Why Turtle -Man Should be the King of America !

In all my years of watching this fiasco we call a politic voting process , It has always amazed me how lame Americans can be in our selection process ! We have picked peanut farmers , auto workers , oil rig operators , sailors , actors, global warmers , and bear hunters and on and on we go in the greatest vetting process in the free world !

Seems to me that the great intellectual minds and marveling morons who are involved with the grooming process' , the greatest vetting machines of today , would do better if they continue on the track of picking their noses and leaving the picking of leaders in the white house to the royalties of the castle once again ! Yes ... you heard me right , the KIng should never have relinquished his rule . And that's why I'm writing this candidate in for King Of America , today !

Turtle man ! Yes ....... ! Now you might think I'm kidding , but when people really need someone to get down in the dirt and push ! When we need someone who will jump right into the muck , into the mire of the biggest mess in the free world , who do we Call? Now , I'll tell you this for free ! This man can get the job Done! ......I have not seen him fail yet at his mission !

AAAAAeeeeeyyeyeee aI yee ! Live Action ! .....and hey , he'll show you his tats Too!


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

You truly are a humorous writer while getting a valid point across completely!!!

I enjoy the way your mind thinks.

Voting up


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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Why not Scooby doo? All he needs are dog treats. And he always catches the bad guys, the car costs nothing. And Shaggy for VP?

By the way, Voted up.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Thank you Shining Irish , Hey I'm irish too ! Great minds think alike !.......:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

michele , Hey have we vetted him yet ! You and I, we'll figure it out !.......Thanks Michele


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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Wait a minute...can we take presidents to the vet? hmmmm. that might be a very good idea, take the leaders of all the nations to the vet. I bet that would make them calm down! lol, I am sorry, just the leaders. No one else........


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Dont be sorry Michele , your right about that ! I say give them animal tranquilizers !


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b. Malin 4 years ago

After the Elections...This was Truly a Fun Hub to read, Ahorseback. Even Roseanne Barr was on the Ballot in a few States. So Humor is not Dead out there!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

BMalin , Im glad you found this humorous ! I can be anywhere from pretty darned funny al the way to downright stupid funny at times !........:-} so my better half says !


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teaches12345 4 years ago

Such a funny post! I agree, we do need someone who can break free of the muck to save us from the filthy mess we are in!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

teaches, I agree ! Unfortunately cleaning out our congrees of deadbeats is the only way to do that !


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VioletSun 4 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

My friend the poet can write with humor! :) I am not political but found myself watching the last election closely and was not comfortable.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Violet sun ! Hello my friend , yes me too ! Perhaps its time for a King and Queen once again though ! I only know that we're in the same shoes now that our for-fathers were! I guess we may as well laugh , No ?.........Nice to see you !


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Mmmmmm...He's HOT! I'm willing to consider him...LOL..

I tried to answer your question re: self-portrait - but i noticed later it never showed up, SO - the answer is NO - it is not...

(i was thinking toby keith for king and ME as his queen...oh, yeah - ((still thinkin' about that...LOL)..


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

ImKarn .........and I thought your hearts was for me .....Sniffle sniffle!.....it hurts bad !........:-} Please reconsider!

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