What Obama isn’t telling us

We need to know

Take action. Write your Congressperson, occupy a 1%-er's palatial estate, boycott Big Oil, or attend a Tea Party rally. We all need to do something about the appalling lack of transparency transmitted by the current administration. Our Founding Fathers would be horrified, except Ben Franklin who would be too busy appearing on The View to pay much attention to the real world.

Honestly, how We The People can possibly allow this travesty to continue unabated eludes me. Stand up, people! Disallow this travesty. Abate it. Demand full and total and honest and grammatically correct answers to the pressing questions about which we have not been fully informed. Do not depend on the mainstream media or the backwater blogs to do your digging for you. Approach the throne with great trepidation and stay there until truth spills down upon you.

We need to know the truth

Obama is not telling us these things!

  • Where he was on August 1, 2007.
  • Whether he prefers Dick York or Dick Sargent as his Darren.
  • Why Pepsi sells Ice Cucumber flavor in Japan.
  • Why eBay has over 100,000 auction listings for iPod cases.
  • Why Philadelphia sports fans boo Santa Claus.
  • Why string theory does not solve the discrepancy between Newtonian physics & relativity.

  • Why anyone actually cares that the Miss USA beauty pageant might be rigged.

We are not being told these things!

  • Why moola.com is still offline.
  • Why anyone would adopt a Chihuahua when they could just get a cat.
  • Why Kentucky is not a state.
  • Why Oklahoma City has an NBA team.
  • Why MySpace.com is still online.
  • Why Cher's face doesn't move when she talks.
  • Why anyone goes to Costco more than once a year.
  • Why Festivus has not been declared a national holiday.

We don't know what we don't know

The list goes on. So many things we are not being told. There are things that you will need to be told that you don't know about. Your head will spin.

Rise up, before it's too late. Demand your right to be told things by your president. If not you, then who? You're listening. If not now, then when?

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American Romance profile image

American Romance 4 years ago from America

What!? When was Festivus taken off the national holiday list? This is an outrage! Just for that Festivus continues until someone pins me!


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

American Romance: Demand an answer.


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Austinstar 4 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

It's true! I have no idea which Darrin our president prefers!

OMG, I am woefully ignorant of at least 10 Billion things I have wondered about. To think that I will die ignorant is just scary. Or maybe just dieing is scary. At any rate, I am going to start getting answers NOW!


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Austinstar: Join the movement to demand answers. We have been kept in the proverbial darkness far too long.


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Austinstar 4 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

I'm in! Where do I go to sign up? Fox News?


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Bedbugabscond 4 years ago from United States

I have been one of those Obama supporters who secretly has so many doubts and questions. "Why anyone would adopt a Chihuahua when they could just get a cat." has been plaguing me fore the past four years and I have been disappointed that Obama has not done something about this!


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Austinstar : Fair and Balanced. Can't ask for more.

@Bedbugabscond : Meow!


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Shyron E Shenko 4 years ago

I thought GWB was still president August 2007

•Whether he prefers Dick York or Dick Sargent as his Darren. I don't think he is into either one.

•Why Pepsi sells Ice Cucumber flavor in Japan.

Don't they sell it here?

•Why eBay has over 100,000 auction listings for iPod cases. If you had that many iPod cases you would want to get rid of them too.

•Why Philadelphia sports fans boo Santa Claus.

I give up, Why?

•Why string theory does not solve the discrepancy between Newtonian physics & relativity. Why don't you ask Einstein, when you meet him.

•Why anyone actually cares that the Miss USA beauty pageant might be rigged. This one is on the Donald!

•Why anyone would adopt a Chihuahua when they could just get a cat. I think 'Little Bit' (toy chihuahua) would be jealous.

•Why Kentucky is not a state.

Maybe they have been removed from the voter roles by the Florida Governor.

•Why Oklahoma City has an NBA team. I never heard of the 'Never Been Answered' team.

•Why MySpace.com is still online.

If you don't go there, you would not know.

•Why Cher's face doesn't move when she talks.

She is practicing her ventriloquist act?

•Why anyone goes to Costco more than once a year.

I don't know why anyone would go to Costco at all, Sam's Club cost less


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fantaCsportsfreak 4 years ago from oklahoma

ill take time to tell you that OKC is one of the biggest cities in america and supports the THUNDER more then any team in the NBA..its proven and OKC will continue to be an NBA powerhouse as the lakers and mavs can tell yall otherwise. they are sitting at home because THEY cant win!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

I am laughing hysterically, nicomp, because you are absolutely correct. Cher's face does NOT move when she talks. We must persist with the questions until we get a valid answer. Any answer.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drbj: Indeed, any answer would suffice.


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Vin Chauhun 4 years ago from Durban

Bro....u are out of date....string theory and newtonian physics came to an amicable out of court settlement during the odama's first primaries...they are now in full agreement.....courtesy of the Democratic Party Chairman and She of Cigar Fame.....

...even a falsified conclusion can be proven to be true in the current Regime....


Ausseye 4 years ago

Chihauhau….you live in a country where the CIA ruled and it’s obvious to anyone else Chi--hau--hau is laughing because it is a CAT in disguise ….boy any CIA agent would know this ….but don’t tell or McCarty will come back from doggy heaven to get you. Must set up a WIKIKICKS to reveal the truth about your questions just need to get my time in Sweden over with before I start revealing or revelling all!!!


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

Oh, my. What have I done?


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davidlaw2 4 years ago

Obama probably tried to answer these important questions but his on named enemies blocked the information from the public. Their goal was to prevent common folk from this information so they won't panic and move to the island of Atlantis. Just don't ask Ask.com because they never have any answers. They only try to sell you something.


Ausseye 4 years ago

Hi Nic: Sorry if you think I am targeting you and drone on about it{:@ but then all I can say is Oh-bumma ( Australian expression of dubious fun) so you see we have celi-berated your leader long before you even knew he was to come onto the scene. New expression for Australia is you -Julliard -that….leaving a taste you will remember in you life, bit of cooking for you, just as in your questions. Caren’t wait for WikiLICKS to make a start after finishing da Swede soup.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Ausseye: Ummm.... ok.

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