What Do Democrats Really Believe In?
I realize that most Democrats appear to be spineless wimps who don't believe in anything, who waffle and equivocate on every possible topic, but surprise, they actually do believe in something. You'd just be hard-pressed to get them to admit it when they're not sipping on their $5 soy lattes and trying to run you down in their hybrid cars.
If you don't agree with what's here or want to add something, feel free to comment below. I reserve the right to add to this article based on suggestions because I'm sure many of you out there have strong opinions on what you think Democrats really believe.
So here's what Democrats really believe:
It's not okay to execute a murderer, but it's okay to execute an unborn child - a Democrat will jump up and down like a cocaine-addled banshee about the execution of some mass murderer, but try to engage them in a discussion about the mass slaughter of unborn children that is abortion and they seem to forget the whole sanctity of life thing they were just screaming about two seconds ago with regard to their mass murderer. Democrats seem to have infinite compassion for murderers and absolutely none for developing fetuses.
Poor people who intentionally don't work should be fed and housed at taxpayer expense - Go find the laziest, fattest, most criminally-minded unemployed person on the planet and a Democrat will argue until they're blue in the face that the way to motivate that person to be an upstanding citizen and to go find a job is to give that person free money and food endlessly until the entire nation is bankrupt. Hmmm, and we wonder why there's a deficit?
A homosexual man should be able to marry a heterosexual goat - When we start sanctioning marriage between people who make sinful lifestyle choices, then we might as well sanction pedophilia and bestiality. Most human societies, whether they follow the Bible or not, agree that homosexuality is sinful. If we're going to sanction and condone a sinful activity such as homosexuality, why stop there?
Every other country is better than this country. America sucks - it seems that whenever you find a voice complaining about the United States and all the evil stuff it seems to do, the mouth of that voice is attached to a Democrat. In fact, it seems that there's nothing they enjoy more than criticizing the United States for virtually everything it does, particularly when it comes to stomping out evil. After 9/11, when the United States justifiably captured and interrogated Muslim extremists, Democrats lined up like children at a candy store to demand that the detainees be treated like house guests. Democrats don't seem to understand that when you deal with evil, a slap on the hand isn't going to do anything. However, do they criticize Saudi Arabia or Pakistan? Of course not. It's always the United States that's doing something wrong.
There is no God - If you want to find an Athiest, just head to your nearest Democratic caucus meeting. Athiests are all Democrats. They'd like nothing more to see the word "God" taken out of the Pledge of Allegiance and off our currency. In fact, as far as Democrats are concerned, there should be no mention of God ever. Democrats don't say "Merry Christmas", they say "Happy Holidays" because "Christ" is in "Christmas" and that's religious and it might offend somebody.
The government is better than private business at doing just about everything - Democrats certainly behave like business is evil. Regulate, regulate, regulate is the Democratic mantra.
Some purple bird in the middle of a wildlife refuge is more important than the birth of an unborn child - Democrats don't give a crap about unborn children, but they certainly seem to get in a huff if a housing development might go up where some speckled mouse or purple bird might be displaced. Only when patriotic Americans become an endangered species will Democrats being to care.
Everyone should drive a Prius and, if possible, be forced by the government to do so - If I want to drive a truck that gets 10 miles to the gallon, then that's my right as an American to do that if I can afford it. Ask a Democrat though, and every one of us should be forced to drive a Prius or some other little death box so that we don't waste so much gasoline. Of course, that's what they say. Most Democrats talk a good game and then drive away in their SUV's to their overheated or overcooled houses. Do Democrats really sacrifice more than Republicans when it comes to conspicuous consumption? Of course they don't. In fact, like the hypocrites they are, they're often worse.
Tell a Democrat that you'll give them your last dollar and they'll ask for three - Democrats, for all their protestations about believing in science and math, don't seem to understand this basic equation: 1 - 1 = 0. Tell a Democrat that you have one dollar to spend and they'll spend three or ten or twenty or several million. Democrats cannot stop spending and spending and spending and that's why our country is in the financial trouble it's in. America isn't just on its last dollar. It's on several trillion borrowed dollars. Yet still, Democrats want to spend more.
Only criminals should have guns - This is effectively what Democrats believe because they work so hard to regulate guns. They don't seem to get that gun control only puts restrictions on the law-abiding citizens who want to get a gun to protect themselves, not the criminals who are committing crimes who will always find a way to get a gun no matter what the law says. Democrats want regular people to be at the mercy of gun-toting criminals.
Democrats should be the arbiters of what everyone should say and believe - Where do you think political correctness came from? It didn't come from Republicans, I can tell you that. It came from Democrats who decided that things like having white people running around saying "black person" instead of "African-American person" was intolerable and needed to be changed and then forced down everyone's throat.
I'm sure some people have found what I've written to be funny and others have found it to be highly offensive. It may be the most incisive thing I've ever written or the most inane. While I certainly don't want anybody to feel angry toward me, you should know that I haven't written this article based on any specific feelings I have. I have written it using the hyperbole of politics that seems to misinform and inform so many people. If that results in both laughter and anger, then the article has served its purpose. My intention is to spark a debate and cause people to think or to respond.
Please note below in the link section that I have written a similar article about the other party. If I'm going to offend, I'm an equal opportunity offender. I hope no matter your position, you read both articles to see if I'm exaggerating fairly.
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