Tevya Cools to Global Warming

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Global Warming?

Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Thursday, January 2, 2014. Global warming is still a "hot" button issue. My friend Tevya, the Wasp, recently returned from a trip to Antarctica. When he received word about a Russian ship in the region mired in thick ice and unable to move, his curiosity got the better of him. He is joining us this morning to give us a full report of his findings.

Hello, my dear human family. I am relieved to be here this morning warm in the comfort of Breakfastpop's home and content in the pleasure of your company. In the past few days you may have heard about a "cruise" ship that was stuck in a sea of ice. When I first heard the "news" coverage, it was reported that the ship's passengers were awaiting rescue. Never once did I hear that the passengers were global warming scientists who had embarked on a climate research expedition to prove that carbon dioxide emissions from humans must be curtailed in order to save the planet. He sees this as the responsibility of government. How he plans to accomplish this is left to the imagination. Perhaps breathing will only be allowed on alternate Thursdays and Saturdays.

The expedition was led by Chris Tumey. Mr. Tumey is a professor of climate change at the University of New South Wales in Australia.

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Global Warming Here We Come!

The scientists, journalists and crew members onboard the MV Akademik Shokalskly were in for a rude awakening when they found themselves trapped in 10 foot thick chunks of ice. The ship has been there since December 24th. Between then and now there have been attempts by ice-breaking ships to free the ship and its passengers. Each attempt failed. It seems that the expected melting ice in Antarctica was so thick that rescue in this manner was impossible. Since the 24th passengers were helicoptered off the ship. Crew members are remaining aboard. They may be there for a long time!

I just don't understand why the "scientists" ignored the proven fact that sea ice in the region hit a new record high for the last two years. I can only suppose that the participants in the expedition prefer to rely on the bogus reports coming from the Unite Nations and Al Climate Gore.

Did You Read About it?

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Shame On the Media

What I find most disturbing about this event is the way the media treated it. I suppose reporting the incident as taking place aboard a cruise ship squashed all references to the true nature of the voyage. Journalism simply isn't what it used to be. Now the mainstream media sees it as their duty to twist all the news so it's fit to print. Telling the public that an expedition whose purpose was to document global warming was at a standstill because the ship was locked into the ice like handcuffs on a felon just wouldn't work. They turned the ship into a vacation on the sea thereby protecting the extremely lucrative profits just waiting to be exploited in the climate change global warming initiative.

Sadly, this Wasp now firmly believes that the only way to get to the truth of any event is to visit the scene first-hand. I did just that and I saw a ship stuck in thick, thick ice. I did not penguins swimming around and palm trees growing on an occasional melting berg floating by. It seems to me that journalism is now steeply invested in creative writing and the truth be damned!

Dear God, you made so many global warming proponents

It's no shame to be a believer

But it's no great honor either!


Tevya....



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carol7777 2 years ago from Arizona

As always thought provoking and amazing oh Breakfast pop. Nothing surprises me anymore.. Sometimes I would like to go hide my head in the sand or maybe the ice....See you at the Inn...TOnite it is BLoody Mary night


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning, Carol,

I'm thinking of hiding my head in the sand. I like to walk the beach. Happy New Year and see you at the Inn. It's warm and toasty inside.


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tsadjatko 2 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

Thanks Tevya - I wasp pretty sure it wasp pretty cold up there still!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning tsadjatko,

It wasp!!! See you at the Inn!


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tsadjatko 2 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

I'm all Inn :-)


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear tsadjatko,

And I'm having fun!!!


taxlarry 2 years ago

Tevya, what the pro global warming media for gets is that there was an ice age, and if the planet didn't get warmer, we all wouldn't be here. Getting warm getting cold, just the natural cycle of things in our world. No one should profit from some supposed global warming. This is just like the light bulb garbage. See you at the inn. By the way, Tevya, it is so cold out I am surprised you are out and about.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning taxlarry,

I am wearing insulated clothing. This Wasp wasn't born yesterday! I agree with your equating global warming with the light bulb lunacy. It's about money and power. See you at the Inn. I will be wearing earmuffs! Do I have ears?


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WillStarr 2 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Global Warming is a classic example of politicians creating a phony crisis so they can save a grateful nation and consequently, be granted more power over the people.

Obamacare is another classic example. When 8 out of 10 Americans were happy with their healthcare, there was no crisis. Now none of us will be happy, so I guess that's 'equality'.


Hxprof 2 years ago from Clearwater, Florida

The man made global warming scam does have a profit motive to it. But have you considered the broader implication? The idea that Man's(capital letter intended) activities actually have significant and lasting impact on global weather puts Man at the center of existence. The truth, that God created Man and the earth, and that He put in place the laws by which everything functions, is tossed aside by those who believe that Man causes global warming. It's akin to worshipping Man.

Tevya, thanks for making that trip to the chilly south.


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Just Ask Susan 2 years ago from Ontario, Canada

So many times I question what the media tries to make us believe.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning WillStarr,

Of course the warming has to be global in nature and caused by man, namely the big bad developed countries. That way our nation will have to give away our money( more than we already do) to underdeveloped countries. It's all about quality. )Hah!) See you at the Inn. I will be arriving by sled.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning Hxprof,

Your idea is fascinating. I have to devote more time to thinking about it. See you at the Inn. Dress warm, a storm is on the horizon and it isn't tropical!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning Susan,

They use the power of the media to please their masters. In this case, the progressive agenda and the Obama administration. Truth matters very little these days. See you at the Inn. Wear boots!


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savvydating 2 years ago

This media nonsense is outrageous. How dare the media decide to "let slip" this interesting piece of information... that global warming scientists were on that ship. My brother, the professor nerd, who knows every statistic known to man told me that some liberal professors did an analysis on whether the media was skewed in favor of the left--or not. Apparently, these professors had every confidence that the media was fair and balanced. Well, guess what. They discovered, to their surprise, that the media favored the left at about 90%. "What?" said the liberal professors. They couldn't believe it, but I know Tevya isn't the least bit surprised.

Anyway, I'm almost glad the scientists are stuck--serves them right. I only wish that Al Gore was on that ship with them.

For an excellent book on "climate change consensus" for anyone out there who is interested, my nerdy brother recommends, Climate: The Counter-Consensus - A Palaeoclimatologist Speaks, by Professor Robert M. Carter.

As always, thank you for another excellent report. I'm having a hard time deciding which is my favorite bug, but today, Tevya, you have my deepest admiration. Thank you for getting the truth out!


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CMerritt 2 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

Morning BP!

The only thing that may have made this story MORE interesting (referring to the scientist stuck on the ship) is that if they were attacked by Polar Bears, that they said were becoming extinct! Another thing that they got wrong too. The Polar Bear population is stronger than ever.

All this talk is getting me cold.....see ya at the Inn!


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Tom Whitworth 2 years ago from Moundsville, WV

Pop and Tevya,

I also heard this news unfold as you presented. When I first heard "Cruise" ship trapped in Antarctic ice I wondered why any Cruise ship would venture there. As the full irony of the occurrence was exposed I relished the thought of the interviews with the rescued idiots to come.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning savvydating,

I have to say, my 10 year old grandson has a terrific understanding of how biased the media is. We stopped getting the truth quite a while ago. The goal is to manipulate us into compliance and apathy. Sadly, we are almost there. See you at the Inn where truth is still important. Bring snow shoes and a sled. A storm is on the way. Thank you for your kind words. Drinks are on this WASP tonight.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning CMerritt,

That would have been interesting, but I don't think they have polar bears over there. They could have been attacked by penguins! See you at the Inn. I'm buying.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good morning Tom,

Just think bout this. The crew that is sticking with the ship will be exhaling carbon dioxide on each other. They'll probably kill one another. I too can't wait to hear their explanation for the big freeze! See you at the Inn. Dress warm, a storm is on the way and it isn;t a thunderstorm!


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CMerritt 2 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

I guess that REALLY would have been an interesting story then....for the Polar Bears to actually migrate to the antarctic!!!

Whoops! I got TOO caught up in that story! Should have had my coffee first before I wrote!!! lol

ANYWAY....


Pino Krisio 2 years ago

POP: I dispise the media. I am so sick of their twists to the facts. Journalists are now on the top of my list of sweet talking liars.

Now for the global warming thing. I was listening to the radio the other day when someone called in to state that global warming has to be better than it was in the 1800's when the buffalo ran free on the range, because all their flatulence was causing global warming. So, there it is! It isn't us causing it. All that methane causing greenhouse gases is from animals, and the environmentalists know it. There are even attempts in America and Europe to tax it. The Beef Tax, if passed, is all about a lot of hot air!!!!! This is all too crazy for me. I'm off to the bar now. Save me a seat.....


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear CMeritt,

I have to confess, I had to edit the hub because I realized that the bears weren't there. I guess great minds think alike!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Pino,

If I understand you correctly, we are going to tax farts. I say let's tax the old farts in Washington! I am off to the bar. See you there. I think you are gong to freeze in your shorts! Bring a sled!!


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Old Poolman 2 years ago from Rural Arizona

Tevya - I actually find this "global warming" ship being stuck in the ice as one of the best jokes of the year. The went there to prove the ice was melting and the world was in great danger of coming to an end.

I also believe there are at least a few people in our Northern states who would argue about the planet getting warmer right now. But Tevya, I must warn you that these fans of global warming will find a way to blame these extremely cold temperatures and the growing ice pack on global warming. I know, it doesn't make sense to me either but that is the way their minds work. You must also understand that there have been many fortunes made off Global Warming. When it is proven that global warming is not true, the gold mine will close.

We couldn't expect a wasp to understand how things really work so we would like to hear more from your perspective.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Mike,

I've been around and seen a lot and I must tell you that these global warming enthusiasts are hoping to make a big killing. Global warming is big money, just ask all the hungry countries who are part of the United Nations. This ever growing ice is really a most inconvenient truth. See you at the Inn. I am one of those along with Breakfastpop who is in the midst of preparing for a storm. I am not speaking about a thunderstorm but rather the kind that drops globs of snow from the sky! This global warming is freezing!


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Old Poolman 2 years ago from Rural Arizona

I will be arriving at the Inn with my ski's on tonight.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Mike,

I look forward to it. I'll bring the ski hat that I knit for you.


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Old Poolman 2 years ago from Rural Arizona

Great, my ears aren't used to the cold weather. I live in Arizona where global warming has been around for years.


Pino Krisio 2 years ago

POP: You are correct. Washington wants to tax farts because they are causing global warming. If that is not the funniest, I don't know what is.

I will be in my shorts tonight, and tomorrow, and on, and on. I don't need a sled to get to the virtual bar I go to. It is 80 degrees right now.

Prepare for the storm, and remember not to fart because you might find yourself taxed more than you are.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Mike,

They'll also come in handy when the New Ice arrives!


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Old Poolman 2 years ago from Rural Arizona

Doesn't look like the ice is going to make it to Arizona this year.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Kris,

Okay, rub it in. You're warm and I'm cold. If the planet warms, then we'll both be warm. On the other hand, should the Ice Age arrive you had better start knitting some warm duds. I am running out to get some Gas-X. I pay enough taxes!


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The Frog Prince 2 years ago from Arlington, TX

The irony of this event is thick enough to cut with a butter knife. Enough fake science to choke a wasp nest. Sorry Tevya.

The Frog Prince


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Mike,

There is always next year. Right now the snow is coming down and I love it!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Dear Frog Prince,

No apology necessary, I get it! Get over to the Inn!


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b. Malin 2 years ago

I've Missed your Hubs Breakfastpops...so Good to be back and reading, and nodding, and Laughing with them once again!

You do know that in the End, the REPUBLICANS will be blamed...Rush was saying today that "they" feel that it is Man made/ Man changed the "Vortex"...


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tsadjatko 2 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

Well, the global warming scientists are trapped in ice, half the country today is recording record cold temperatures! Imagine what it would be like if we didn't have man made global warming - thank God, whoops, I mean, thank Man for that! Without man made global warming we'd be in an ice age already! We should be paying the producers of green house gases, not taxing them!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning b. Malin,

As I write thi, two ships are now stuck in the ice. I'm waiting for number 3! Just yesterday Obama blamed the Republicans for going home during the break and not dealing with unemployment. He said this from his vacation spot in Hawaii! You simply can't make this stuff up. See you at the Inn. I hope you didn't throw away your heavy clothes!


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breakfastpop 2 years ago Author

Good Morning tsadjatko,

It's 13 degrees this morning! Tell that to Crazy Al Gore. Am American icebreaker is on its way to help the 2 ships now stuck in the ice. This would make a very funny movie. See you at the Inn and dress warm. Global warming has left the building!

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