’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

For the record, I actually like Joe Biden. He seems to be a nice man, and ever since he got those hair plugs, I’m kinda crushin’ on the guy. So it’s really nothing personal. But let’s face it, ole Joe’s only got one oar in the water.

A whole lot like our beloved Mr. Obama. Two peas in a pod as they say!

Again, nothing personal. Mr. Obama makes a good cover for GQ. It's just that I'm all about the truth and the truth is, the liberals want to make him out to be a Messianic Einstein. I'm here to say: NOT.

On November 2012 don’t you dare pay attention to any thrill running up any part of your anatomy. Vote the Obama administration dead in the water.

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rkhyclak 5 years ago from Ohio

I can guarantee that neither Obama or Biden causes a thrill on ANY part of my anatomy. A wretch and a heave? Yes. A thrill? Oh heck no. Well done Carol. Up, useful & funny :)


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Thanks Babe! You're a hoot, love seeing your comments rkhyclak!


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breakfastpop 5 years ago

How about Matthews drooling over Obama's little boy smile. I took to my bed for the entire day. i have to say that Obama supporters remind me of the OJ Simpson jury. Even if they actually saw OJ committing murder in front of them they would have set him free. The same with Obama. Even though he is destroying our nation right in front of them, he will still be their man. Up and awesome and useful too!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Precisely Pop. As usual you are SPOT ON!


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Obama can do no wrong with liberals, just as George W. Bush could do no right.


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Come on Patti, you know damn well poor O.J. was framed. (put down the bat, I was just kidding!)

Excellent Hub cjv. We have to make sure that our first "sorta Black" President is a one termer. I don't take cheap shots, or bash Obama, but this arrogant, dumb ass is the greatest security threat since the Cuban Missile Crisis. I know, I know, it sounded like I just bashed him, but I didn't. I was actually taking the high road here. He's much worse than that. (laughing) Thanks for a great hub. I just wrote one on Obama last week, and I really enjoyed this.

jim


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

Morning all. The only genius in this man is his ability to read from a teleprompter. Those aren't his words BTW so don't be fooled.

It isn't what he says, watch his actions. That speaks volumes.

3 Stars to Carol on this one. Hit the nail on the head.

And by the way, why is it that we still can't see Obama's grades in school? I'm just askin'...

The Frog


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poorconservative1 5 years ago

Great Hub, this is another example of the total bias of the liberal media. Remember when G. W. was Prez. and gasoline was less than it is now. We never heard the end of how p***ed off the public was because gas prices were so high. Now, with Obama in office, you barley hear a word about it, and if you do, they try to convince you that it's not his fault.

Thanks

Chuck


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

Cj,

wonderful- smear of proof of what a stupid mess this guy is-I gotta say-when Bush made gaffs on speaking he was labeled a cretinwit spittle dripping out his mouth into a drool cup. I did not see many of these- You know why as well as I do- I want to reitterate- I do not care what the color of his skin is-thats a nonsequetor there.

But- the left does not look at it that way "we" are racists - for looking at him and saying he is a socialist I am tired of defending my point of view. It is just sick- how the tables have turned and the Libs just whine about it, how the tables have turned. The left "CAN'T JANDLE THE TRUTH".

TH


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Poor Conservative - I KNOW! My husband and I have been saying that repeatedly. The media was SCREAMING it was all Bush's fault, doing these huge newstory segments always implying it's Bush's payback to his rich oil buddies, yadda, yadda, yadda...

Where are those idiots now?? Obama TOLD US he wanted to make gasoline and electricity cost prohibitive before he even became President. MAN the people that voted for him make me mad!

Thanks for your comments!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

So very true Tom. Bush never sounded one fraction as dopey as this President does. Every President stumbles over a word or even messes up sentences. It happens to anyone - but this one thinks there are corpsmen instead of CORPSMEN, thinks we have 58 states - and actually, there's ANOTHER recording of him saying he visited all 57 states and the audience chuckles. He pauses off the teleprompter, then goes on to say, "I haven't gone to Alaska and Hawaii yet" on the campaign trail so he did this MORE THAN ONCE because I'm pretty sure this is a different recording. I have the other one on my other Hub about the brain-power - or lack there of, of this guy.

If Bush made even a tiny portion of these same gaffes and bloopers we'd still be watching their constant drum roll about how stupid he is and the videos would be leading off all three networks and CNN news every day.

Thanks for expressing your anger here in the comments, I truly feel your pain Tom!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Frog - exactly - this man has so much to hide - the list just gets longer and longer. How did he get into Harvard law school? Where's his writings from that school? Where's the paper trail from Columbia?


Lynn S. Murphy 5 years ago

He's done so much lying he can't keep any of them straight. He's out campaigning about being on food stamps when he was young. Wasn't his grandmother vp of a bank in Hawaii? Was it mentioned in his book?

Thanks for keeping it out there. I think you and other conservative media are catching on!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Thanks Lynn - if we all keep pounding the drums, maybe enough of those 47% left who think he's doing a good job will wake up and vote him out of office!


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Hi CJ,

Very funny.

But you gotta give Obie a pass on the main pic at the top; have you ever seen Michelle's butt? I don't blame him for trying to find something better.

Stu


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

Carol - Wait to see what happens if gas prices top $5.00 a gallon.


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

Cj-michelle,

we can bang the drums- but realize there are and will always be those that are tone deaf on the left...

TH


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

ROTFL!! Yes Stu, I have in fact seen Michelle's butt. I do understand he actually wasn't looking at this girl's behind, according to some sources. But it sure appears as if he's sneaking a peak to me! LOL!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Frog - it's going to top over $5.00 and the @#!!_ press is going to give him a pass. I swear, they are so demonic! When gas prices were much lower under Bush they were screaming at the top of their collective lungs! Where are the hypocrites now???!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

You're so right Tom and frankly, I don't get it. How can anyone with a brain NOT see how horribly this man has done?!


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rachellrobinson 5 years ago from Southwest Missouri

Awesome Hub, thanks for sharing.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king! It's that simple! WB


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

LOL great input Wayne - as usual!


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Thank YOU rachellrobinson!


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

Wayne where is that land- I wanna be king....that way we can see if that saying is true....

TH


Stu From VT 5 years ago

CJ - Do you think new START would permit use of Michelle's butt as an ABM system? She could probably catch a Titan missle in that thing.


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

ROTFL Stu!!!


YoungOne 5 years ago

Not that it is any of my business, but who do you want to be the republican candidate, and democratic candidate for 2012?


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

The people I want to run against him aren't saying they'd run against him or have even hinted they would YoungOne.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

YoungOne,

Although I think you addressed your question to CJ, I'll chime in if it's OK.

As most of the Democrats are liberal (a few being centrists, and about a dozen being socialists), I just hope the Democratic primary winner is someone unacceptable to the center so he/she loses.

Most GOP's are centrist, so they aren't a whole lot better than the Democrats. Finding an experienced, genuinely conservative politician is tough right now, but my top picks (in terms of hoping they win, not necessarily in terms of odds of winning) would include Jim DeMint, Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, Andy Napolitano, and Mike Pence (although it looks like Pence will be retiring). If Tim Pawlenty fleshed out his ideology, I might include him too (he's a great fiscal manager, but very little is known in regard to his stances on anything except budget issues).

Stu


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

yooungin, Cj-

i'd elect a cardboard cut out of Ronald rean before I'd vote for Obumma again...

Th


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Bibowen 5 years ago

I think Biden's last oar in the water is about to snap. Our First Lord of the Snoozacracy is running out of steam. I don't know if he can make it another term.

It's great when the hubs are both funny and true. Thanks for writing it.


Harvey Stelman 5 years ago

cjv, Never believe anything he says, watch what he does. He is the biggest liar I have ever known of. H


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

I agree Harvey, I wouldn't believe a single word out of his forked tongue mouth, trust me.


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

Harvey!!!

What do you mean don't believe a thing I say... thats thats just menya know man you can be so mean *sob* Sniff*

so mean- mr sex in the sky.... OH OH YOU MEANT don't believe oCumma ya he\'s a liar...

TH


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mediaspin 5 years ago from Tennessee

Enjoyed your hub. Thought you might enjoy my video The Obama Diet: youtube.com/watch?v=sisW3PXsCho


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Mediaspin - thanks - and I enjoyed your video - I put it on my Facebook feed and Tweeted it.


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mediaspin 5 years ago from Tennessee

Thanks cjv123. I hope to write another hub very soon, perhaps theological.

Blessings,

JJ


Stu From VT 5 years ago

mediaspin,

Before Michelle starts pointing fingers, she ought to take a look at her own backside.

Stu


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Right Stu: Just when you think they can't get any more intrusive in our lives - MIchele tells us all how we must eat - then the Obamas promptly order and eat unhealthy food. It's maddening...


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cjv123 5 years ago from Michigan Author

Looking forward to it Mediaspin!


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Nick Hanlon 4 years ago from Chiang Mai

I know he didn't serve in the military but could he at least get the pronounciation of the ranks correct.


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cjv123 4 years ago from Michigan Author

Hi Nick - an Ausse, eh? My husband - a 33 yr. veteren of the U.S. Army said some of the toughest soldiers he has ever served with in Iraq & Afghanistan were Aussies. I pray someday to visit your country!

Having said that - our country is divided and we have lost the ability to have a press that works as the U.S. Constitution intended it to. We have news commentators literally saying "He's perfect!" It's horrible how biased they are. If they had done their job to begin with, they never would have painted this guy as "smart." He's not smart. He's slick and he reads teleprompter very well - giving the impression he's smart. Off the teleprompter though - without exception - he stumbles, he says things that make no sense and often says things that are just flat out wrong. I don't mean wrong morally - that's a whole side to him I've written Hubs about - he's just factually wrong. Too many times to even count - this mispronunciation is just the tip of the iceberg. How did he NOT know that he was mispronouncing this word over and over again? If he's SO smart - as the mass media painted him out to be. He's not. He's actually not very smart at all.

Thanks so much for stopping by Nick!

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