The Etiology of Smart Car Tipping.

We're doing it to ourselves....

Solomon once said, "Train up a child in the way that he shall go and when he is old he will not depart from it. One wonders when we look in our backyards, what sort of world we're training our kids for. Some of their toys perhaps suggest how our culture came up with some of its more interesting new trends.

It's the new Urban Redneck sport - Smart Car tipping. Wonder where it came from?
It's the new Urban Redneck sport - Smart Car tipping. Wonder where it came from?
Take a look in your backyard! Train up a child to tip toy smart cars when he is young and when he is old he will tip real smart cars.
Take a look in your backyard! Train up a child to tip toy smart cars when he is young and when he is old he will tip real smart cars.
Oh, look! Future NSA agents!
Oh, look! Future NSA agents!
This guy could work for the IRS someday, or the Department of Agriculture, Health and Human Services, The EPA, The Bureau of Land Management......they are all buying up ammunition at a ferocious rate!
This guy could work for the IRS someday, or the Department of Agriculture, Health and Human Services, The EPA, The Bureau of Land Management......they are all buying up ammunition at a ferocious rate!
This young-un's choice of favorite playground play spot has future corporate raider stamped all over it.
This young-un's choice of favorite playground play spot has future corporate raider stamped all over it.
Seal Team Six - assuming we still have a military by the time he is old enough to enlist.
Seal Team Six - assuming we still have a military by the time he is old enough to enlist.
One day this one may become a successful urologist.
One day this one may become a successful urologist.
Motivational speaker or Home Shopping Network Host
Motivational speaker or Home Shopping Network Host
White collar criminals? Orange is, after all, the new black!
White collar criminals? Orange is, after all, the new black!
Keynesian Economists?
Keynesian Economists?
Definitely gonna be registered Democrats.
Definitely gonna be registered Democrats.
Future Politicians?
Future Politicians?

Nature or Nurture?

Which is more important, a child's genes or the way he is brought up?

  • I blame it all on the parents and the way they brought up those little brats!
  • I blame it all on the child's genetic makeup - which is, of course entirely the parents' fault!
  • I believe in free choice. A human being is the sum total of his choices.
  • It's all of the above, dude so just chill (Oh and pass the bong this way, man okay).
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