Our Country Has Our Sexes Backwards
Think About It
Our Country Has Our Sexes Backwards. The social stereotypical roles imposed upon us by society are antiquated and need to change. I am here to be that voice of change. Not that long ago, Pink used to be a boys color. What prompted this to change? Why did it become a girls color? Pink for boys almost started making a comeback in the 80's. For a brief time in the 80's it was acceptable to wear a pink oxford (with the collar turned up). A guy in a pink oxford with khaki's does tend to be a little flowery now a days. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).That was not for me though, and pink is not what I am here to change. I associate pink with the ladies. I do have a pink necktie, but that is a powerful statement about a man who is secure in his masculinity. So for the upper echelon, you gotta be a lot of man to flaunt a pink tie, and that is intimidating to men not secure enough to pull it off. But a pink tie is a power tie, to be worn with a power suit for the man exuding in masculinity. . You can smell the testosterone. Move over boys, the Alpha male is here. Again I digress. Excepting that, I see pink as being all about the ladies. Just listen to Steven Tyler tell it like it is. Today we are here to talk about other things.
Oh Yeah! Pink is All About the Ladies.
Female Reproductive Anatomy
Male Anterior Anatomy
What are we really talking about?
Like I said, we are here to discuss antiquated social gender roles in America. All one has to do is look at human anatomy, and apply common sense.
Clothing. What is with that? Guys wear jeans, Ladies wear skirts. Now I can understand the attraction of Ladies in skirts. Easy access right? Not that long ago, women were shuned for wearing pants. But what of functionality. For the ladies I think they could do with a bit of protection. They used to have to ride sidesaddle.
Now look at the male anatomy. Something is hanging there. They say for a man to be fertile enough to produce a good healthy sperm count, he must regulate the temperature of his, uh, dangly bits. The males body will attempt to regulate the heat of his gonads. When it is too cold, they shrivel up and go up into the body. When it is hot, they dangle low to allow excess heat to transfer off. Now what good is that going to do all bunched up in some thick denim? It is clear to me, that man was built to wear a skirt. Let it hang and catch a breeze on those 97* summer days. . What's the matter poncey boy, think skirts aren't manly enough for you?
Now tell me these guys in their skirts aren't Manly Men
Men in Skirts
I'm Bringin Sexy Back
That is why we have the kilt. Imagine you have been doing manly work all day and you go out for a beer to unwind. You actually have several beers. Before you know it, nature calls. No worries, raise your kilt and mark your territory, and the nicest part? No zipper to get your naughty bits caught in. So this summer grab a beer and let the breeze cool you off on those hot and sweaty days. You are a man and are not afraid to wear a skirt.
Disclaimer: Use caution wielding those power tools or cutting wood!
What could be more Rugged that a Lumber Jack
Manly Things that YOU NEED
No man should be with out the modernday poloroid. If you ever stumble upon a Lingerie Party and need a fool proof camera with high res photos!
HOT LINKS FOR GUYS
- Learn to woo your woman!
- JUST ADDED! A NEW LINK WITH GREAT INFO -Kiltmen.com - Bravehearts in Kilts
A comprehensive website for real men who enjoy the freedom and comfort of kilts and masculine kilt-like clothing.
- A Guys Birdseye View at a Lingerie Party
A Hot Hub with lots of pictures of scantily clad and naked Ladies. A Manly Man Hub
- ADD SOME MAGIC TO YOUR SEX-LIFE
CHECK OUT THE HOT ACTION ON THIS HOT HUBBERS HUB! 'Your lips speak soft sweetness, your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic, my heart beats within your chest'.Let's face it, sex lives can become mundane especially if familiarity has crept in.
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