FLY THE FLAG . . .it's GAY month

RICHMOND FEDERAL BUILDING.
RICHMOND FEDERAL BUILDING.
TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL.
TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL.
Don't know what the H. . .this is.
Don't know what the H. . .this is.


Hey, y’all, it’s June and that means it’s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. Cause. . . . Obama said so by Presidential proclamation!

They are flying the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender flag on the Federal Reserve Bank building in Richmond and it’s real pretty. They are flying it under our stars and stripes, Old Glory. At least they gave Old Glory top position. Hmmm.

I think we should fly a heterosexual flag under the gay flag. Everyone should be represented on that pole.

I would be happy to contribute my time and talent to design a flag. I was thinking of a phallus shape.

That’s it, a giant phallus flying under the gay flag. Hey, I can’t help it I’ve always been creative and full of these kinds of great ideas.

Then under that phallus we should fly a flag that looks like a condom. Don’t I have cool ideas? The condom shaped flag could be structured much like a real condom and catch the breezes like a kite or a windsock. I cannot even believe how progressive this would be and tolerant and all inclusive and politically correct, blah, blah, blah.

If lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender folks can have a flag, why can’t we, the others so to speak?

Good Idea? OK! ALL RIGHT. I knew you’d love the idea.

What color should our phallus shaped flag be? The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender flag is striped, a Rainbow, the complete spectrum. It’s beautiful.

We could make it black and put a star and crescent on it and that way we could include all Islam and that would be really, really inclusive and progressive. Ya think? Would Muslims approve of that? Would they want the sign of Islam flying under the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender flag on a phallas?

Hmm, maybe not. Well, not all my ideas are that cool. I probably need some input.

But don't scoff, I'm being inclusive. Sooner or later our weak politicians will allow the flag representing Sharia law to fly over the White House. You know I'm right. We have Mexican flags flying over our schools in the Southwest, why not everyone else's flags?

This is America ain't it?


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Old Poolman 5 years ago from Rural Arizona

mslizzee - I love starting a day with a bit of humor, and this was funny.

Fortunately, there is only so much room on the average flag pole. Height restrictions imposed by the FAA will prevent having flag poles stretching miles high into the sky so everyone can have their flag flying. We would not want airliners crashing into flag poles flying thousands of different flags that allow every religious, political, race, and sexual persuasion flying their own flag.

But this is the land of the free, so perhaps you should continue designing that flag for the rest of us.......


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

Well, Old Pool, we will just need a lot more flag poles then!


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Old Poolman 5 years ago from Rural Arizona

Why didn't I think of that? Not enough coffee in the system yet I guess.


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

Because, old Pool, you LOVE the vision of a flag pole draped with Gay flags and Mexican flags and Islamic flags and Phallic symbol flags and all that stuff bunched together flying over all our federal buildings and churches and schools! Admit it!


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Old Poolman 5 years ago from Rural Arizona

You caught me, that would sure be a thing of beauty.


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jtyler 5 years ago

Nice! This whole political correctness thing is going way out of hand.

If they are flying a homosexual flag, let's fly a flag with a picture of a big mac under it. Fat people need some love too. Just kidding.


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feenix 5 years ago

MsLizzee, this is a terrific hub and I guess I had to laugh to keep from crying. All of this political correctness is driving me up the wall. I'm getting as mad as hell and pretty soon, I won't be able to take it anymore.


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b. Malin 5 years ago

MsLizzee, you are such a Trip...and we have become such a Politically Correct Country, and Society. What Next, What Next? Maybe we should have a "Hub Month" Flag and fly that somewhere SPECIAL. Any Suggestions?


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

You guys are the greatest. A big mac flag under the condom flag, under the Hub flag and what the heck, I say stand up for dogs and cats. They need a flag too.


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Who would have ever predicted that we would one day have a month honoring sexual perversions?


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

Gays I guess.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

Great humor I must admit. What I find objectionable about this is the fact that tax payer money is being used to fund some of this nonsense.

I don't care who you're sleeping with, just don't be so damned proud about it that you bring it into my living space or in my face.

The Frog


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

Exactly. Who care what they are doing? They should just go about their lives as heterosexuals do, but they do not. They have parades, demonstrations, fly flags and shout constantly about equality. They strive to indoctrinate little kids with their life style and I guess try to make it main stream. It will never happen. Gay behavior is never, never going to be considered normal and desirable.


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feenix 5 years ago

mslizzee,in the words of Aaron Neville, "Tell It Like It Is". Or, to say it in an ol' skool way, "You ain't never lied".


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

Thank you feenix. Sometimes I get in trouble with my mouth. What about you? Probably you too :)


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jtyler 5 years ago

I understand that some gay people have been treated badly because of their sexuality, but this is much too far.


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC Author

That is true, but nice people are accepting. They see people as people not sex organs. Polite people treat othes with dignity and respect and they do not like having others sexuality thrown in their faces or flown on a flag pole. That's what I think anyway.

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