Why Turtle -Man Should be the King of America !
In all my years of watching this fiasco we call a politic voting process , It has always amazed me how lame Americans can be in our selection process ! We have picked peanut farmers , auto workers , oil rig operators , sailors , actors, global warmers , and bear hunters and on and on we go in the greatest vetting process in the free world !
Seems to me that the great intellectual minds and marveling morons who are involved with the grooming process' , the greatest vetting machines of today , would do better if they continue on the track of picking their noses and leaving the picking of leaders in the white house to the royalties of the castle once again ! Yes ... you heard me right , the KIng should never have relinquished his rule . And that's why I'm writing this candidate in for King Of America , today !
Turtle man ! Yes ....... ! Now you might think I'm kidding , but when people really need someone to get down in the dirt and push ! When we need someone who will jump right into the muck , into the mire of the biggest mess in the free world , who do we Call? Now , I'll tell you this for free ! This man can get the job Done! ......I have not seen him fail yet at his mission !
AAAAAeeeeeyyeyeee aI yee ! Live Action ! .....and hey , he'll show you his tats Too!