The Illuminati Revealed. Simon Cowell exposed?

The Final Proof.
The Final Proof.

If you like "off the wall" comedy, you will LOVE this book

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The real truth about the Illuminati, (and much else besides).

Two of the 5 star reviews received by the book.

“I read this book with one hand over my mouth so my laughter didn't wake the rest of the house. It is such a funny story that I can't remember the last time I laughed so much. The problem for the author as I see it is there are going to be a lot of people in high places who will read this and say "Oh my God, how did he find out?" I see an assassin's bullet with this author's name on it.

I can't recommend this treat highly enough”.

Kev M

“This book is the funniest book I have read in a long time. It is one of those books that once you start reading the first few pages, you have to keep reading, a real page turner.

Some people have criticised the book for the people mentioned in it, but then again if you have no sense of humour then this is not the book for you.

I happen to love it and trying to read a bit to my husband took forever, between giggling and trying to read, in the end he read it himself and nearly fell off the seat laughing.

The only real criticism I have of the book is it was too short. I just wanted to read more of it I enjoyed it so much.

Please Christopher, write more, this is so good. I want to see and get more of your work. Thank you for taking the time to write this book and for publishing it I am amazed at the talent you have”.

Liz Perryman.

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The proof of The Illuminati.

Just a short update on my hub "The Truth about The Illuminati" since many people have called into question the veracity of my account, and still refuse to believe that the world is really ruled by a conspiracy that is orchestrated from among the "Porcine fraternity". There have even been those who have accused me of being insane, and of being out of touch with any semblance of reality.

Well to give the lie to the naysayers, and to finally show that every word that I publish is the unvarnished truth, I am publishing this picture that was recently taken after a meeting of the World Congress of The Illumined ones, which was held at a secret location in the Black Forest.

Because this was a private function the participants are pictured without their human outer skin.

The "person" in the middle is David Icke/ Oink, the current Grand Master of the Illumined ones, and secret Emperor of The World. I don’t know the identity of the other two for certain, but sources close to The Illumnati have postulated that one of them is a certain American millionaire famous for having a "comb over", and the other may be Simon Cowell.



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