We've destroyed the World...Apparently.
You can't escape it. It's on the news. It's in the papers. It's plastered all over the internet. And no, I'm not talking about Katie Price.
Global warming, or Climate change as it is also known is what man is doing to singlehandedly destroy the world, and now there's nothing we can do to stop the horrible effects that we, as Humans have inflicted upon Mother Earth. And boy is she going to make us pay.
Every time we look at the news, there's a new and improved way nature is going to kill us. At first it was floods 'cause we've made the temperatures rise and melt the Ice-Caps with our harmful pollution.
Then they said that if the flooding didn't kill us, the starvation would because we couldn't grow any food. Then if the starvation didn't kill us, the massive storms would. And no doubt as we get older there will be a million more ingenious ways to destroy us, probably involving a tanker-truck and a flame-thrower.
But wait a minute...
Okay, sure, over the past 200 years we have released large amounts of pollution into the atmosphere. That's obvious, and we can't lie. Well, we could, but we wouldn't be very good at it.
But do you know what releases more Carbon-Dioxide, into the atmosphere than humans? Cows. Yes, cows. They don't have a secret society we don't know about either, living deep underground with cow-cars and cow trains. No they fart and belch. And they fart a lot, and when they do they release methane, LOTS of it. Sure, this methane can be captured and used as an alternative to fuel, but you stand behind a cow and collect it, go on, I dare you.
So what is the options do we have? Well we can destroy the entire cow population right now, and dine on beef for years to come. Or we can put big nappies on cows to a.) make them look ridiculous and b.) collect their gassy gold.
But cows aren't the only culprit, and by far aren't the biggest. No, the biggest culprit in the world for releasing greenhouse gases is...The ocean. Seriously, the Oceans in the world release greenhouse gases, and A LOT of them. So now we've got one option. Leave Earth forever!
But seriously, even if we stopped using anything that released greenhouse gases, we're going to get screwed over by mother-nature. It was always going to happen.
Oh Dear God!
Okay, so the Mother nature is going to have us killed. It was inevitable apparently, let's not worry about it. After all, it was going to happen eventually.
Then again, apparently even next year we're all going to be killed, as depicted in the hyper-realistic film 2012 (Not). In all seriousness though, some of what Michael Bay crapped out is true.
In the film, the world just sort of, toppled over. And that's somewhat true. The world has a magnetic electric field, which is depleting at an alarming rate. Once it's gone the core will stop spinning, and as a result so will Earth. But what starts it again, (The bad bit) is the fact it'll just, topple over. Literally. After that the core will start spinning again and everything will be back to normal. Sort of anyway, like in the film, we're all going to end up very wet, and dead. Or as John Cusack.
And if that isn't enough, there isn't anything we can do to stop it. So that new hybrid you just bought? Isn't that a waste.
Also, just as a little FYI, hybrids release similar amounts of CO2, get similar MPG figures and make you look a little more conceited than modern diesel cars.
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