Obama’s Fruit-A-Ka-Boom Bomber Speech

Wow, what a revelation, King Hussein the First just called for coordination between the branches of the National Security Team, in today’s version of his speech of the day program, in order to enhance aviation security! Wait, wasn’t that the main finding of the 911 Commission those oh so many years ago. In fact the first 911 attack was the direct result of Obama’s Democratic predecessor Slick Willie and his head henchman Torch Torricelli’s dismantling of these same agencies during their attempt to replace Capitalism with Socialism Version One!

So, under Bush these problems were corrected; the agencies began communicating again; we were safe for 8 years and in the process captured Kalih Sheik Mohamed and other high ranking al-Qaeda desperadoes! Now in just one short year we are back to pre 911 status; what happened? Well, obviously those agencies were not dismantled. Even King Hussein wasn’t bold enough to do that, so, why the failure? The King said the shortcomings occurred in three ways. First, there was the lack of action in Yemen. Second there was a failure to connect the dots that would have revealed the attack on Christmas Day. And finally the culprit, The Fruit-A-Ka-Boom Bomber was not put on the “No Fly List”!

Well if the system in place is the same; the people operating the agencies that make up the system are the same then why the failure. The answer is simple; the people in charge are scared; scared to death. Dick Cheney has repeatedly attempted to warn us over the past few months despite numerous attempts by Obama’s acolytes in the State Controlled Media (Pravda) to shut him up! The persons in charge of the FBI, CIA, NSA and other related agencies are scared to death that they will become the targets of investigation by this “Rogue Government” rather than those they would apprehend in the performance of their duty. That’s what Sheik Hussein and his head Henchman Eric Holder have done; emasculated our intelligence agencies through Political Correctness!

So just what new steps is King Hussein the First taking? First he is adding more people to the No fly List! Wow that will solve the problem. The problem was not that this most recent nut-case wasn’t on the list; the fact was that our intelligent personnel were afraid to do their job. They were afraid to apprehend this Terrorist because this administration refuses to acknowledge Terrorist even exists. If they don’t exist, how could the various agents involved explain the need to apprehend him?

Next, the one sent from on high proclaimed that the Intelligence Community must investigate all leads, not most of the time, all of the time and pursue leads until plots are disrupted. Tell that to the four Navy Seals now facing Court Marshal! What happens if they capture a would be Terrorist. Better wear their mittens so as not to harm the little darling while they subdue him. Also, don’t forget to Mirandize him on the way to dinner which you must buy him in nothing less than a five star restaurant!

The next Pearl of Wisdom flowing from his divine mouth decreed that information would be distributed more quickly and widely. Well, that’s it, you intelligence guys are just too slow; Uuuuuhh gotta speed you up; Uuuuhhh increase your reaction time. One doesn’t move quickly when he or she is frozen in fear; fear of offending a Muslim extremist and damaging our Precious National Diversity Policy!

So Let it be Written, So Let it be Done, Ramses Hussein next pontificated that the process of how the intelligence is distributed, analyzed and integrated between agencies will be worldwide. Sure, bring in the entire world. Let’s start with Iran or maybe Cuba, how about Venezuela. Yeah, we’re on to something here let’s make Hugo Chavez National Security Coordination Czar!

So my friends, you can relax, all cause for worry has been magically and miraculously removed. Just one wave from his scepter and “poof it’s gone”. So buy your tickets, fasten your seat belts and up up and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Uh!-Oh!-What’s this; is he wearing Fruit-A-Ka-Booms? Oh No………………Ka-Boom!

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SheriSapp 6 years ago from West Virginia

Way to go Patriot!!!! Too bad we can't FORCE Barry to read some of the info here on the hub. You are completely correct in all you stated here. How do you fight a war that the president denies is even going on? WHY would ANY intelligence agent risk his very livelihood by ACTUALLY doing his job? Remember, those muslims are soft-hearted and we sure don't want to offend them. Even if it seems sensible to those of us who think, DON'T SEARCH PEOPLE WEARING TURBANS at the airport, let them pass and question Granny instead. Don't you remember the elderly American bombers recently? Oh, sorry, I don't remember any either, but STILL if we just kiss some muslim ass and make all nicey nicey, they won't hate us anymore RIGHT!!!!


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Pamela99 6 years ago from United States

Patriot, You hit the ball out of the park! A year into a failed presidency and he still is clueless as how to solve any real problems.

As for those Navy Seals, they should be honored. If the military were smart they wouldn't capture anyone, just eliminate the problem immediately so they don't have to fight the same terrorist next month or next year.


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breakfastpop 6 years ago

Good evening Patriot,

Fantastic hub that you should, once again, forward to Congress and the White House. As far as I am concerned you are preaching to the choir. It's time the idiots in Washington, who have a thing or two to learn, pay attention.


Partisan Patriot 6 years ago Author

Sheri

You got it; summed it up in a nutshell! The reason the Muslim World hates us is because of George Bush. One small fact; I didn’t realize George Bush was 2,000 years old. Gheeeeeezzzz the guy has held up remarkably well. Anyway; pardon the diversion; that’s how long the Muslim world has hated Christianity. Guess they never got over that Jesus trumping Mohamed thing! Barry would never read anything that does not heap adulation upon his glorious self; after all; he is the Messiah reincarnate! The Bamster refuses to acknowledge there is a war on Terror for to do so would require him to declare war on his people. He is first and foremost a Muslim. Make no mistake about it; why else would he declare on his first Magical Mystery World Apology Tour that America is not a Christian Nation? I would love to see a nationwide resignation by the Intelligence Community in protest of this Pseudo President. They need to do so rather than continue to operate in a system that requires their diligence to duty while pinning their arms behind them as they try repeatedly, in vein, to keep us safe. They work to uncover plots but cannot move on the information uncovered for fear of alienating the Muslim Nation! So as we move forward into 2010 remember; fly at your own risk; if you see a suspicious looking man in a turban within the confines of an airport….run….., don’t look him in the eye for to do so would insult him and Face East at the Appointed Hour. Also remember to say to him Allahu Akbar; whatever the hell that means but it seems to always be followed by a flurry of bullets!


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SheriSapp 6 years ago from West Virginia

Thanks Patriot, I will keep in mind what you said. I would LOVE to go to Spain someday, but I have accepted the fact that I won't have the chance because the only way I'd board a trans-Atlantic flight is if I could afford to rent my own plane. I would probably still fly domestically though. Since 9-11 my mom has sworn she will never fly again in her lifetime.


Partisan Patriot 6 years ago Author

Pamela

Correcto-Mundo; this is the greatest failed presidency since Jimmy Peanuts Carter; who by the way never could pronounce the word Nuclear even though he was one; a Nuclear Physicist that is! I would much prefer to knock this Administration out of the Park but I’ll take what I can get. Clueless is too kind; this insidious bunch, unfortunately is well aware of what they are doing; they are remaking this country. America has been Arrogant, Dismissive and Derisive and as such must be punished. Barackey-Boo is the Marque De Sade and holds the whip! Bad-bad America; you must be punished for your sins; who asked you to save the world repeatedly….you took it upon yourself to do so and look how bad you made the rest of the nations feel; especially the ones you saved


Partisan Patriot 6 years ago Author

My old Friend Pop

It is no wonder Breakfast is my favorite meal. Anyway, Congress and the White House are not interested in what we mere “bumpkins” have to say. They know best and remember; “ours is not to question why”. As far as the choir goes; the only choir these socialists have ever listened to is the Saul Alinsky five; featuring Karl Marx on the Swinet; if you are unfamiliar with the swinet; it’s a horse hair stretched across a pig’s (rear end) and you play it with your teeth!


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greatAmerican 6 years ago

Fruit-a-Ka-Boom bomber!!

Bingo, it finally hit me...


Partisan Patriot 6 years ago Author

greatAmerican

I gotta admit; I stole the title from Rush!


Nigel Tetley 6 years ago

I saw the following words painted across the top of a tailgate on a pickup truck in Springfield today:

" Don't blame me... I voted for the American "

It kind of says it all.... doesn't it?


partisan patriot 6 years ago

Nige

Thanks for visiting; hope to see you back here soon. I publish at least 2 per week!

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