Ten truths about racists

One

Racists can't tell you a joke. They can repeat a joke that somebody else has made up. It's never funny. They are never funny. Racists are all stupid.

Two

Ask a racist to write a song. They cannot. They are unable, because they are stupid and do not have the tools to break free from their stupidity. They will spend a miserable existence hating. Aren't you glad to not live there?

Even the most mundane songwriter wanted to share. This is not something that racists are able to do.


Three

Ask a racist to make you smile. The important word here is 'make'. You can let someone make your dinner, or make you feel more relaxed, or make you have an orgasm. Racists are born without the ability to 'make' anybody else happy. They are unable to learn.

Four

Here are some of my favourite songs:

Every Time We Say Goodbye, by Cole Porter, not a racist idiot.

Kid, by The Pretenders, written by Chrissie Hynde, not a racist

I Haven't Got Anything Better to Do by Astrud Gilberto, not a racist.

Well, I could go on, but can't think of any songs written by racists. Can you?

Five

Ask a racist what they think. Be sure to have a stop watch handy (most mobile phones have these built in). It will usually take them around ten seconds to repeat something that they have been taught.

Six

Who's your favourite bully? Who's your favourite coward, cheat, self-important liar?

No, they live in Horrible World, where they take and have no idea of giving.

Eight

We sat down and watched a great TV programme last night about some hilarious racists. No we didn't. That doesn't exist. We watched an entertaining programmes that didn't bully or despise people.

Nine

Do everything you can to stop racists and other idiots from teaching their children this idiocy. Still, in another 100 years in the future, we will all be dead, so none of this matters.

Ten

But I'm not here to tell you what to do. Listen to this and make up your own mind. Like racists don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHWCXyKKUIw&feature=kp

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